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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 02:21:17 pm
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recently i\'ve been taking a beach towel and given the crack a good ole flossin
^^ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell
patchouli makes me vom...such a cliche too. save it for the wooks who drench their dreads in it and dont shower.
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this thread has officially let me know more about you guyz than i ever wanted to.........
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:yack2:see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell ;)
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see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
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chub slabs.
LOL! Someones getting called a chub slab tonight!!
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no, actually.. unless you get one of those toilet seats that have permanent stains or pock marks in em. if the seat is white and dry-- like i said youre not putting your face on it. just a couple of chub slabs.
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This is great!!!...I must have missed it before. I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness? Front to back for me from the backside.
BryanK, you live in South Dakota. I\'m sure wiping from back-to-front is just the tip of the strange populace iceberg.
wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy.
Build a tp nest?
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This is great!!!...I must have missed it before. I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness? Front to back for me from the backside.
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I can\'t believe this thread is still alive....
Some high quality folks on this site ;)
:poop:
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I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.
pics?
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I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.
Be careful not to disturb the Amish people of Indiana with that language.
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I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
Forgot about that one! I definitely gave out a chuckle on that post.
Freddie Wah: Poop Analyst (extraordinaire).
Someone please print up some business cards for the guy.
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
i took one of those today, it blew my mind.
sometimes i think theres a little hungry alien living in the toilet bowl..
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
i took one of those today, it blew my mind.
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no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****
sorry holly,but no its not...
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no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
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no no no, she\'s right...i think i speak for a few of us (no names but just a clue, ST**HE*GE**S) who were at moedown together when i say that there were a couple of "close calls"...combination of beer, drugs and camping will do that to ya!!
i haven\'t read too far back into this thread, but people who are scared to go in public places should really just bite the bullet and let it happen-the luxury of a toilet is much better than woods, stop being a baby and jsut drop the kids off at the pool..
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I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
Shall we change your name to GrossKate?
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I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
thats hot.
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I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
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Look down, marvel at your creation.
LOL!!!!! absolutely...hope this thread never dies.
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Look down, marvel at your creation.
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i wad and stand.
some of the funniest posts ive ever seen in this thread.
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)
rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed
:point:
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind
rotfl
oh and i think youre a **** **** if you cant use a public bathroom for a ****. wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy. its not like youre putting your face-cheeks on the toilet.
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The worst is when u have no TP @ all...
(https://thebreakfast.info/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.boulderguy.com%2Fphotoblog%2Fuploaded_images%2Ftoilet_roll-768952.jpg&hash=4b9c87a1182c580a2aaf815ef369e2c44818f7f4)
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I skip whipping alltogether. although while taking a shower, I like to slide the bar of soap up and down the crack of my anal cavity
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i try to be subtle..it never works though
ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?
in the voice of dobson-"aint gonna happen"...
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^^^^rotfl:lol:rotfl rotfl:lol:rotfl
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i try to be subtle..it never works though
ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?
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i try to be subtle..it never works though
ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
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i try to be subtle..it never works though
i just figured out what all this "ser" banter is about.
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oh..well i think you should go :)
are you trying to bang me brah?
cause if so,i feel obligated to let you know that im a happily married man
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oh..well i think you should go :)
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on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.
freddie, you going to webster?
you cant be ser with that question..
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on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.
freddie, you going to webster?
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on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
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another question to add (this doesnt apply to the gay sitters):
do you face the toilet or the wall while wiping?
i like to get the TP up there like screwin in a light bulb, while facing the toilet.
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from where i stand, sitting down wiping is definitely the gayness. what i like to do is turn on the faucet to get some warm water goin\', then i kinda do this backwards slide onto the sink so i\'m strattling it w/ my ass cheeks spread and the soothing stream of war water does its job from there. sittin\' down wiping is for queers though.
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the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)
im a wadder 4 eva!
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in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind
what a benevolent human being. this guys is a ok in my book. welcome aboard.
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alexander grame belle=invited the telephone
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I use my hand.
That\'s why soap was invited.
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if i see ye old pointy tipper=no wipe
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holy ****
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the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)
rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed
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the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)
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Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.
zoinks!!
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Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.
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cobbie,there both about shittin.
you know you wanna..
you know you do...
you know your dyin to merge em...
lol
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no man these subjects are seperate enough. its when you start talking about your wiping techniques during your almost **** your pants episode that we start wanting to merge the threads.
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how badly does the peck/cobbie connection wanna merge this with my epic "almost **** my pants"thread?
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what about you bezerker..whats your method?
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this thread\'s **** !!
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dudes who take videos of dudes shitting in public restrooms=fags dot consermified
fixted.
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in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind
folks who **** in public restrooms=fags dot consermified
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in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)
I just fell off my chair laughing. What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?
Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!
I\'ve gotten into laughing arguments with friends about this... I don\'t think that you\'re in the majority here.
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)
I just fell off my chair laughing. What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?
Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!
im a landscraper.
i can do anything,slick...
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)
I just fell off my chair laughing. What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?
Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!
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and now this has to happen....
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?
actually,just the opposite,its my goal..
so that\'s how you roll.
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?
actually,just the opposite,its my goal..
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?
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I just fell off my chair laughing. What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?
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i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
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all guys who wipe their ass sitting down deserve to be shot because this is truely disgusting. semi-squat is where its at.
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