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You\'re not gonna bother me today Randall, I\'m in too good a mood.
Because your mom slipped you the tounge?
No... Because, I just read online.. that.. there\'s gonna be a live-action Transformers movie.
And?
And... Well.. eh.. I mean, as you know my online handle is Optimus Prime.
I know that, I wish I didn\'t.
Well.. so.. not only is it awesome that there\'s gonna be a live-action Transformers movie.. but.. I\'m like, positioned or whatever with the best.. possible.. net handle and email address for, when, the movie comes out..
Ooh, you\'re gonna be rollin\' in the ****, man!
Heh, don\'t be gross!
Says the guy who was just playing tonsil hockey with his mother..
Dude, the Transformers sucked!
Oh no they didn\'t. They were more than meets the eye.. They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.
Yeah, I\'ll lose sleep wondering whether you\'re right about that or not. I thought you weren\'t even allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house cause you\'re all Christian and ****...
As it turns out, cars and trucks that, turn into... robots.. aren\'t really that blasphemous.. because.. my pastor says, that machines... can, turn into other machines, and it\'s not a sleight against God.
The Transformers were a total sleight against God, as much as God sent his only begotton son to die on the cross to redeem mankind, and all we did to pay him back was make terrible **** cartoons, like the Transformers.
Nice shot... Well, cause, at bible camp, we made this flowchart, which, I mean, I dunno, kinda like, proved, or whatever, that... ok... since God created..... since God created man, and man created the Transformers... The Transformers are like a gift from God, Randall!
No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call \'The Desolate One\'.
I don\'t really wanna hear this, Randall.
The first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions!
You know I don\'t like to talk about dark forces, Randall....