happy bday, not that u read this thing anyway
happy fuckin birthday dr. funkenstein, I mean Ron... drop some mean ol bombs out west...
happy bday ron spears aka "the guy from the breakfast to call for important logistical information, general explanations of things and life lessons" HAVE FUN!! (even though you don\'t like fun?

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Ron Spears SUX!!! not really Happy B-day bro!!
I just sang you a birthday song... could you hear it? No? Oh well, happy birthday anyway Ron.
happy bday savebrah....

oh good they got your good side fred