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So last night I had a great dream about Jeff Goldblum.

I was working as a line cook on a cruise line. At some point Jeff Goldblum came strolling into the kitchen, wearing a pretty awesome tweed jacket (the type with the suede elbow patches.) He apparently wanted to make his own food. As he was just about finished, I used this contraption of pulleys and hooks and cables that I had rigged up (I don\'t remember making it, it was just there) to steal his food off of his plate.

He thought that was really funny, grabbed my arm, and pulled me out of the kitchen.

Then I was suddently all dressed up in evening gown and heels at a really fancy party on the boat. Jeff was drinking some sort of frozen coconut girly drink and I had a vodka/soda water/lemon that was in a glass bigger than a big gulp slushy thing. I mean it was **** enormous. We were having a grand old time dancing and drinking etc. I remember him having very long eyelashes and his voice sounded very, well, seductive I guess.

But then something went wrong. We were sitting down at a table full of people I know (people from high school, Nashua area, a couple breakfast-related people) who were all really psyched that I was finally hanging out with Jeff Goldblum. But for some reason he all of a sudden got really uncomfortable and left. I was, needless to say, quite disheartened.

But worry not. I was then in my bedroom on the ship making another vodka/soda. If you have ever been on a cruise, you know how tiny those cabins can be. Well, this one was just big enough for the bed and a little mini bar. I don\'t think there was even a bathroom. But up above the bedroom was a big balcony that was seemingly inaccessible. Well anyhow Jeff showed up again. This time he was wearing a back sports jacket made out of satin with green shiny sparkley pants. He also had a cane. I guess this was like the cheesy pimp version of Jeff Goldblum. And then the rest of the dream was... good.

Awesome eh?

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wow, so after all that jeff was only good? Man joc you have a pretty mediocre imagination. I was expecting great, fantastic, etc, etc. pft.. good. rotfl
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Well I unfortunately have a bad habit of waking up whenever I\'m starting to have sex in a dream. It really sucks.

The dream didn\'t go on long enough for it to get any better adjectives.

Yeah, Gregg\'s right. Sweet blog.
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Quote from: jocelyn;148570
Well I unfortunately have a bad habit of waking up whenever I\'m starting to have sex in a dream. It really sucks.

That always happens to me too! WTF
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Jocelyn\'s second Jeff Goldblum thread this quarter.  I still have no idea who this guy is.  Google image search = not ringin any bells.
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Quote from: alexanderzurflu;148605
Jocelyn\'s second Jeff Goldblum thread this quarter.  I still have no idea who this guy is.  Google image search = not ringin any bells.

Zurflu, are you ser brah?

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Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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Quote from: Stephengencs;148608

Zurflu, are you ser brah?

As ser as that shirt distributed by Chris Fitz last year.
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Dude, did you ever see The Fly? Jurassic Park?
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The Great White Hype
The Big Chill
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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Quote from: jocelyn;148620
Dude, did you ever see The Fly? Jurassic Park?

Dudette, did not see Jurassic Park, have never heard of The fly.

Quote from: Stephengencs;148621
The Great White Hype
The Big Chill


Nope.not ringin any bells.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 10:07:50 pm by alexanderzurflu »
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Well if you look on my MySpace page under my photos there is like 2 and a half pages of Jeff Goldblum pics there. :P
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What about Independance Day?

Zurflu, you do realize that there is this thing called the movies where in a particular "movie theater" they have a screen about 20 feet high by 30 feet wide or so, as well as a few hundred seats.  People come to these "movie theaters" and pay 10 bucks to watch "movies" projected onto the screen.  Now these "movies" are created in Hollywood and are stories in many different genres which are produced, directed, and stared in by people in the movie business......Then after the "movies" are done in the theater, you can rent them from a video store on DVD, or VHS tape, or you can actually watch movies in your home if you have this thing called "cable"...........
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Zurflu\'s too busy with insider trading to go to the movies.

Joc... WOW!!  You\'ve got some serious fuckin\' issue\'s goin\' on in that head of yours.  WOW!

LOL!

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Quote from: SlimPickens;148690
Joc... WOW!!  You\'ve got some serious fuckin\' issue\'s goin\' on in that head of yours.  WOW!

LOL!

You\'re just figuring this out now? :D
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