Can we get a countdown to legality please?

Granny Panties WTF!!!?!!!!
I am sure its tough to run around a tennis court with a thong in your ass and cooter.....
How are you so sure that she would get a wedgie from grannie panties? Not to mention that that panty line hardly indicates those are grannie panties in my opinion.... and I find the bigger bloomers sexier than the skimpiest of thongs...but call me crazy