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I was wondering if any of you computer guys out there could give me Directions to Crash my Computer.

Because my computer is super **** and i think the only way to fix the problem would be to Crash it. But i don\'t know how to Crash my computer.

If any one could help me with my problem that would be sweet

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turn it off without stutting it down, that always worked for me. or you could restart it in safe mode and run some scans
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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Quote from: bonzo
I was wondering if any of you computer guys out there could give me Directions to Crash my Computer.

Because my computer is super **** and i think the only way to fix the problem would be to Crash it. But i don\'t know how to Crash my computer.

If any one could help me with my problem that would be sweet


huh ?

If you mean its locked up and nothing is responsive then u can hold in your power button for like 10-15 seconds and it will power it down.

If thats not what u meant you are going to have to be more specific in what you would like to accomplish
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

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or you can try

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never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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I mean it is really slow and it has a lot of problems
So i thought the only way to fix the problem would be to crash the computer

like delete windows xp
« Last Edit: March 29, 2006, 04:54:01 pm by bonzo »

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Ok when your computer "crashes" what that means is that your system locks up and is unusale or you get a "blue screen of death" (in windows). This is never something that you want to do or cause.


If you are running windows and u have high-speed internet i would suggest going to http://www.trendmicro.com

Use their free virus scan and removal tool. It will ask u to download an appication. run that on your machine and it will look for viruses and spyware etc. It will remove them for u as well and it of course it is free.

After that you\'ll know your machine is clean and should be in good shape. If the machine is still slow after that we can take a look at waht you have running on the machine and whats hogging system resources
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

    Frank Zappa, Artist as Genetic Design Flaw,
    Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

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i give that a try