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Breakfast Babble => The Grand Scheme Of Things => Topic started by: obsession600 on July 28, 2006, 03:00:37 pm

Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Me! on August 09, 2006, 10:16:33 am: Quote from: obsession600
"Buquebus has exposed us as fools for thinking that we could properly measure and track the power of the song at a molecular level. We apologize for any problems or embarrassment this situation may have caused for Buquebus. Buquebus is a true winner unlike that cheater, Floyd Landis."
who\'s a fool? Queeb has always been a winner!!
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Spacey on August 09, 2006, 12:38:58 am: whew.

never really doubted him, but its good to know the facts.
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: obsession600 on August 08, 2006, 10:13:08 pm: Breaking News!

After reviewing audio from earlier Buquebus appearances this year, judges have determined that the song\'s midi-chlorian levels made remarkable jumps between performances. They are now working on implementing testing that will occur frequently over a longer time period before the tournament as well as during it. Under condition of anonymity one judge revealed the following, "Buquebus has exposed us as fools for thinking that we could properly measure and track the power of the song at a molecular level. We apologize for any problems or embarrassment this situation may have caused for Buquebus. Buquebus is a true winner unlike that cheater, Floyd Landis."
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: FrankZappa on August 04, 2006, 04:42:12 am: Once again, the french media declairs a winner must be doping just because he isn\'t french! These anti-blubladanics make me sick!
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: oldnewbie on August 03, 2006, 10:48:54 pm: fuckin dope
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Spacey on August 03, 2006, 10:45:12 pm: Any new word on our hero, Buquebus?

I doubt he used any enhancements to win his title. I mean, its Buquebus.

Long Live Buquebus!
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Spacey on July 29, 2006, 08:40:49 am: I hope your right. I couldn\'t take Buquebus being stripped of its title.
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: oldnewbie on July 28, 2006, 09:06:57 pm: i think it\'s pretty obvious the buquebus has an ever elevating midi-chlorian count level which would make the test inaccurate.
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Rujah on July 28, 2006, 04:58:43 pm: I don\'t believe. Cheaters never win

Team Queeb reigns supreme.
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Spacey on July 28, 2006, 04:02:26 pm: lets just wait and see if the test has conclusive evidence. I demand a retest!
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: derickw on July 28, 2006, 03:16:49 pm: i knew it!!!!

give up the crown poser
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: Spacey on July 28, 2006, 03:04:47 pm: say it ain\'t so...
Title: Buquebus Blood Doping Controversy
Post by: obsession600 on July 28, 2006, 03:00:37 pm: Accusations have surfaced concerning Buquebus and its victory in the Tournament of Tunes. Although it was a clear favorite in the competition rumors of blood doping may tarnish Buquebus\'s crown. Apparently there is a discrepancy concerning the midi-chlorian count sample taken at the beginning of the tourney and the sample taken before the championship round. Buquebus was unable to be reached for comment.

More news as it develops.