Author Topic: Britney Spears> HFS dude! (Read 4989 times)

wildcoyote · « **on:** November 28, 2006, 09:01:44 pm »

This isn\'t even close to work safe so I won\'t post the pics the board. I\'m sure most of you have already seen this, but not having a thread about it is like ignoring an 800lb Gorilla in the room.
Be sure to scroll all the way to the bottom for the (ahem) limo photos.
http://wwtdd.com/index.phtml

I never thought it would come to this so fast.

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2006, 11:54:45 pm »

saw this earlier today. britney\'s cooch is very disappointing. i don\'t understand why the **** wouldn\'t just wear underwear when she knows there is a camera on her all the time. something like this was bound to happen. what a dumb ****.

Todd · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2006, 12:01:24 am »

Dave\'s gonna have to call out of work tomorrow!!!

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2006, 12:10:57 am »

estahwhaddup · « **Reply #4 on:** November 29, 2006, 01:01:22 am »

AHHH MY EYES!!!!! :pukedon: oh god its rotten!!!

Todd · « **Reply #5 on:** November 29, 2006, 07:25:16 am »

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;127048

britney\'s cooch is very disappointing.

:that:

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;127048

i don\'t understand why the **** wouldn\'t just wear underwear when she knows there is a camera on her all the time. something like this was bound to happen. what a dumb ****.

These **** LOVE flaunting their ****!!!

On a side note...I didn\'t know Britney had a c-section.

wildcoyote · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:58:26 pm »

Britney now has less hair than I do.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17197876/?GT1=9033

Buquebus · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:22:14 pm »

I <3 attention ****

bdfreetuna · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:31:08 pm »

ehh, everybody needs to flip out now and again.

Especially when you realize you\'ve been a cultural baron for the dumbing down of music and objectification of young women. And then you smoke some Woody\'s Kush and its like, oh ****, what kind of person am I???

A person with no hair, thats who.

skalnbyc · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:40:42 pm »

Quote from: bdfreetuna;135653

Especially when you realize you\'ve been a cultural baron for the dumbing down of music and objectification of young women. And then you smoke some Woody\'s Kush and its like, oh ****, what kind of person am I???

Good analysis BD!

However, I don\'t think she has come to that realization yet.

My guess is that it\'s just another meditated stunt by an:

Quote from: Buquebus;135651

attention ****

estahwhaddup · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:41:49 pm »

she should have done it skullit style...adds to her never ending trashiness. stay classy britto, and thanks for looking so good out there

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2007, 11:27:34 pm »

Quote from: Buquebus;135651

I <3 attention ****

well she wins cuz we\'re all talkin about it.

wildcoyote · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:35:57 am »

Quote from: Buquebus;135651

attention ****

Here is a term that\'s been tossed around this board alot lately.

I\'m going to on record and say I kind of like them.

I mean, anyone who is willing to pull some kind of stunt for my amusement is okay in my book. I like to be entertained. I don\'t understand why people attach a negative word like **** to it. Attention Clown might be better. Everyone loves a clown, right? Unless it\'s one of those creepy clowns with a 14" knife bent on murder, like the one who lived my closet when I was ages 5-8. But I digress. I like comedey like Sacha Baron Cohen (def. an Attention [-]****[/-] Clown right?) so I say we should encourage these people.

Next time I see an Attention Clown, I will laugh, clap, and perhaps even give them the hug they never got as child.

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:47:00 am »

if the clown was REALLY bent on murder, dont you think he\'d have gotten you in the three or four years he lived in your closet?

wildcoyote · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:10:14 am »

Yeah, to be fair he really wasn\'t bent on murder, he was just trying to do his job like anyone else. Though I got a few good scares, I felt like there were a lot of nights he was just mailing it in. I can\'t say I blame him. Murderous Clown is a tough gig, especially for the bedroom closet variety. The hours suck, the pay is virtually non-existent, and the working conditions? Let me tell you that closet wasn\'t very big, not to mention all the crap I crammed in there.
You know, it\'s not like these clowns want to be there, it\'s just Clown Karma for all the kids who behave like obnoxious brats at birthday parties and fast food restaraunts. Eventually I agreed to cut the ****, and we parted ways without any bloodshed.