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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: jocelyn on February 12, 2006, 10:48:45 pm

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: Me! on February 14, 2006, 02:38:06 pm

my mom won\'t let me call those numbers, they\'re dirty! ;)

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: Wolfman on February 14, 2006, 02:24:52 pm

1-900-wolfman

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: Steffmo on February 13, 2006, 11:58:21 am

Is that anything like the famous "Red" tapes....

Phone rings..."Hello Red"

"Ya"

"Is Jacques at the bar?"

"Jacques who"

"Mehoff"

"Hang on....Is Joques Mehoff here???"....room chuckles.....

"When I catch you I\'m gonna dig yer mothers bones up and f*ck em......"

Red was a a great guy.......

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: FrankZappa on February 13, 2006, 05:29:25 am

Burns: Must call Smithers, he\'ll protect me from this beast.
        [looks at his phone]
       I\'ve seen people activate this machine a thousand times. Doesn\'t
       seem to be any trick to it. Let\'s see, Smithers...
       S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S (dials 764-8437). Success, it\'s ringing!
  Moe: Moe\'s tavern.
Burns: I\'m looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon.
  Moe: Oh... So you\'re looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name
       Waylon is it? Listen to me, you! When I catch you, I\'m gonna
       pull out your eyes, and shove \'em down your pants, so you can
       watch kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I\'m gonna use your
       tongue to paint my boat!

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: antbach on February 12, 2006, 11:09:24 pm

1-800-ant-bach

sorry, just always wanted to do that.

Title: Lost my freakin phone
Post by: jocelyn on February 12, 2006, 10:48:45 pm

Yeah so as fun as snowshoeing was today I think I lost my phone somewhere out in the woods... or cleaning off my car before I left which means the plow truck has buried/crunched it... SO I no longer have any of your numbers. If I had your number/should have your number/might need your number please send me a PM with the digits... Thanks... this is a PAIN IN THE ASS. Particularly annoying since I have no house phone.