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Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 22, 2007, 11:17:20 am
[last lines]
Quote from: Alvy Singer
: [narrating] After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y\'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother\'s crazy; he thinks he\'s a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don\'t you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that\'s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y\'know, they\'re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin\' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: FrankZappa on June 21, 2007, 08:27:19 pm
so we should find a place that will make up goldblum face masks and all wear them on halloween just to see what jocs reaction would be. I mean like all of us. Everyone in the place. It would def be surreal.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 21, 2007, 05:23:06 pm
Annie Hall is one of my favorite movies, and that is a great Goldblum moment for sure.

Thanks for reminding me. :)

Speaking of Goldblum, I lost my snake, whose name is Jeff Goldblum, for several weeks. I just found him (actually, my cat found him) two days ago behind my refrigerator. He was a little on the thin side, probably pretty dehydrated, but he had a great shed (which was also behind the refigerator) and he is looking good now.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 20, 2007, 10:11:28 pm
Jeff Goldblum sighting....

I was watching Annie Hall last night.  First off, great **** movie.  Hilarious look at relationships through the eyes of a neurotic self absorbed jew........

Towards the end of the movie when Alvie (Allen) goes to visit Annie (Keaton) in Los Angeles to try and convince her to come back to new york, they are at a "hollywood" party and Jeff Goldblum is on the phone in the end part of the scene for about 7 seconds.  His line, "I lost my mantra".
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 14, 2007, 06:20:53 pm
Nah I get it done when it needs doing. No crack necessary.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 13, 2007, 09:16:53 am
Quote from: SlimPickens;148761
Quote from: Stephengencs;148739
Quote from: jocelyn;148719
Docile is NOT for me.

Issues? I don\'t have issues. The issues have me.

HA....and no matter what happens, Joce is NOT in charge....

this must be some kind of personal joke between the two of you, \'cause Joce takes charge.  Remember how she cleaned up that post show nonsense at the Stone Church?

Like it was the right thing to do.

She must have been on a crack bender then.....
yet i remember nothing of that sort.....
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: SlimPickens on June 13, 2007, 09:07:34 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;148739
Quote from: jocelyn;148719
Docile is NOT for me.

Issues? I don\'t have issues. The issues have me.

HA....and no matter what happens, Joce is NOT in charge....

this must be some kind of personal joke between the two of you, \'cause Joce takes charge.  Remember how she cleaned up that post show nonsense at the Stone Church?

Like it was the right thing to do.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Igziabeher on June 13, 2007, 02:35:07 am
i\'m gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on this whole story.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 12, 2007, 08:56:24 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;148719
Docile is NOT for me.

Issues? I don\'t have issues. The issues have me.

HA....and no matter what happens, Joce is NOT in charge....
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 12, 2007, 05:17:09 pm
Docile is NOT for me.

Issues? I don\'t have issues. The issues have me.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: FreeSpirit on June 12, 2007, 04:30:10 pm
:wah: joc, this obsession, which once was a joke, is now slowly becoming your reality... lay off the Goldblum & try to focus on someone a little more docile - perhaps Rick Moranis?
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Todd on June 12, 2007, 01:00:11 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens;148690
Joc... WOW!!  You\'ve got some serious fuckin\' issue\'s goin\' on in that head of yours.  WOW!

LOL!

You\'re just figuring this out now? :D
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: SlimPickens on June 12, 2007, 12:51:53 pm
Zurflu\'s too busy with insider trading to go to the movies.

Joc... WOW!!  You\'ve got some serious fuckin\' issue\'s goin\' on in that head of yours.  WOW!

LOL!
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 12, 2007, 09:55:12 am
What about Independance Day?

Zurflu, you do realize that there is this thing called the movies where in a particular "movie theater" they have a screen about 20 feet high by 30 feet wide or so, as well as a few hundred seats.  People come to these "movie theaters" and pay 10 bucks to watch "movies" projected onto the screen.  Now these "movies" are created in Hollywood and are stories in many different genres which are produced, directed, and stared in by people in the movie business......Then after the "movies" are done in the theater, you can rent them from a video store on DVD, or VHS tape, or you can actually watch movies in your home if you have this thing called "cable"...........
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 11, 2007, 10:44:42 pm
Well if you look on my MySpace page under my photos there is like 2 and a half pages of Jeff Goldblum pics there. :P
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: skalnbyc on June 11, 2007, 10:07:50 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;148620
Dude, did you ever see The Fly? Jurassic Park?

Dudette, did not see Jurassic Park, have never heard of The fly.

Quote from: Stephengencs;148621
The Great White Hype
The Big Chill


Nope.not ringin any bells.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 11, 2007, 09:51:53 pm
The Great White Hype
The Big Chill
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 11, 2007, 09:49:30 pm
Dude, did you ever see The Fly? Jurassic Park?
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: skalnbyc on June 11, 2007, 09:46:53 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;148608

Zurflu, are you ser brah?

As ser as that shirt distributed by Chris Fitz last year.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 11, 2007, 09:30:05 pm
Quote from: alexanderzurflu;148605
Jocelyn\'s second Jeff Goldblum thread this quarter.  I still have no idea who this guy is.  Google image search = not ringin any bells.

Zurflu, are you ser brah?

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Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: skalnbyc on June 11, 2007, 09:28:43 pm
Jocelyn\'s second Jeff Goldblum thread this quarter.  I still have no idea who this guy is.  Google image search = not ringin any bells.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: Stephengencs on June 11, 2007, 08:45:56 pm
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Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: bdfreetuna on June 11, 2007, 08:38:37 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;148570
Well I unfortunately have a bad habit of waking up whenever I\'m starting to have sex in a dream. It really sucks.

That always happens to me too! WTF
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 11, 2007, 08:25:04 pm
Well I unfortunately have a bad habit of waking up whenever I\'m starting to have sex in a dream. It really sucks.

The dream didn\'t go on long enough for it to get any better adjectives.

Yeah, Gregg\'s right. Sweet blog.
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: FrankZappa on June 11, 2007, 08:23:21 pm
wow, so after all that jeff was only good? Man joc you have a pretty mediocre imagination. I was expecting great, fantastic, etc, etc. pft.. good. rotfl
Title: Jeff Goldblum dream
Post by: jocelyn on June 11, 2007, 07:33:38 pm
So last night I had a great dream about Jeff Goldblum.

I was working as a line cook on a cruise line. At some point Jeff Goldblum came strolling into the kitchen, wearing a pretty awesome tweed jacket (the type with the suede elbow patches.) He apparently wanted to make his own food. As he was just about finished, I used this contraption of pulleys and hooks and cables that I had rigged up (I don\'t remember making it, it was just there) to steal his food off of his plate.

He thought that was really funny, grabbed my arm, and pulled me out of the kitchen.

Then I was suddently all dressed up in evening gown and heels at a really fancy party on the boat. Jeff was drinking some sort of frozen coconut girly drink and I had a vodka/soda water/lemon that was in a glass bigger than a big gulp slushy thing. I mean it was **** enormous. We were having a grand old time dancing and drinking etc. I remember him having very long eyelashes and his voice sounded very, well, seductive I guess.

But then something went wrong. We were sitting down at a table full of people I know (people from high school, Nashua area, a couple breakfast-related people) who were all really psyched that I was finally hanging out with Jeff Goldblum. But for some reason he all of a sudden got really uncomfortable and left. I was, needless to say, quite disheartened.

But worry not. I was then in my bedroom on the ship making another vodka/soda. If you have ever been on a cruise, you know how tiny those cabins can be. Well, this one was just big enough for the bed and a little mini bar. I don\'t think there was even a bathroom. But up above the bedroom was a big balcony that was seemingly inaccessible. Well anyhow Jeff showed up again. This time he was wearing a back sports jacket made out of satin with green shiny sparkley pants. He also had a cane. I guess this was like the cheesy pimp version of Jeff Goldblum. And then the rest of the dream was... good.

Awesome eh?

:lol: