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Brittney\'s VMA performance
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the window of opportunity has closed and your too fat for the door.

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Choo want fries wit dat??

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the window of opportunity has closed and your too fat for the door.

rotfl rotfl

she definitely rushed the comeback.

She doesn\'t have 1 family member or friend with enough sense to tell her that she isn\'t ready for that look yet?

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Quote from: Spacey;157969
the window of opportunity has closed and your too fat for the door.

rotfl rotfl

she definitely rushed the comeback.

She doesn\'t have 1 family member or friend with enough sense to tell her that she isn\'t ready for that look yet?

I think she has to have bad advisors.  No matter what angle you look at her...its just not flattering.  I mean, you could go to Keepers and find better looking girls than that.  And that\'s sad.

Don\'t get me wrong,  She is a pretty girl.   She needs to learn LESS is more. In any case, the performance itself was awful.   Someone needs to tell her she\'s not Madonna.

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Someone needs to tell her she\'s not fat and her career is OVER.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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She needs to learn LESS is more.

Looks to me like that is exactly what she was going for, at least in regard to her attire.

:P

She is maybe a little overweight, or just a little undertoned, but I don\'t feel too comfortable saying that because for Christsake she\'s probably in better shape than I am.

Then again I am not a performer.

The performance itself was terrible. No enthusiasm, her dancing (if you can call it that) was terrible, and she seems to have forgotten how to lip sync.

But really.... Who cares!?
**** in the MFA

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It\'s sad that no one is helping this girl.  Her life is crumbling and it seems that everyone around wants to suck the life out of her (no wise ass comments..lol).....before she totally crashes.  Very sad  to see it happen.

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She is maybe a little overweight, or just a little undertoned, but I don\'t feel too comfortable saying that because for Christsake she\'s probably in better shape than I am.


i know i haven\'t seen you in forever.......but i seriously doubt this!

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dwayne,u have absolutely NO RIGHT watching the vma awards at your age,perv...
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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I think she should reprise:  flip her lid/try to hang herself with a bedsheet in rehab
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I think she should reprise:  flip her lid/try to hang herself with a bedsheet in rehab

That would be too gratuitous of a favor! But cool none the less.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Quote from: jocelyn;158029
She is maybe a little overweight, or just a little undertoned, but I don\'t feel too comfortable saying that because for Christsake she\'s probably in better shape than I am.


i know i haven\'t seen you in forever.......but i seriously doubt this!

:that: come on joc, you\'re in way better shape than she is!
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wait, WHO\'S not well right now?!?!?!?! :scared:

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wow, was that girl auditioning for Days of our Lives or something?  Cause she gets the part.