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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Eldwayno on November 24, 2006, 01:13:35 am
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Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.
The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.
Will a big blue one work? Or do I have to run to VIP for a black one?
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whoa - I just jumped to page 4 and I know enough now that I don\'t want to know what I missed on the first 3 pages.
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you guys are gross.
You started it :D
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you guys are gross.
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There ya go!!!
p.s.- pee in her butt the second night, just in case she doesn\'t like it! ;)
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^^^^that it does
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My goodness... I start with a question and I get a golden shower.... this board certainly is fun, well anyway, with the announcement of The Breakfast playing Feb 2nd and 3rd in Syracuse, Delilah my ex\'s birthday is February first so she\'s coming up to catch the two night run in Syracuse for her 21st birthday... it all works out!
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Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.
:point: The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.
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Jocelyn....I love you!!!!!
post of the day......by far!!!!
Post of the month!!!
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Jocelyn....I love you!!!!!
post of the day......by far!!!!
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I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt. I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****. And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter. Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......
Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.
The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.
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oooh it\'s the senseless banter... i see ;)
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I am a slightly disturbed girl who enjoys this senseless banter.....
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Take it easy guy......
dont you have some jingles to write?
yep.
I love where this thread is going.....:D
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wait, is that in the \'rated\' version? cause he pees standing up/leaning over on my DVD...
possibly.....i saw it a couple to a few months ago on digital io\'s on demand movies.........hmmmmmmm....
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He\'s boycotting because Jordan left!! ;)
thanks todd. i told you that in confidence.
fucker.
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this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....
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whats the deal, man?
i hate music.
He\'s boycotting because Jordan left!! ;)
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this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....
wait, is that in the \'rated\' version? cause he pees standing up/leaning over on my DVD..
whats the deal, man?
i hate music.
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late spring/early summer, i think.. not sure..
whats the deal, man?
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I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt. I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****. And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter. Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......
Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
I love where this thread is going.....:D
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You\'ve never woken up with a **** ****???
every morning.....i am not saying its impossible to pee with morning wood.......
It just takes a bit of concentration....
this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....
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I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt. I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****. And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter. Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......
Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
You\'ve never woken up with a **** ****???
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are you boycotting bfast shows or something? weak sauce Dave...when was the last time you saw the band anyways?
late spring/early summer, i think.. not sure..
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ummm.... get a room?
or just take it to pheesh.....
Take it easy guy......
dont you have some jingles to write?
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i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..
are you boycotting bfast shows or something? weak sauce Dave...when was the last time you saw the band anyways?
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ummm.... get a room?
or just take it to pheesh.....
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I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt. I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****. And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter. Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......
Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
stevie, i\'ll demonstrate on friday. you bring the lube.
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:wah::pukedon::bandoggy::vomit2::wah:
rotfl good stuff guys...hilarious. :yay:
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i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..
Fair enough my friend......
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i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..
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I am calling shennanigans due to the fact that i figured you were all set with going to shows performed by The Breakfast......
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stevie, i\'ll demonstrate on friday. you bring the lube.
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I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt. I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****. And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter. Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......
Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
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If he wanted to figure it out on his own, he would not have come here and asked complete strangers\' opinions! Go pee in your wife\'s butt! :duck:
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Great choice!!! Trust us, it\'s a good one for sure!
all i know is....these folks know next to nothing about you and nothing at all about her....it\'s cracking me up to picture todd saying "trust us"...as in..."would we steer you wrong?"...as in "trust us (snicker,snicker,snicker)". you should figure this one out on your own.
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Did you receive an ultimatum: Moe or me on NYE?
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this thread to a turn... yeah, I\'ve decided after a few days of thinking, and reading the advice from here and PT moe. that yeah, I\'d be better off going to NY.
good choice. life is short.
dont ever make decisions based on someone...
or someone\'s love...or lack of....
if she wants to be with you, she will come to you or the fates will bring you together again.
pee in her butt.
dave, i hope thats not how you resolve all life\'s quandries....im staying clear....:)
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Great choice!!! Trust us, it\'s a good one for sure!
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this thread to a turn... yeah, I\'ve decided after a few days of thinking, and reading the advice from here and PT moe. that yeah, I\'d be better off going to NY.
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Give her a Dirty Sanchez!!! After peeing in her butt, of course!
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:lol: .info = best place for advice EVER!!!
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skreech finger her
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tell her to go **** herself.
oh yeah, nice blog.
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pee in her butt.
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pee in her butt.
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Well I would try to **** her one more time and then kick her to the curb.....but dont miss a NYE show to go pussyfoot around with some **** who **** you....
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never speak to her ever again.
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Well its kinda hard to make any judgements since all we know is that she broke your heart. However, if she did hurt you bad, i would think that its on her to get to you and make amends to you. If she really wanted to see you, wanted you back, she would have done everything in her power to make it up to you......life is too short to waste on some selfish little ****....
I say go to moe. and find some cute little moe.ron to kiss to welcome in the new year.......
If its ment to be between you and this other girl, it will work itself out.....
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for what it\'s worth...i broke jking\'s heart once. it was a terrible mistake and i came to my senses. thank goodness he gave me another chance, because now we\'re getting married!
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hey hey, a new Digest in the works!!!!! Eldwayno..... i\'d say go to the show. if she\'s still into you afterwards go see her. i wouldn\'t waste your NYE plans on the hopes this girl finally opened her eyes. have fun at MOE with your friends. if she really likes you she\'ll wait
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She\'s just going to **** you over again, if not on NYE then at some point. Regardless of how infatuated you are, this is NOT the girl of your dreams because the girl of your dreams would never have broken your heart the first time. Girls like this don\'t actually care about you and they don\'t change. It\'s easy to get sucked in because they\'re so great on the surface but deep down they\'re really heartless. The folly for you lies not with falling for them once, but in going back to make the same mistake again. It\'s very, very hard to admit to yourself that you were wrong about them but at some point you have to or you\'re just gonna get **** with again. Besides, NYE is way too much drama to be doing the reuniting thing. If you must go back to this duplicitous siren then at least do it under some sort of normal, sustainable circumstance.
--You can catch the next edition of Dear Wolfy in Breakfast Digest Episode 6, hitting newsstands December 28th!
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I agree with Todd & Leaf & Free Spirit. Don\'t waste New Year\'s on this loser. If she really cared, she would sell a bunch of stuff on EBay to pay for the flight or buy a bunch of Google stock. Nothing is worth missing the Breakfast for. Well, maybe going to Hyde with Paris & Nicky. I am no MOE fan, but if you are, you should go. They were giving away MOE tickets at work last summer, but no one wanted them. If only I had known there was a MOE fan.
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bdfreetuna=icculus!!!!
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There\'s a reason that the past is behind you. It\'s because you can\'t see it!!! Never look back...the future is right in front of you!!! Follow the unknown path in front of you. There is happiness there. It may take a long journey, but I\'m sure it will find you! And like Robyn said: screw her!!!
Have fun at Moe. ;)
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Well there is a reason she is an ex.
Dreams change with life. She may be your dream girl right now.....
moe. kicks ass and can\'t hurt you emotionally.
oh and NYC vs Texas on NYE? are u fuckin\' SER?
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my advice: screw her.
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well moe. to me would be similar to Breakfast for you... which is making my decision a bit tougher
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if it was Breakfast my decision might be a little tougher but I\'d definitely be flying down south to get down with the girl of my dreams for new years
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Boggling eh?
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So my ex and I are talking again... we spoke on the phone for like 3 hours last night, an amazing conversation, we talked about a lot of things, but I also found out that she can\'t afford to come up to New York for new years. I mean I know the girl absolutely broke my heart once already, but she\'s the girl of my dreams, and now I come to a crossroads, sure I can go see moe. and all my moe.ron friends in NYC and ring in the new year, but part of me wants nothing more than to be kissing her at midnight ringing in the new year. So this I ask to you, do I follow my heart and risk being hurt again by flying to see her in Texas, or do I go to NYC and ring in the new year with moe....