Author Topic: Anyone else find this funny? (Read 2286 times)

jocelyn · « **on:** November 06, 2007, 05:59:47 pm »

This is the cover of Ebony Magazine.

jking · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2007, 06:21:57 pm »

not very ebony, is he??

bdfreetuna · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2007, 07:07:08 pm »

LOL ...

I found this funnier though:

sallyalli · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:35:41 pm »

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This is the cover of Ebony Magazine.

that man is white as hell. Its all his daddys fault.

jocelyn · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:37:28 pm »

Well, supposedly it\'s the fault of vitiligo, but I don\'t buy it. His symptoms don\'t match those of the disease.

sallyalli · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:44:43 pm »

didnt is dad used to say "your too dark and your nose is too big" or something like that.

jocelyn · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:47:31 pm »

No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

Todd · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:58:16 pm »

His dad smacked the black clean off of him!

Mamalakabubadaya · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2007, 09:09:07 pm »

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didnt is dad used to say "your too dark and your nose is too big" or something like that.

the jackson dad was a douche bag. check out "the jacksons: an american dream". it\'s 4 hours long but i have somehow managed to see it on vh1 like 10 times in my life. totally worth it...every single time.

FrankZappa · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:36:50 am »

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[-]No idea, [/-]I am[-]do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is[/-] proud to [-]be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on[/-]watch Oprah.[-]) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.[/-]

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Mark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2007, 11:09:21 am »

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LOL ...

I found this funnier though:

:lol: New Breakfast cover!

jocelyn · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:37:44 pm »

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Quote from: jocelyn;167824
[-]No idea, [/-]I am[-]do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is[/-] proud to [-]be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on[/-]watch Oprah.[-]) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.[/-]

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Wow that was difficult to even read.

I do not watch Oprah. I am just mildly obsessed with Michael Jackson.

kindm's · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2007, 03:43:56 pm »

Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2007, 04:11:44 pm »

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Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy

:that:

SlimPickens · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2007, 04:23:59 pm »

Quote from: jocelyn;167824

No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

Maybe his white patches just happen to be on his face, neck, chest, arms, and hands!