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Title: strange offers
Post by: omn8prdctns on February 02, 2007, 02:50:38 pm

or...a combination. now we\'re talking. have the wonderful sunday breakfast with the kids, and keep them "disassociated" for the rest of the day. we should move on this.

Title: strange offers
Post by: bdfreetuna on January 30, 2007, 04:39:03 pm

Gimme real maple syrup or gimme cough syrup.

Title: strange offers
Post by: Gfunk on January 30, 2007, 02:34:00 pm

Quote from: omn8prdctns;132952

i know, and i grew up in new hampshire. my friends tap trees for fun. for real.

Me Too. i\'m a NH native and can\'t imagine putting anything but pure maple syrup on my pancakes/french toast/waffles. i\'m guessing Sadie would prefer the headie *real* syrup on yer package, but would probably settle for aunt jamima.



:wah:^

Title: strange offers
Post by: FreeSpirit on January 30, 2007, 02:29:10 pm

:wah:

Title: right
Post by: omn8prdctns on January 30, 2007, 02:21:20 pm

i know, and i grew up in new hampshire. my friends tap trees for fun. for real.

this conversation/argument has been had. in huts watching the **** boil down. im just wrong. it may just come down to a severe sweet tooth seldom indulged. that and some stupid childhood nonsense. aunt jamima fantasies, etc.

its a little like box wine. you want to sample the infinite intricasies, but sometimes you just want to drink a ton of wine. i doubt the first winos could have cared less about letting it breathe or oaky casks.

actually. it is nothing like that and a white suburban 3rd grader has no place lusting after strange misogynistic colonial-slave stereotype throwback-icons.

omn8 (http://www.omen8productions.org)

Title: strange offers
Post by: Gfunk on January 30, 2007, 12:59:37 pm

Quote from: omn8prdctns;132891

t
this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.

dude! Pure maple syrup is 100 times better than the fake. to each his own though.

Title: strange offers
Post by: omn8prdctns on January 30, 2007, 10:37:39 am

"it\'s true...i do," joc admitted.

Title: strange offers
Post by: Todd on January 30, 2007, 10:33:55 am

:holyshit: :sigh: Poor Sadie......














or maybe not...:shrug: maybe she would like it :idunno:

Oh, btw- Joc...get back to work!!! You obviously have waaaayyyyy too much time on your hands...err, should I say.....kitchen utensils! ;)

Title: strange offers
Post by: omn8prdctns on January 30, 2007, 10:24:54 am

the baster is sanded down before hand, as to be smooth and inviting. any urine, (or other fluids), are fresh, as to be warm. there is nothing worse than a delivery of cold fluids using a "raw" baster.

lubricants are reccommended once it becomes time for insertion. other than that it is the "basters", (the subject using the baster), ball game. i am sure the concept could be built upon. different fluids, (gravy? tea?), people watching, (cheering), etc.

the storm seems to have passed though. joss had been calling this the "one-handed grinch" for some reason, (she has this one glove that is furry and green, like the grinch or oscar. maybe "the one-handed oscar" would work).

this morning there was some talk of maple syrup being aplied to regions below the belt, only to be removed at the hands of a dog\'s mouth. personally, i prefer artificial syrup, but i guess it is up to the dog). i inquired as to whether or not she would even enjoy. she said it was more for sadie-dog than her or i.

Title: strange offers
Post by: FreeSpirit on January 30, 2007, 01:29:07 am

:hitit:

Title: strange offers
Post by: Rickey Roux on January 29, 2007, 06:54:14 pm

I\'m quite intrigued by this thread.  Is this used as an aphrodisiac or is it just another form of indoor watersports?  And does this procedure have a name?  Something like "hot lemonade colon cocktail?"  More info, please. :perv:

Title: strange offers
Post by: omn8prdctns on January 29, 2007, 03:25:28 pm

i misunderstood. she seemed more psyched by the notion, the symbolism of it all.

quite carried away, if i may say so myself.

Title: strange offers
Post by: Todd on January 29, 2007, 03:07:26 pm

Quote from: Todd;132753

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Title: strange offers
Post by: jocelyn on January 29, 2007, 02:58:41 pm

What!?

I just wanted to feel like I was really a part of him.

Geez.

Title: strange offers
Post by: FrankZappa on January 29, 2007, 02:54:35 pm

:sigh: :wah: :wtf2:

Title: strange offers
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 29, 2007, 02:52:01 pm

it\'s not just a fad in japan. i like to give a good basting once in a while. put a man in his place. yeahhhh.

Title: strange offers
Post by: freddiewaht on January 29, 2007, 02:41:32 pm

Works Wonderfully..
Or So Ive Been Told.

Title: strange offers
Post by: Todd on January 29, 2007, 02:35:40 pm

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Title: strange offers
Post by: FrankZappa on January 29, 2007, 02:30:57 pm

hmm. I\'m not sure how to respond to these words I\'m reading.

:pukedon:

Title: strange offers
Post by: Buquebus on January 29, 2007, 02:30:13 pm

:wah: :wacko: :yack2:

Title: strange offers
Post by: omn8prdctns on January 29, 2007, 01:56:22 pm

for what it\'s worth:
joss just offered to insert a turkey baster
filled with her liquid waste into my rear. for real.

she heard it was a fad in japan or something,
and it seems to have perked her ears right up.
these girls man. i\'m telling you...

she seemed pretty desperate to get this done,
so it may be worth hitting her up.

(tell her you are interested in the one-handed grinch...pass: "stu-haw")

pce
omn8 (http://www.omen8productions.org)