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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: derickw on January 04, 2007, 04:37:10 pm

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: FrankZappa on January 05, 2007, 08:22:03 pm

Quote from: jocelyn;130201

Also dry catfood mixed with trail mix.

Drunk people are fun.

classic. rotfl

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: jocelyn on January 05, 2007, 07:54:40 pm

It was a good party actually.

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: Todd on January 05, 2007, 06:19:43 pm

Glad we weren\'t invited!!!

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: jocelyn on January 05, 2007, 04:29:55 pm

At the New Years party I went to this year, a fun prank was made by putting out canned catfood in a tub with crackers for dipping, complete with a sprig of parsley. ("pate")

Also dry catfood mixed with trail mix.

Drunk people are fun.

The plan backfired slightly though: the downstairs toilet pretty much blew up.

Now before anyone lectures me on the risks of salmonella or whatever poisoning, I say to you: shut the hell up.

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: Todd on January 05, 2007, 09:09:23 am

"I\'m officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don\'t mind. I love that little ****."

:lol:

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: derickw on January 04, 2007, 08:06:08 pm

maybe we can get him to write a show review...... haven\'t seen one of those in a while

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: bdfreetuna on January 04, 2007, 05:03:35 pm

"It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan\'s ****."

"And somehow these Beggin\' Strips also managed to smell just like bacon. Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs."

:lol:

This guys a pretty good writer

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: booztravlr on January 04, 2007, 04:54:23 pm

that was pretty amusing. dont think ill be making my own \'prison wine\' anytime soon though.

Title: Steve, Don\'t Eat It!
Post by: derickw on January 04, 2007, 04:37:10 pm

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php


a funny little read here, a couple quotes

In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own ****. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin\' Strips. (By the way, it doesn\'t work.)

I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")