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Title: passing the pee test
Post by: bdfreetuna on April 06, 2007, 03:29:54 pm
Quote from: DocEllis70;141194
Quote from: bdfreetuna;141179
http://www.bluelight.ru
ya know, its already been established that people on this board have no knowledge of the headies

the best bet is a condom filled with some nerds ****. tape it to your howard johnson

so since u have no other use for a condom i think that would work well for you

You probably don\'t remember that time I hooked you up for no reason other than the fact you were beggin for it. And that you owe me 20 bucks.

go pop a collar
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: wildcoyote on April 06, 2007, 12:45:13 pm
Never thought about this before now, but a **** test for a woman has got to pretty damn rude.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Todd on April 06, 2007, 12:04:45 pm
What method, if any, did she use?
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 06, 2007, 07:58:59 am
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i passed the test!
whoopee!

thanks to all who contributed. :thumbsup:
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 05, 2007, 05:12:30 am
The anomalous epistemological erudition of this coterie is interminably preeminent. :yay:
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Me! on April 05, 2007, 01:19:26 am
too much water is bad too though at least right before the test, it\'ll just come out diluted, and they\'d have to take it again, but if they\'re just looking to buy some time....
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: DocEllis70 on April 04, 2007, 09:28:40 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;141179
http://www.bluelight.ru
ya know, its already been established that people on this board have no knowledge of the headies

the best bet is a condom filled with some nerds ****. tape it to your howard johnson

so since u have no other use for a condom i think that would work well for you
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: leith on April 04, 2007, 09:18:46 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;140985
no, not me, I don\'t smoke. Got this from a college friend today though. If you have insite, please pass it along. Thanks!

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hey do me a favor and ask the breakfast message board what kind of herbal remedies i can use to get thc out of my system, its not much but i am drinking water and taking vitamin b and cranberry and drinking green tea, etc but the over the counter head shop detox stuff is tested for now.

If your friend is only a light user water and diruetic(sp?) juices are the key.

Either that or find a different job. **** Drug Tests!
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: skalnbyc on April 04, 2007, 07:35:15 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit;141188
Quote from: bdfreetuna;141179
ya know, its already been established that people on this board have no knowledge of the headies

ya know, it\'s also an established fact that josh is the "headiest" egocentric fool on this board! ;)

Josh Baskin??
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FreeSpirit on April 04, 2007, 06:58:04 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;141179
ya know, its already been established that people on this board have no knowledge of the headies

ya know, it\'s also an established fact that josh is the "headiest" egocentric fool on this board! ;)
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 04, 2007, 04:02:49 pm
again, this is for a woman. might be a little weird to do that. :P
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: bdfreetuna on April 04, 2007, 03:44:48 pm
http://www.bluelight.ru
http://www.shroomery.org
http://www.erowid.org
http://www.mycotopia.org
http://www.hipforums.com

ya know, its already been established that people on this board have no knowledge of the headies

the best bet is a condom filled with some nerds ****. tape it to your howard johnson
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: derickw on April 04, 2007, 03:37:02 pm
a product called clear
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Todd on April 04, 2007, 02:54:23 pm
Nice link Aruny! They do have one for her. (http://gonumber1.com/her.htm)
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Whathefunk on April 04, 2007, 02:50:59 pm
Quote from: melanie;141174
it\'s usually an occupational health rn (or lab tech), and thats only a small part of their job

GALLONS of water for dillution; but the fat-solubility issue makes some things tough to eliminate quickly.

water doesn\'t work.... cranberry juice is the way to go, if thats the route youre heading down.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: DocEllis70 on April 04, 2007, 02:36:36 pm
Paul, take a couple bucks out of the money you just ran into and help this girl by buying her the Whizzinator. it may look weird but maybe they have a fake virgina too

http://www.whizzinator.com/
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: melanie on April 04, 2007, 02:29:08 pm
it\'s usually an occupational health rn (or lab tech), and thats only a small part of their job

GALLONS of water for dillution; but the fat-solubility issue makes some things tough to eliminate quickly.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 04, 2007, 01:40:19 pm
actually it\'s a she. Could you imagine that being your job? You have to watch people pee? I mean, someone has to do it, right? ugh. :sadban:
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Whathefunk on April 04, 2007, 01:35:48 pm
i didn\'t read what the rest of you said, but herbal quicktabs have gotten me past many a pee tests in my younger days.  go to any gnc, they used to have them behind the counter.  just ask the guy.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Igziabeher on April 04, 2007, 01:10:48 pm
tell him to do a google search for some **** called quick fix.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: kindm's on April 04, 2007, 12:47:03 pm
they have dried pee that comes in a Beeper look alike. You mix water with the dried pee and the beeper like device keeps it at the proper temp.

Not that I know about any of this stuff. It depends on if the test will be monitored or if they will let u go in a bathroom and give the sample. If someone is watching then he only thing you can really do is postpone it and stop doing anything illegal
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 03, 2007, 10:55:16 am
Quote from: Jim Cobb;141056
maybe it would have been because of my fast metabolism or something, but i\'m sure that would have always worked out for me. ;)

subtle jim, subtle. :P
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Jim Cobb on April 03, 2007, 10:14:45 am
when i was at college, i would NEVER have broken the law in any way, but if i had, and often, and had i also been in an outpatient rehab at the time, i\'d have stopped smoking pot a couple days before outpatient (once a week) and i\'d have drank TONS of water for those days and I\'d have never had a dirty test.  maybe it would have been because of my fast metabolism or something, but i\'m sure that would have always worked out for me. ;)
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: SkyePrizm on April 03, 2007, 01:49:50 am
7 years ago when i had to pass the drug test for Walgreens, I was told to try vinegar.  honest, it worked.   I drank a gallon of water for a weekend.  Ate nothing but salads drenched in vinegar and even made myself drink a small glass.  Sounds disgusting. It was.  Yet, it was the magic touch.

I recommend the apple cider vinegar..and no...it doesnt taste like apples.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Me! on April 03, 2007, 01:06:04 am
Well I\'d say the first thing they should do is to stop smoking, chronic smokers it takes about 4-5 weeks to get out of your system, while casual smokers is more like 2 weeks (those numbers might not be perfect but I believe they\'re close)
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: Todd on April 02, 2007, 08:39:11 pm
Eons ago I had to go through testing. I took Goldenseal and it worked great! Not too sure how good it would work these days, but I do still here of it being implemented.
Title: passing the pee test
Post by: FrankZappa on April 02, 2007, 08:15:46 pm
no, not me, I don\'t smoke. Got this from a college friend today though. If you have insite, please pass it along. Thanks!

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hey do me a favor and ask the breakfast message board what kind of herbal remedies i can use to get thc out of my system, its not much but i am drinking water and taking vitamin b and cranberry and drinking green tea, etc but the over the counter head shop detox stuff is tested for now.