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Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on November 19, 2005, 10:17:21 am
recently i\'ve been taking a beach towel and given the crack a good ole flossin

^^ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell

patchouli makes me vom...such a cliche too. save it for the wooks who drench their dreads in it and dont shower.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: stabmasterarson on November 18, 2005, 07:13:38 pm
this thread has officially let me know more about you guyz than i ever wanted to.........
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 18, 2005, 06:55:43 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
:yack2:see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell ;)
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on November 18, 2005, 06:49:27 pm
see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on November 18, 2005, 04:50:04 pm
Quote from: Gordo
chub slabs.
LOL!  Someones getting called a chub slab tonight!!
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Gordo on November 18, 2005, 04:07:51 pm
no, actually.. unless you get one of those toilet seats that have permanent stains or pock marks in em. if the seat is white and dry-- like i said youre not putting your face on it. just a couple of chub slabs.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: skalnbyc on November 18, 2005, 03:56:21 pm
Quote from: bryank
This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.


BryanK, you live in South Dakota.  I\'m sure wiping from back-to-front is just the tip of the strange populace iceberg.

Quote from: Gordo
wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy.

Build a tp nest?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: bryank on November 18, 2005, 03:07:37 pm
This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Me! on November 07, 2005, 10:53:28 am
I can\'t believe this thread is still alive....
Some high quality folks on this site ;)

:poop:
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on November 07, 2005, 08:36:51 am
Quote from: kyndkate
I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

pics?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: skalnbyc on November 07, 2005, 01:35:57 am
Quote from: kyndkate
I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

Be careful not to disturb the Amish people of Indiana with that language.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: kyndkate on November 07, 2005, 12:30:32 am
I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: skalnbyc on November 06, 2005, 11:00:23 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

Forgot about that one!  I definitely gave out a chuckle on that post.

Freddie Wah: Poop Analyst (extraordinaire).

Someone please print up some business cards for the guy.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on November 06, 2005, 08:37:42 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher
Quote from: freddiewaht
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

i took one of those today, it blew my mind.


sometimes i think theres a little hungry alien living in the toilet bowl..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Igziabeher on November 06, 2005, 08:00:52 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

i took one of those today, it blew my mind.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on November 06, 2005, 07:10:48 pm
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****


sorry holly,but no its not...
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on November 06, 2005, 07:08:18 pm
no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on November 06, 2005, 07:02:37 pm
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on November 06, 2005, 05:02:46 pm
no no no, she\'s right...i think i speak for a few of us (no names but just a clue, ST**HE*GE**S) who were at moedown together when i say that there were a couple of "close calls"...combination of beer, drugs and camping will do that to ya!!

i haven\'t read too far back into this thread, but people who are scared to go in public places should really just bite the bullet and let it happen-the luxury of a toilet is much better than woods, stop being a baby and jsut drop the kids off at the pool..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: skalnbyc on November 06, 2005, 04:17:35 pm
Quote from: kyndkate
I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

Shall we change your name to GrossKate?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Igziabeher on November 06, 2005, 04:17:20 pm
Quote from: kyndkate
I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

thats hot.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: kyndkate on November 06, 2005, 04:08:58 pm
I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on November 06, 2005, 12:58:56 pm
Quote from: alexanderzurflu
Look down, marvel at your creation.

LOL!!!!! absolutely...hope this thread never dies.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: skalnbyc on November 05, 2005, 02:21:11 pm
Look down, marvel at your creation.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Gordo on October 30, 2005, 11:27:49 am
i wad and stand.

some of the funniest posts ive ever seen in this thread.

Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: FreeSpirit
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)

rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed

 :point:

Quote from: YoMa
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

 rotfl

oh and i think youre a **** **** if you cant use a public bathroom for a ****. wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy. its not like youre putting your face-cheeks on the toilet.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: FreeSpirit on October 29, 2005, 08:56:23 pm
The worst is when u have no TP @ all...
(https://thebreakfast.info/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.boulderguy.com%2Fphotoblog%2Fuploaded_images%2Ftoilet_roll-768952.jpg&hash=4b9c87a1182c580a2aaf815ef369e2c44818f7f4)
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Ant-Man on October 29, 2005, 03:56:39 pm
I skip whipping alltogether. although while taking a shower, I like to slide the bar of soap up and down the crack of my anal cavity
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 29, 2005, 11:23:23 am
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?


in the voice of dobson-"aint gonna happen"...
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Me! on October 28, 2005, 08:19:39 pm
^^^^rotfl:lol:rotfl rotfl:lol:rotfl
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on October 28, 2005, 07:55:01 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 06:22:57 pm
Quote from: YoMa
i try to be subtle..it never works though

ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 06:21:57 pm
i try to be subtle..it never works though

i just figured out what all this "ser" banter is about.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 06:20:36 pm
Quote from: YoMa
oh..well i think you should go :)


are you trying to bang me brah?
cause if so,i feel obligated to let you know that im a happily married man
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 06:19:37 pm
oh..well i think you should go :)
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 06:17:31 pm
Quote from: YoMa
Quote from: freddiewaht
on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen

this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?


you cant be ser with that question..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 06:14:13 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen

this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 06:11:42 pm
on a sidenote,i **** sittin down,and **** standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 05:54:05 pm
another question to add (this doesnt apply to the gay sitters):

do you face the toilet or the wall while wiping?

i like to get the TP up there like screwin in a light bulb, while facing the toilet.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Igziabeher on October 28, 2005, 05:47:15 pm
from where i stand, sitting down wiping is definitely the gayness.  what i like to do is turn on the faucet to get some warm water goin\', then i kinda do this backwards slide onto the sink so i\'m strattling it w/ my ass cheeks spread and the soothing stream of war water does its job from there.  sittin\' down wiping is for queers though.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 05:44:54 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)


im a wadder 4 eva!
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Igziabeher on October 28, 2005, 05:11:50 pm
Quote from: YoMa
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

what a benevolent human being.  this guys is a ok in my book.  welcome aboard.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 04:46:41 pm
alexander grame belle=invited the telephone
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Spacey on October 28, 2005, 04:35:35 pm
I use my hand.

That\'s why soap was invited.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 04:24:11 pm
if i see ye old pointy tipper=no wipe
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Spacey on October 28, 2005, 04:23:05 pm
holy ****
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 04:20:36 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)

rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: FreeSpirit on October 28, 2005, 04:09:11 pm
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 03:56:39 pm
Quote from: Jim Cobb
Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.

zoinks!!
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Jim Cobb on October 28, 2005, 03:53:24 pm
Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 03:51:56 pm
cobbie,there both about shittin.
you know you wanna..
you know you do...
you know your dyin to merge em...
lol
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: Jim Cobb on October 28, 2005, 03:38:58 pm
no man these subjects are seperate enough.  its when you start talking about your wiping techniques during your almost **** your pants episode that we start wanting to merge the threads.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 03:28:35 pm
how badly does the peck/cobbie connection wanna merge this with my epic "almost **** my pants"thread?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 03:10:58 pm
what about you bezerker..whats your method?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: bezerker on October 28, 2005, 02:58:39 pm
this thread\'s **** !!
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: davepeck on October 28, 2005, 02:57:43 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
dudes who take videos of dudes shitting in public restrooms=fags dot consermified

fixted.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 02:41:18 pm
Quote from: YoMa
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

folks who **** in public restrooms=fags dot consermified
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 02:38:49 pm
in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on October 28, 2005, 02:37:08 pm
Quote from: YoMa
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.

I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)

Quote from: SlimPickens
I just fell off my chair laughing.  What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?

Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!

I\'ve gotten into laughing arguments with friends about this... I don\'t think that you\'re in the majority here.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 02:35:32 pm
Quote from: YoMa
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.

I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)

Quote from: SlimPickens
I just fell off my chair laughing.  What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?

Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!


im a landscraper.
i can do anything,slick...
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 02:35:10 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.

I\'m Brian..im new here, so just to get this out of the way...semi-squat grundle to tail bone here...like normal people. :)

Quote from: SlimPickens
I just fell off my chair laughing.  What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?

Too close to the **** infested waters down below..agreed? ahhhhaa!! confirmed!
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 02:30:29 pm
and now this has to happen....
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on October 28, 2005, 02:28:36 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?


actually,just the opposite,its my goal..
so that\'s how you roll.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 02:26:26 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?


actually,just the opposite,its my goal..
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on October 28, 2005, 02:24:57 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Aren\'t you afraid that you\'re gonna get poo in your vag?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: SlimPickens on October 28, 2005, 02:24:16 pm
I just fell off my chair laughing.  What makes the sitting wipe disgusting?
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: freddiewaht on October 28, 2005, 02:24:16 pm
i dont know who you are,but i like you..
im freddie...good to meet ya.
on a sidenote,i wipe my ass sittin down,from the front.
Title: wiping ass sitting down
Post by: YoMa on October 28, 2005, 02:21:17 pm
all guys who wipe their ass sitting down deserve to be shot because this is truely disgusting. semi-squat is where its at.

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