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Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 30, 2006, 01:45:52 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;127228
<- slowly steps back out of thread then turns and runs...
:that:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 30, 2006, 12:59:44 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;127178
Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.

The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.

Will a big blue one work? Or do I have to run to VIP for a black one?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: FrankZappa on November 30, 2006, 09:44:42 am
whoa - I just jumped to page 4 and I know enough now that I don\'t want to know what I missed on the first 3 pages.

<- slowly steps back out of thread then turns and runs...
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 30, 2006, 09:15:57 am
Quote from: davepeck;127219
you guys are gross.

You started it :D
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 30, 2006, 08:49:42 am
you guys are gross.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 30, 2006, 08:48:35 am
There ya go!!!


p.s.- pee in her butt the second night, just in case she doesn\'t like it! ;)
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: derickw on November 29, 2006, 11:09:47 pm
^^^^that it does
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Eldwayno on November 29, 2006, 10:49:43 pm
My goodness... I start with a question and I get a golden shower.... this board certainly is fun, well anyway, with the announcement of The Breakfast playing Feb 2nd and 3rd in Syracuse, Delilah my ex\'s birthday is February first so she\'s coming up to catch the two night run in Syracuse for her 21st birthday... it all works out!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on November 29, 2006, 07:38:18 pm
:sadban:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 29, 2006, 06:05:20 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;127178
Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.

:point: The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.

rotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotflrotfl

Quote from: Stephengencs;127179
Jocelyn....I love you!!!!!

post of the day......by far!!!!

Post of the month!!!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 06:03:41 pm
Jocelyn....I love you!!!!!

post of the day......by far!!!!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: jocelyn on November 29, 2006, 06:01:26 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127102
I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt.  I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****.  And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter.  Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......

Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......

Loosen up said sphincter with a big black dildo, insert limp **** into gaping anus, then pee. Duh.

The only trick is not getting a hard on when using the dildo.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Jim Cobb on November 29, 2006, 05:52:18 pm
oooh it\'s the senseless banter... i see ;)
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: SkyePrizm on November 29, 2006, 04:46:36 pm
Quote from:


:wah:[/QUOTE

I am a slightly disturbed girl who enjoys this senseless banter.....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Jim Cobb on November 29, 2006, 02:59:44 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127111
Take it easy guy......
dont you have some jingles to write?
yep.

Quote from: SkyePrizm;127117
I love where this thread is going.....:D
:wah:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 01:23:36 pm
Quote from: davepeck;127119
wait, is that in the \'rated\' version? cause he pees standing up/leaning over on my DVD...

possibly.....i saw it a couple to a few months ago on digital io\'s on demand movies.........hmmmmmmm....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 29, 2006, 01:22:27 pm
Quote from: Todd;127120
He\'s boycotting because Jordan left!! ;)

thanks todd. i told you that in confidence.

fucker.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 29, 2006, 01:19:54 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127114
this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....

rotflrotfl

Quote from: Gfunk;127118
whats the deal, man?
Quote from: davepeck;127119

i hate music.
He\'s boycotting because Jordan left!! ;)
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 29, 2006, 01:14:55 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127114
this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....

wait, is that in the \'rated\' version? cause he pees standing up/leaning over on my DVD..

Quote from: Gfunk;127118
whats the deal, man?

i hate music.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Gfunk on November 29, 2006, 01:10:54 pm
Quote from: davepeck;127112
late spring/early summer, i think.. not sure..

whats the deal, man?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: SkyePrizm on November 29, 2006, 01:08:50 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127102
I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt.  I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****.  And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter.  Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......

Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......

I love where this thread is going.....:D
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 01:07:29 pm
Quote from: Todd;127113
You\'ve never woken up with a **** ****???

every morning.....i am not saying its impossible to pee with morning wood.......
It just takes a bit of concentration....

this just reminded me of the 40 year old virgin...when he wakes up with morning wood and sits on the toilet and pees all over himself....classic **** right there....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 29, 2006, 01:04:19 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127102
I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt.  I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****.  And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter.  Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......

Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......

You\'ve never woken up with a **** ****???
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 29, 2006, 01:03:32 pm
Quote from: Gfunk;127110
are you boycotting bfast shows or something? weak sauce Dave...when was the last time you saw the band anyways?

late spring/early summer, i think.. not sure..
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 12:54:20 pm
Quote from: Jim Cobb;127109
:wah:

ummm....  get a room?

or just take it to pheesh.....

Take it easy guy......
dont you have some jingles to write?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Gfunk on November 29, 2006, 12:46:09 pm
Quote from: davepeck;127106
i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..

are you boycotting bfast shows or something? weak sauce Dave...when was the last time you saw the band anyways?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Jim Cobb on November 29, 2006, 12:43:51 pm
:wah:

ummm....  get a room?

or just take it to pheesh.....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Gfunk on November 29, 2006, 12:40:15 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;127102
I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt.  I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****.  And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter.  Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......

Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......

Quote from: davepeck;127104
stevie, i\'ll demonstrate on friday. you bring the lube.



:wah:
:wah::pukedon::bandoggy::vomit2::wah:


rotfl good stuff guys...hilarious. :yay:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 12:34:08 pm
Quote from: davepeck;127106
i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..

Fair enough my friend......
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 29, 2006, 12:30:30 pm
i said i would pee in your butt.. i never said i\'d be at any breakfast show..
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 12:15:42 pm
I am calling shennanigans due to the fact that i figured you were all set with going to shows performed by The Breakfast......
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 29, 2006, 12:13:19 pm
stevie, i\'ll demonstrate on friday. you bring the lube.



:wah:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2006, 11:58:19 am
I am still trying to figure out how one would go about peeing in anothers butt.  I mean first off its damn near impossible to pee with an ****.  And secondly it would be hard to get a limp **** into a tight sphincter.  Thirdly, if you got your softie into a butt, wouldnt the sphincter squeezing restrict the pee from coming out?.......

Dave please expound on how one would pee in anothers butt......
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 28, 2006, 06:33:05 pm
If he wanted to figure it out on his own, he would not have come here and asked complete strangers\' opinions! Go pee in your wife\'s butt! :duck:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: oldnewbie on November 28, 2006, 04:53:42 pm
Quote from: Todd;126997
Great choice!!! Trust us, it\'s a good one for sure!


all i know is....these folks know next to nothing about you and nothing at all about her....it\'s cracking me up to picture todd saying  "trust us"...as in..."would we steer you wrong?"...as in "trust us (snicker,snicker,snicker)". you should figure this one out on your own.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: skalnbyc on November 28, 2006, 04:53:18 pm
Did you receive an ultimatum: Moe or me on NYE?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: SkyePrizm on November 28, 2006, 04:43:34 pm
Quote from: Eldwayno;126993
this thread to a turn... yeah, I\'ve decided after a few days of thinking, and reading the advice from here and PT moe. that yeah, I\'d be better off going to NY.

good choice.  life is short.  
dont ever make decisions based on someone...
or someone\'s love...or lack of....

if she wants to be with you, she will come to you or the fates will bring you together again.

Quote from: davepeck;126966
pee in her butt.

dave, i hope thats not how you resolve all life\'s quandries....im staying clear....:)
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 28, 2006, 01:17:47 pm
Great choice!!! Trust us, it\'s a good one for sure!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Eldwayno on November 28, 2006, 12:57:52 pm
this thread to a turn... yeah, I\'ve decided after a few days of thinking, and reading the advice from here and PT moe. that yeah, I\'d be better off going to NY.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 28, 2006, 12:46:35 pm
Give her a Dirty Sanchez!!! After peeing in her butt, of course!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 28, 2006, 11:30:55 am
:lol:  .info = best place for advice EVER!!!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: derickw on November 28, 2006, 11:16:31 am
skreech finger her
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Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on November 28, 2006, 11:11:38 am
tell her to go **** herself.

oh yeah, nice blog.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: inertia1215 on November 28, 2006, 10:56:21 am
Quote from: davepeck;126966
pee in her butt.

:sadban: :holyshit: :sadban: :holyshit:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: davepeck on November 28, 2006, 10:50:48 am
pee in her butt.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 28, 2006, 10:41:25 am
Well I would try to **** her one more time and then kick her to the curb.....but dont miss a NYE show to go pussyfoot around with some **** who **** you....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Jim Cobb on November 28, 2006, 10:33:07 am
never speak to her ever again.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Stephengencs on November 28, 2006, 10:23:36 am
Well its kinda hard to make any judgements since all we know is that she broke your heart.  However, if she did hurt you bad, i would think that its on her to get to you and make amends to you.  If she really wanted to see you, wanted you back, she would have done everything in her power to make it up to you......life is too short to waste on some selfish little ****....

I say go to moe. and find some cute little moe.ron to kiss to welcome in the new year.......

If its ment to be between you and this other girl, it will work itself out.....
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: daffodil on November 28, 2006, 09:48:42 am
for what it\'s worth...i broke jking\'s heart once.  it was a terrible mistake and i came to my senses.  thank goodness he gave me another chance, because now we\'re getting married!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: derickw on November 28, 2006, 09:04:10 am
hey hey, a new Digest in the works!!!!! Eldwayno..... i\'d say go to the show. if she\'s still into you afterwards go see her. i wouldn\'t waste your NYE plans on the hopes this girl finally opened her eyes. have fun at MOE with your friends. if she really likes you she\'ll wait
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Wolfman on November 28, 2006, 07:12:16 am
She\'s just going to **** you over again, if not on NYE then at some point.  Regardless of how infatuated you are, this is NOT the girl of your dreams because the girl of your dreams would never have broken your heart the first time.  Girls like this don\'t actually care about you and they don\'t change.  It\'s easy to get sucked in because they\'re so great on the surface but deep down they\'re really heartless.  The folly for you lies not with falling for them once, but in going back to make the same mistake again.  It\'s very, very hard to admit to yourself that you were wrong about them but at some point you have to or you\'re just gonna get **** with again.  Besides, NYE is way too much drama to be doing the reuniting thing.  If you must go back to this duplicitous siren then at least do it under some sort of normal, sustainable circumstance.

--You can catch the next edition of Dear Wolfy in Breakfast Digest Episode 6, hitting newsstands December 28th!
Title: Don\'t do it
Post by: citroen on November 27, 2006, 07:26:54 pm
I agree with Todd & Leaf & Free Spirit.  Don\'t waste New Year\'s on this loser.  If she really cared, she would sell a bunch of stuff on EBay to pay for the flight or buy a bunch of Google stock.  Nothing is worth missing the Breakfast for.  Well, maybe going to Hyde with Paris & Nicky.  I am no MOE fan, but if you are, you should go.  They were giving away MOE tickets at work last summer, but no one wanted them.  If only I had known there was a MOE fan.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: peaches626 on November 24, 2006, 07:57:19 am
bdfreetuna=icculus!!!!
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Todd on November 24, 2006, 02:41:14 am
There\'s a reason that the past is behind you. It\'s because you can\'t see it!!! Never look back...the future is right in front of you!!! Follow the unknown path in front of you. There is happiness there. It may take a long journey, but I\'m sure it will find you! And like Robyn said: screw her!!!

Have fun at Moe. ;)
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: leith on November 24, 2006, 02:29:31 am
Well there is a reason she is an ex.
Dreams change with life. She may be your dream girl right now.....
moe. kicks ass and can\'t hurt you emotionally.


oh and NYC vs Texas on NYE? are u fuckin\' SER?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 24, 2006, 02:05:48 am
my advice:  screw her.
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Eldwayno on November 24, 2006, 01:48:32 am
well moe. to me would be similar to Breakfast for you... which is making my decision a bit tougher
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: bdfreetuna on November 24, 2006, 01:35:45 am
if it was Breakfast my decision might be a little tougher but I\'d definitely be flying down south to get down with the girl of my dreams for new years
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Eldwayno on November 24, 2006, 01:23:38 am
Boggling eh?
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 24, 2006, 01:19:41 am
:wah:
Title: Decisions Decisions Decisions
Post by: Eldwayno on November 24, 2006, 01:13:35 am
So my ex and I are talking again... we spoke on the phone for like 3 hours last night, an amazing conversation, we talked about a lot of things, but I also found out that she can\'t afford to come up to New York for new years. I mean I know the girl absolutely broke my heart once already, but she\'s the girl of my dreams, and now I come to a crossroads, sure I can go see moe. and all my moe.ron friends in NYC and ring in the new year, but part of me wants nothing more than to be kissing her at midnight ringing in the new year. So this I ask to you, do I follow my heart and risk being hurt again by flying to see her in Texas, or do I go to NYC and ring in the new year with moe....