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My roommate and I got into a fight concerning the dishes. I let the sink fill up before I put them in the dishwasher. He hates having anything in the sink.

About two hours ago, he came onto my computer and deleted all of my ****. So I decided to get revenge...and I think I went too far.

I just went to my room, turned on some **** and got comfortable. I didn\'t take out any tissues, though. Totally barehanded, I used my free hand to catch it all. I just ran into the living room while he was watching t.v. and slapped him in the face.

I\'m at a friend\'s house right now. I am worried that my bed is gonna be covered in sh*t or **** or something. Can I take legal action if he breaks my stuff?
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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Epic

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u bitchslapped him with yer man juice?  Yeh expect a big steamin pile on the bed,  which pales in comparison to the jizz bitchslap.

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don\'t ruin the surprise ending!
"I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know."
"The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
-James Brown

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:wtf2:
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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for the record,i didnt do this.i read this on pt and felt like sharing...
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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someone actually thought it was a good idea to share this with other people on the internet...
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