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One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

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i try to only flush the toilet after i take **** so as to conserve water.

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i like to abuse homeless folks.
well,cept roger.
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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roger is the ****.

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roger = way SER for a bum :thumbsup:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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Quote from: Igziabeher;121337
roger smells like ****.



:that:
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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he\'s quick w/ a joke or to light up your smoke....

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if there was ever a new haven bum olympics,roger would come in first place in the sluggin milk/slurrin words events..
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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Quote from: Jim Cobb;121304
I try to stick to these.  I\'m NOT perfect.  But I try.

The Good Red Roads - Code of Ethics

1. Search for yourself, by yourself. Do not allow others to make your path for you. It is your road, and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.
2. Treat the guests in your home with much consideration. Serve them the best food, give them the best bed and treat them with espect and honor.
3. Do not take what is not yours. Whether from a person, a community, the wilderness or from a culture. It was not earned nor given. It is not yours. You cannot enjoy what it not yours.
4. Respect all things that are placed upon this Earth.
5. Rise with the sun to pray. Pray alone. Pray often. The Great Spirit will listen, if only you speak.
6. Honor other people?s thoughts, wishes and words. Never interrupt another or mock or mimic them. Allow each person the right to a freedom of opinion. Respect that opinion.
7. Never speak of others in a bad way. The negative energy that you put out into the universe will multiply when it returns to you.
8. All persons make mistakes. No matter how small or how large the mistake is, it can still be forgiven.
9. Bad thoughts cause illness of the spirit, the mind and the body. Keep bad thoughts at bay. Practice optimism.
10. Nature is not FOR us, it is a PART of us. Treat all natural beings as a member of your family.
11. Children are the seeds of our future. Plant love in their hearts and water them with wisdom and life?s lessons. When they are grown, allow them find their own place.
12. Keep yourself balanced. Your Mental self, Spiritual Self, Emotional Self and Physical self all need to be strong, pure and healthy. Work out the body, to strengthen the mind. Grow rich in spirit to cure emotional ails.
13. Make conscious decisions as to who you will be and how you will react. Be responsible for your own actions.
14. Treat the elders as special gems - their wisdom will shine.
15. Be true to yourself first.

hot damn! i guess iiiim perfect:)

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;121321
sometimes i leave a penny in that little "take a penny, leave one" dish at the gas station. of course, 9 out of 10 times i am taking the penny.

i also prefer to help animals before helping people. people don\'t really need that much help (unless they are disabled).

i am pretty much completely against the welfare system in this country. hope not to open a can of worms with that statement, but then again, if you can tell me why helping crackwhores get their foodstamps is worth the money you\'ve got my full attention.

im pretty sure foodstamps saved my life when i was a kid
(wait.... does that mean my mom was a crackwhore?) :sadban:
taints rule, gypsies drool!

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I drink beer...****...then flush the toilet, with my town\'s reservoir water, so as to contribute to the aquifers of my neighbors with wells. And by God, they appreciate it!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Quote from: Todd;121373
something about a queefer....

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Quote from: freddiewaht;121335
i like to **** on homeless folks.
well,cept roger.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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if somebody has worse nuggets than me I\'ll let them smoke some of mine if they happen to be hanging around me and were gonna smoke anyway...
Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po and take a little sniff of the things below. :sadban:

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^^^^
kids got a heart of gold
taints rule, gypsies drool!

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I start **** on .info so people can vent their anger @ me and not some poor unsuspecting fool when they blow up. ;)

Ser though I do volunteer some time @ Mesa College where a friend of mine teaches.
I help tutor students on lighting design and teach tricks I have learned for some of the theater boards.
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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Quote from: peaches626;121384
^^^^
kid\'s got a heart of Acapulco gold
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