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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: freddiewaht on May 18, 2007, 04:31:16 pm
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UGH. I give up
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ummmmm....wtf?!?
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nanies, I\'ve never understood parachuting, I think it\'s silly, I\'ve always just crushed it up mixed it with a tiny amount of water and chugged it. but as I like to say, to each their own, whatever works for ya.
Amen!
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But, why not just swallow the crushed pill mixed in water or something? The wrapping of the crushed pieces, I just don\'t get.
because then you dilute it. If you wrap the powder in a lite cover of tissue or toilet paper, then its a very quickly disolving wrapper and the full dose gets ingested into your system without being diluted.....that is my logic behind it anyway....
nanies, I\'ve never understood parachuting, I think it\'s silly, I\'ve always just crushed it up mixed it with a tiny amount of water and chugged it. but as I like to say, to each their own, whatever works for ya.
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WOW, so colon crushing is in?...Who knew? Bring on the colonoscopy crushers!!!!!!
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Yet again there are other ways to quickly get drugs into your system w/o toilet paper. There is a reason some medicine is administered in suppository form. It does work as the drug enters the bloodstream fairly quickly through the rectal mucus membrane.
thus harkening back to the most colorful definition of "poofing" on wikipedia ("turd plunger" was it?)
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a quick google search yields that it is a common practice for a lot of drugs, especially for patients who can\'t swallow or have digestive issues.
"insert rectally" probably fits better on the prescription bottle anyhow than "crush this up and snort it up your nose" :)
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YiKES!!!
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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
yeah poofing is definitely crushing a pill and shoving it up your ass. no toilet paper swallowing **** here.
How the **** would anyone ever expect your body to absorb anything through your colon? It\'s an exit corridor for Christ\'s sake!!
Yet again there are other ways to quickly get drugs into your system w/o toilet paper. There is a reason some medicine is administered in suppository form. It does work as the drug enters the bloodstream fairly quickly through the rectal mucus membrane.
Wow all that nursing knowledge comes popping up for this?
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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
yeah poofing is definitely crushing a pill and shoving it up your ass. no toilet paper swallowing **** here.
How the **** would anyone ever expect your body to absorb anything through your colon? It\'s an exit corridor for Christ\'s sake!!
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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
yeah poofing is definitely crushing a pill and shoving it up your ass. no toilet paper swallowing **** here.
now i have done some stupid **** in my time....i mean i have done some ser stupid ****, but crushing a pill and shoving it up my ass....well sorry chip that has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever heard......
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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
yeah poofing is definitely crushing a pill and shoving it up your ass. no toilet paper swallowing **** here.
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Along w/ a bunch of then extraneous curse words from Gencs whom I am beginning to suspect is a Wook in training.
I am not sure to be proud or ashamed of that comment Leith..... Walsh\'s wookness has definitely rubbed off on me, but there were a couple of moments last weekend webster > latenight > van > lexington, va > latenight > van that I definitely felt like an all out wookie
i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
provided said pill parachute doesn\'t get caught in your throat all night and cause you to pop a blood vessel in yer eye.
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The blood vessel choke episode was from a non liquid saluable xanax, which was NOT in parachute form...just straight pill caught in my windpipe....def scary sitch. which is why i now just snort any pill i am going to take....advil, alkaselzer, whatev.....
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:lol: thread from the dead here (http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showthread.php?t=9423) ;)
Good Luck w/ that. I tried the same thing in another thread and got railed for it. Along w/ a bunch of then extraneous curse words from Gencs whom I am beginning to suspect is a Wook in training.
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i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
provided said pill parachute doesn\'t get caught in your throat all night and cause you to pop a blood vessel in yer eye.
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:lol: thread from the dead here (http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showthread.php?t=9423) ;)
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But, why not just swallow the crushed pill mixed in water or something? The wrapping of the crushed pieces, I just don\'t get.
because then you dilute it. If you wrap the powder in a lite cover of tissue or toilet paper, then its a very quickly disolving wrapper and the full dose gets ingested into your system without being diluted.....that is my logic behind it anyway....
What? Ridiculous. Just crush slightly and put under your tongue. There is a reason medicine for angina and such are administered sublingually.
Kids these days :sigh: :lol:
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"and then pooping the pressies i just poofed and then picking the pressies out of my own poop and the re-poofing, i was ready to go up front and rage 2nd set"
that\'s funny schtuff
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:out:
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Water or not, it\'s getting ingested quickly. And you don\'t have to worry about choking.
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But, why not just swallow the crushed pill mixed in water or something? The wrapping of the crushed pieces, I just don\'t get.
because then you dilute it. If you wrap the powder in a lite cover of tissue or toilet paper, then its a very quickly disolving wrapper and the full dose gets ingested into your system without being diluted.....that is my logic behind it anyway....
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But, why not just swallow the crushed pill mixed in water or something? The wrapping of the crushed pieces, I just don\'t get.
oh, **** sweet. i\'m gonna start parachuting my clarinex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarinex).
Actually you should crush Clarinex and snort em......really works the **** outta your sinuses.
rotfl
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i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
oh, **** sweet. i\'m gonna start parachuting my clarinex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarinex).
Actually you should crush Clarinex and snort em......really works the **** outta your sinuses.
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i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
oh, **** sweet. i\'m gonna start parachuting my clarinex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarinex).
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i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
its a faster way to get the drug into your system. if you swallow it, there is a longer time for your stomach to disolve and absorb the pill, but if its crushed into a powder it disolves much faster.....
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Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.
i have to ask... why on earth would you not just swallow the whole pill???
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i think he was talking about a suppository a la TrainSpotting.......
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Parachuting= crushing a pill and wrapping it in toilet paper...swallow said nasty concoction and hope you don\'t choke.
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what the hell is parachute? not that i would ever take part in anything along those lines. i just feel old!
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Mel... Walsh didn\'t write that. Unless I really misunderstood this whole thread.
Steve... well that doesn\'t make sense, because if they were snorted or parachuted you wouldn\'t be able to then pick them out of your ****. You gotta pay attention to the story man. :P
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well thank god anything goes on this forum - that really made me laugh.:biggrin:
i\'d almost consider writing one from saturday nite ... but unlike walsh i lack that kind of balls.
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my guess would be either snorting them or crushing them up and "parachuting" them....
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Precisely.
I still want to know what poofing pressies is.
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So now i am solo at this show and i am sober. Thats right brahs, never thought i would see the day i would be dead sober at the start of a biscuit show but there i was. I mean i puffed a few bowls in the car in the lot and did a couple lines and blew an adderall and ate half an oxy but I was totally sober so I effen hit the bar and sat there...
what an ****.....
This is a perfect example of the stereotypical quinticental biscuit fan......Thankfully there are a lot more well educated and well versed fans of the disco biscuits...
so sad that its funny.
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Now that is funny. I have been hearing about "my" review of a Biscuit show. What you folks don\'t do that at shows;)
Good job Wah...[insert pussyfart noise here]
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poofing verywell might have been the term back in the late60s when you were growin up,but nowadays a pussyfart is known as a queef.
on a sidenote,im not a fan of beaver flatulence
after further review,it appears i misread your post/have issues.
disregard.
:yay:This is why i keep coming back to .info. thanks wah.
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-as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.
that is some funny ****
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Urban Dictionary definitions also include:
- ****
- doing ****
- when you run out of grass and are looking to get some
- smoking pot
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia,
The term poof can be used in several ways:
-as a British English term for a large footstool or ottoman (from the French word "pouf?").
-as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of poofter. See also British slang, **** (slang). Other vulgar phrases used particularly in Australian English in reference to homosexuality include; arse bandit, **** toucher, turd plunger, turd puller, Percy\'s plumber, arse bender, **** smoker, cumgums, brown-eye sailor, turd burgler, bum toucher, **** jockey, pillow biter & Hoover the horse\'s hoof.
-as a term for an act of disappearance or appearance
-as a term for something fluffy
-In Arrested Development, it is the name of a magazine for magicians that Gob subscribes to.
-as a Western Canadian slang term for flatulence.
-as an American slang term for female flatulence.
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poofing verywell might have been the term back in the late60s when you were growin up,but nowadays a pussyfart is known as a queef.
on a sidenote,im not a fan of beaver flatulence
after further review,it appears i misread your post/have issues.
disregard.
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I thought poofing was a female farting. :shrug:
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and then pooping the pressies i just poofed and then picking the pressies out of my own poop and the re-poofing, i was ready to go up front and rage 2nd set.
:sigh::yack2:
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^^
no ****.
I think "poofing" is the term in question..
I hope I have at least that much fun @ Bisco tonight :D
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as far as i know,pressies=rolls..
as far as i know,rolls=extasy..
as far as i know,extasy=mdma..
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:wah: what\'s poofing pressies?
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I\'m praying it\'s not real, Walsh touched me last night.
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Sad... and hilarious. I\'m hoping that\'s not a real review.
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Pretty sad really
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biscuit fans love long sentences
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So after pissing, running into my boy who had some Molly, then hitting the stalls, then pissing again then running into my girl with zanibars then hitting the stalls then running into Spun Bob with some L and then hitting the stalls again and then seeing some random dude poofing pressies and buying a few and hitting the stalls and then poofing and then running into Crystal with the yip and then ripping gaggerinos on the toliet paper dispenser and then hitting the stalls cause of the yak-**** and then pooping the pressies i just poofed and then picking the pressies out of my own poop and the re-poofing, i was ready to go up front and rage 2nd set.
This has to be one of the longest sentences I\'ve read in over 5 years!
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mind if i steal this?
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I wet my self. I peed all over my pants and more some. Once the whiff of my man-urine got loose I had so much dancing room it was awesome!
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rotfl:lol:Oh my **** God!!! :lol:rotfl
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Thats a good thing too cause i went to the show with my boy Jimbo who swings the fuel out of his moms basement so i thought all would be chill. The effen noob just stashed the blow in his front pockets and security finds it like no probelm and he is sent packing (rumor has it he cried to the cops). So now i am solo at this show and i am sober. Thats right brahs, never thought i would see the day i would be dead sober at the start of a biscuit show but there i was. I mean i puffed a few bowls in the car in the lot and did a couple lines and blew an adderall and ate half an oxy but I was totally sober so I effen hit the bar and sat there...the Biscuits came on and I still sat there, in fact, i sat by the bar facing the stage the entire first set. I drank about 8 Coors lights and watched probably like the worst first set EVAH!! i mean it was like Jam > Liquid Handcuffs > Reactor > Svenghali > Cyclone > Reactor or something and then like some new instrumental tune or something. The heat was not brought, there was like not even like a second i was feeling it. The set was mad short and when it was over i hit the bathroom to take a ****.
So after pissing, running into my boy who had some Molly, then hitting the stalls, then pissing again then running into my girl with zanibars then hitting the stalls then running into Spun Bob with some L and then hitting the stalls again and then seeing some random dude poofing pressies and buying a few and hitting the stalls and then poofing and then running into Crystal with the yip and then ripping gaggerinos on the toliet paper dispenser and then hitting the stalls cause of the yak-**** and then pooping the pressies i just poofed and then picking the pressies out of my own poop and the re-poofing, i was ready to go up front and rage 2nd set. I hit the floor and as soon as I got in the center of the floor the lights went low and it was time for the heat. I lit up a butt and the boys kicked it off with a SHICK Floodlights fake out > TRUIMPH! SHO SHICK! i was laying down the most righteous trancedance that could summon the gods and show them that i am not scared of their all powerful ways for I could cast divine intervention with a level 3 shout and manner and breakdance fight my way to victory but the floor was so crowded i was getting tossed around by the youngest bunch of custy raver high schoolers this side of Scranton. I was lighting it up hard and then they bust into INVERTED LADIES! this whole sequence was the fiyah! the crowd was hanging on to barbers every note like he offered his nutsac to be licked. Thats when i realized i had to pee and i was trapped in the middle of this shuper packed epic dancefloor. Then it hit me, yes the \'cid ANNNND the idea of the century! it took me a second but once i closed my eyes i could just do it. I wet my self. I peed all over my pants and more some. Once the whiff of my man-urine got loose I had so much dancing room it was awesome! I was bouncing all around feeling the music and not giving a ****. The biscuits bust into Hot Air Balloon which was really tioght and then i got my Omane Wa which was real awesome and like jammed out and stuff. Then we got a Memphis to end the set which sounded alittle reworked to be honest but that coulda just been the L or the molly...the boys leave the stage and maybe the smell of my **** or the weather outside prompted this but we got a WET encore! EPIC! Barber shredded so hard on this tune it was crazy. I kickin up puddles and splashing around to this gem! Then to end the night we got a techno treat of Safety Dance. Say what you will haters but this is Barbers best tune since Kitchen Mitts. FLAME AWAY NANCIES!