Author Topic: PB Haikus! (Read 6561 times)

Wolfman · « **on:** January 13, 2004, 12:09:29 am »

Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB. Here we go!

Tim\'s guitar afire
Burning eyes and ears alike
Screeching to a sprint
* * *
Innocent Harry
Needed assistance badly
Must\'ve been the drugs
* * *
More hair than Poison
Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
On your breakfast toast

P.S. In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.

Marcial · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2004, 01:18:37 pm »

He is Freddy Wah
Guiness he drinks like a fish
Sam she sure gets pissed

freddiewaht · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2004, 01:30:39 pm »

marcial,where u been man?
still workin on that tan man?
i hope your still a pb fan man..

what the **** is up over here?

davepeck · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2004, 01:42:55 pm »

freddie...

DocEllis70 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2004, 02:22:25 pm »

Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

At night when i sleep
rarely to i dream so sweet
bug hit windshieldy

Wolfman · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2004, 02:31:39 pm »

Quote

Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

Haikus are phaddy
But the world is bound to learn
Wahkus are better

Todd · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2004, 03:03:52 pm »

Quote

Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules

Wolfman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2004, 03:11:35 pm »

Quote

Originally posted by Todd

I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules

Unfortunately
Todd cannot count to seven
Which explains a lot

kindm's · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2004, 04:33:47 pm »

Peace and Love Surround me
Vermont is Beautiful Isn\'t it
Pass that thing over here

Stephengencs · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2004, 05:04:56 pm »

Call Them The Breakfast
Whats In A Name Anyway?
They Rock Regardless

freddiewaht · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2004, 05:50:21 pm »

im totally lost

Todd · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2004, 06:11:28 pm »

My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize

galenas · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2004, 07:50:58 pm »

yeah! i want to say,
this is my hundredth post
and i\'m here to stay!

galenas · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2004, 07:53:00 pm »

.... does hundredth have two or three syllables??

DocEllis70 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2004, 09:42:47 pm »

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Originally posted by Todd
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize

once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.