PB Haikus!

• PB Haikus!
  Posted by Wolfman on 13 Jan, 2004 00:09
• Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB.  Here we go!
  
  Tim\'s guitar afire
  Burning eyes and ears alike
  Screeching to a sprint
  *   *   *
  Innocent Harry
  Needed assistance badly
  Must\'ve been the drugs
  *   *   *
  More hair than Poison
  Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
  On your breakfast toast
  
  
  
  P.S.  In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Marcial on 13 Jan, 2004 13:18
• He is Freddy Wah
  Guiness he drinks like a fish
  Sam she sure gets pissed
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 13 Jan, 2004 13:30
• marcial,where u been man?
  still workin on that tan man?
  i hope your still a pb fan man..
  
  what the **** is up over here?
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by davepeck on 13 Jan, 2004 13:42
• freddie...
  
  
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by DocEllis70 on 13 Jan, 2004 14:22
• Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.
  
  At night when i sleep
  rarely to i dream so sweet
  bug hit windshieldy
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 13 Jan, 2004 14:31
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  Originally posted by DocEllis70
  Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

  
  Haikus are phaddy
  But the world is bound to learn
  Wahkus are better
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Todd on 13 Jan, 2004 15:03
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  Originally posted by DocEllis70
  Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

  
  
  I think it is time
  for EVERYONE who wants to post
  to follow the rules
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 13 Jan, 2004 15:11
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  Originally posted by Todd
  
  
  I think it is time
  for EVERYONE who wants to post
  to follow the rules

  
  
  Unfortunately
  Todd cannot count to seven
  Which explains a lot
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by kindm's on 13 Jan, 2004 16:33
• Peace and Love Surround me
  Vermont is Beautiful Isn\'t it
  Pass that thing over here
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• #9 Reply
  Posted by Stephengencs on 13 Jan, 2004 17:04
• Call Them The Breakfast
  Whats In A Name Anyway?
  They Rock Regardless
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• #10 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 13 Jan, 2004 17:50
• im totally lost
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• #11 Reply
  Posted by Todd on 13 Jan, 2004 18:11
• My mistake it was
  I was real rushed at lunch
  I apologize
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• #12 Reply
  Posted by galenas on 13 Jan, 2004 19:50
• yeah! i want to say,
  this is my hundredth post
  and i\'m here to stay!
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• #13 Reply
  Posted by galenas on 13 Jan, 2004 19:53
• .... does hundredth have two or three syllables??
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• #14 Reply
  Posted by DocEllis70 on 13 Jan, 2004 21:42
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  Originally posted by Todd
  My mistake it was
  I was real rushed at lunch
  I apologize

  
  
  
  once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.
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