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Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Todd on February 12, 2007, 12:32:35 am
Quote from: antbach;134209
:point: And somehow I managed to get pointed at/blamed.
rotflrotfl

:doh: That sucks though. :lol:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: antbach on February 11, 2007, 08:54:33 pm
Quote from: davepeck;134149
oh, and tuesday nights here are pretty bad too. basically 8-10 guys with gas playing poker. oof.

It\'s basically 2 guys with TERRIBLE gas, 6-8 with the occasional squeeker. And the two I refer to is yourself and Paulie, with you getting the crown for not only most farts per tuesday, but also most awful smelling; Paulie coming in a close second. Oh, and not sure if Sleepy brought it up Friday, but he let one rip at Mango\'s in Branford before we went to the corner pocket that woulda made ya proud, cleared out half of the side of the bar we were on, and had two older ladies covering their faces. And somehow I managed to get pointed at/blamed.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FrankZappa on February 11, 2007, 06:37:46 pm
still the worst smell I\'ve ever encountered (http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showpost.php?p=104405&postcount=6).
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FreeSpirit on February 11, 2007, 06:02:15 pm
Quote from: Todd;134201
Your answer is no. My **** don\'t stink

:lol: definite shenanigans! ;)
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: jocelyn on February 11, 2007, 05:27:15 pm
I was referring to the number of replies, not the time span. Should have been mnore specific.

Also, should have known you guys better ;)
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Todd on February 11, 2007, 05:04:37 pm
Quote from: leith;134199
So your answer to the thread\'s question is?

Well, I thought it was self explanatory, but....
Your answer is no. My **** don\'t stink :rolleyes:

Quote from: leith;134199
It drove Erika from my room, she went to hers and then this morning told me she could not get to sleep because the smell was lingering with her. Now that\'s bad!
:yay: rotflrotfl
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: leith on February 11, 2007, 04:53:57 pm
Quote from: Todd;134186
I enjoy each and every one of my heavenly bodily made essences!!!

So your answer to the thread\'s question is?
Because really I usually do not have a problem w/ my own odors but this one had me questioning just what the hell was coming out of me.
It drove Erika from my room, she went to hers and then this morning told me she could not get to sleep because the smell was lingering with her. Now that\'s bad!
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Todd on February 11, 2007, 04:36:07 pm
Quote from: davepeck;134189
ahh.. now that i think about it, you may be right.. cause i remember having the horrid gas when we were bowling at the student center..

and uhh... shut up.

Ahhh yes, I remember now. That was pretty bad.

There was also that "episode" at Porter\'s that was pretty horrid! :lol:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: davepeck on February 11, 2007, 04:33:17 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;134191
I can\'t believe this thread is still alive.

:hscratch:

it\'s not even 12 hours old... :confused:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: jocelyn on February 11, 2007, 04:23:37 pm
I can\'t believe this thread is still alive.

Jon, I remember hearing tales from that ride.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: davepeck on February 11, 2007, 04:15:09 pm
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;134156
:lol: maybe i just have a fuzzy memory, but i think that was on the rev hall>binghamton university run.. i just remember having to follow you in my turn to the bathroom at greg\'s mom\'s house and considering peeing in the backyard or waiting until we got back on the highway so that i wouldn\'t have to risk dealing with the deadly stench you left in the bathroom. i liked how people told you to try to go to the bathroom. i\'m pretty sure greg\'s mom asked you to go to the bathroom. dave, maybe if you didn\'t literally eat laxative-like food you wouldn\'t have this problem. or perhaps you just have some of the most **** up volcanic anal gas of anyone i know. (you are worse than my dad and he used to ruin our family vacations with his gas). i would hate to think of what must happen to your **** after eating chinese food or chili... i think you need to chill with this fiber one/protein shake ****. you are not popeye. oh and while you\'re at it, stop putting needles in your ass...

ahh.. now that i think about it, you may be right.. cause i remember having the horrid gas when we were bowling at the student center..

and uhh... shut up.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Todd on February 11, 2007, 04:09:25 pm
I enjoy each and every one of my heavenly bodily made essences!!!
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: freddiewaht on February 11, 2007, 02:34:11 pm
i once stepped in wet slimy dogshit barefooted and hopped on 1 foot and washed the other one off in the toilet.

carry on..
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: DocEllis70 on February 11, 2007, 02:24:48 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;134162
I hate to say it Jon but I think you may have been damned prior to the fart. ;)

thats right. i forgot about the ride home from Baltimore with Peck,Tmn8r,FrankZappa and TreyChica
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FrankZappa on February 11, 2007, 02:12:38 pm
:no: :poopself:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FreeSpirit on February 11, 2007, 02:05:52 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;134176
felt? what, does your ass register on the richter scale or something?

"What the hell was that, felt like an earthquake!"
"Nah, Robyn had mexican for dinner."

Good vibrations... I\'d love to show ya sometime, paul! :lol:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: wildcoyote on February 11, 2007, 02:05:28 pm
Quote from: davepeck;134149
i feel especially bad for my chair at work.

I my experience office chairs have a strange absorbing quality.  They will decrease the fart\'s tendency to travel, but increase it\'s tendency to linger.
Also, if you get up, when you return and sit again, compressing the seat cushion will re-release the order.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: leith on February 11, 2007, 01:43:43 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;134147
:fart: :yack2: what did you have for dinner there leith? I don\'t think I\'ve ever done that bad, but I\'ve had some winners in my time. Anyone here who denies ever farting is a liar.

I had some vegetarian mystery dish my friend\'s vegan girlfriend made. It was fairly tasty but holy god the after effects! Yeah I think I\'ll decline next time.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FrankZappa on February 11, 2007, 01:32:48 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit;134173
edit to my previous post:

changing ;) to :sarcasm:

There have been many in this crowd that have heard, felt & smelled my glorious gas!

felt? what, does your ass register on the richter scale or something?

"What the hell was that, felt like an earthquake!"
"Nah, Robyn had mexican for dinner."
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FreeSpirit on February 11, 2007, 01:31:20 pm
Best fart I\'ve ever seen = Camp Barefoot last summer - I still have a vivid picture of Adrian lighting his ass on fire... ignition>flames>fumes rotfl
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: freddiewaht on February 11, 2007, 01:29:04 pm
i love lamp.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FreeSpirit on February 11, 2007, 01:28:50 pm
edit to my previous post:

changing ;) to :sarcasm:

There have been many in this crowd that have heard, felt & smelled my glorious gas!
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FrankZappa on February 11, 2007, 01:26:04 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;134147
Anyone here who denies ever farting is a liar.

Quote from: FreeSpirit;134153
<-----^------- Being a woman = does not fart.  Ever.  ;)
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: jocelyn on February 11, 2007, 01:12:24 pm
I hate to say it Jon but I think you may have been damned prior to the fart. ;)
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: DocEllis70 on February 11, 2007, 01:01:24 pm
i let a real nice one go in church this morning. the priest had to order the clergy to light a few more incence. might go to hell for that one
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Gfunk on February 11, 2007, 11:35:36 am
:wah:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: kindm's on February 11, 2007, 11:27:24 am
It was just yesterday when I could have sworn that an unholy portal was opened between my cheeks. The stench of sulfur was so strong I believed I was being possessed. The Beast himself was trying to enter our world thru my ass.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on February 11, 2007, 11:12:56 am
Quote from: davepeck;134149
but my worst case of gas ever came on the weekend of utica/moe.down 2005. i came dangerously close to being ejected from the van, and in case you don\'t know, those guys produce their fair share of gas. not sure who else remembers, but i\'m sure holly can attest. we were outside in upstate\'s big backyard playing frisbee, and i was instructed to go inside and try to go to the bathroom. it was that bad.

:lol: maybe i just have a fuzzy memory, but i think that was on the rev hall>binghamton university run.. i just remember having to follow you in my turn to the bathroom at greg\'s mom\'s house and considering peeing in the backyard or waiting until we got back on the highway so that i wouldn\'t have to risk dealing with the deadly stench you left in the bathroom. i liked how people told you to try to go to the bathroom. i\'m pretty sure greg\'s mom asked you to go to the bathroom. dave, maybe if you didn\'t literally eat laxative-like food you wouldn\'t have this problem. or perhaps you just have some of the most **** up volcanic anal gas of anyone i know. (you are worse than my dad and he used to ruin our family vacations with his gas). i would hate to think of what must happen to your **** after eating chinese food or chili... i think you need to chill with this fiber one/protein shake ****. you are not popeye. oh and while you\'re at it, stop putting needles in your ass...
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Gfunk on February 11, 2007, 10:46:16 am
Quote from: FreeSpirit;134153
<-----^------- Being a woman = does not fart.  Ever.  ;)

Shenanigans!
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FreeSpirit on February 11, 2007, 10:41:30 am
<-----^------- Being a woman = does not fart.  Ever.  ;)
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: bdfreetuna on February 11, 2007, 10:36:35 am
Quote from: Jim Cobb;134148
p.s. who ever laid that stinker at daniel street that one time should be put in jail.

:poopself: :shrug:
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: davepeck on February 11, 2007, 10:16:21 am
i fart. a lot.

i also eat the equivalent of 14 eggs a day (just the whites).. plus fun things like all-bran, protein bars, and protein shakes.

what comes out doesn\'t smell very good.

i feel especially bad for my chair at work. somehow it is still standing after 4.5 years.

there have been times when i\'d take lisa\'s car on a monday, she\'d get in it on tuesday and almost yack.

but my worst case of gas ever came on the weekend of utica/moe.down 2005. i came dangerously close to being ejected from the van, and in case you don\'t know, those guys produce their fair share of gas. not sure who else remembers, but i\'m sure holly can attest. we were outside in upstate\'s big backyard playing frisbee, and i was instructed to go inside and try to go to the bathroom. it was that bad.

oh, and tuesday nights here are pretty bad too. basically 8-10 guys with gas playing poker. oof.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: Jim Cobb on February 11, 2007, 10:12:00 am
my farts dont smell bad, it\'s pretty cool.



p.s. who ever laid that stinker at daniel street that one time should be put in jail.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: FrankZappa on February 11, 2007, 06:44:05 am
:fart: :yack2: what did you have for dinner there leith? I don\'t think I\'ve ever done that bad, but I\'ve had some winners in my time. Anyone here who denies ever farting is a liar.
Title: Have you ever farted a smell so bad....
Post by: leith on February 11, 2007, 06:16:23 am
you almost knocked yourself out ?
Said to yourself damn I coulda cleared a room of 50 or so w/ that one.
And they just would not stop? damn it\'s gettin\' too cloudy to type. Oh damn another one?