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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: leith on October 23, 2005, 01:43:06 am

Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: freddiewaht on October 23, 2005, 06:30:18 pm: Quote from: leith
^^ fag... Boo Hiss Boo Hiss
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: leith on October 23, 2005, 04:13:22 pm: ^^ Party Pooper. Boo Hiss Boo Hiss
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: FrankZappa on October 23, 2005, 03:58:05 pm: calm down you freaks. Don\'t make me close this. Just because dave isn\'t around doesn\'t mean people don\'t moderate.
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: Spacey on October 23, 2005, 03:46:44 pm: Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: Spacey
I know this much,

my dog likes peanut butter

you,my friend,are a sick individual.

only scraping the iceberg here...
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: SlimPickens on October 23, 2005, 03:31:05 pm: Spacey&Freddie = twisted
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: freddiewaht on October 23, 2005, 03:23:59 pm: Quote from: Spacey
I know this much,

my dog likes peanut butter

you,my friend,are a sick individual.
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: Spacey on October 23, 2005, 02:34:35 pm: I know this much,

my dog likes peanut butter
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: freddiewaht on October 23, 2005, 01:39:22 pm: ever spank the monkey and jizz on the floor and enjoy watching your sisters dog lap it up?
me neither..
carry on..
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: Spacey on October 23, 2005, 11:40:27 am: Quote from: freddiewaht
i just accidentally jerked off all over my feet in the shower...
oh well....

did this once, then I slipped and hit my head and landed face down...
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: freddiewaht on October 23, 2005, 09:41:52 am: i just accidentally jerked off all over my feet in the shower...
oh well....
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: Igziabeher on October 23, 2005, 03:17:27 am: I\'m high on PCP
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Post by: Spacey on October 23, 2005, 02:25:55 am: OMG

LOL

I am not a cat person, might have to try this on my buddies cats.
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: leith on October 23, 2005, 02:05:45 am: Joke: How to Bathe a Cat
How to bathe a cat (the flush and fluff method):

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a \'power wash and rinse\' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

For Wah:
A man\'s occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman\'s ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. I got this information from the board of education if you want a demonstration -- LIE DOWN!
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: Spacey on October 23, 2005, 01:50:33 am: Thinking the same thing.

i <3 davepeck.

wah would have wanted it this way...
Title: The GO CRAZY THERE\'S NO ONE WATCHING thread
Post by: leith on October 23, 2005, 01:43:06 am: So w/ no mods around what are we gonna do. Post all crazy **** here! Man where is Wah when we need him?