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2008 Resolutions
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stop putting my pubes on my roomates pillowcases.



Now I am questioning whether any of my roomates have ever put pubes on my pillowcases...
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2008 Resolutions
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Speaking of New Year\'s Resolutions...

Allow me to vent about how mobbed my gym has been today. Not that I look it, but I go to the gym pretty much every day and have never seen it so jammed. I have driven by twice today (coincidentally) and I\'m not even going to dare try to work out until at least 9pm.

On the bright side, most New Year\'s Resolutions fail within the first few weeks.
Go see your Breakfast, there are starving Leiths in California

2008 Resolutions
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One and two: quit smoking, drink less whiskey. failure at both within 13 minutes of midnight. oh well, maybe next time.
Three: get a better, more career-oriented job and learn how to budget my money (woulda been get out of debt too, but that\'s a lost cause).
"Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I\'m going to turn water into funk!"