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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Rujah on September 16, 2005, 03:46:35 pm
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I guess it should say "better yet...." hey if you want to pay me to kick your ass thats all good but i\'d be more than happy to do it out of the kindness of my heart. [isn\'t there a thread you should be close\'n somewhere]
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pay me i\'ll come by and kick your ass
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Free ass kickings available upon request
:?:
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all right 190 and with my big pants on... a winter jacket... after stepping in from the rain 200lbs
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pay me i\'ll come by and kick your ass.... free of charge. Hi i\'m a 6\'5" 200lb Polock. Free ass kickings available upon request
your 200lbs? your a pencil!
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pay me i\'ll come by and kick your ass.... free of charge. Hi i\'m a 6\'5" 200lb Polock. Free ass kickings available upon request
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:asskicked So I tried bidding on the ass-kicking, but it\'s a spoof! :(
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that\'d be a surprise for someone eh?
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yea there is an option to buy as a gift and send to another adress besides your billing addy hahha
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Billy how did you come across this? For those who didnt\' see this
Description
Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6\'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:
1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).
Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.
Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I\'m feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.
Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.
I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we\'ll call it even.
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Can I buy it as a present for someone else?
the bidding is curently @ $1.75
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That thing is something diffrent. Wonder how that thing runs(most likly like the bus from the first Major league move)(shitty)... But I would deffinetly get on for the ride..
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I am in we could ditch that dude in the middle of Kansas and talk him into the fact that the "Leader Guy" told me while in the master bathroom that "Cody needs to be in an open field in order for us to retrieve him".
Then the bus is ours!!!!
Yes! lol That would be hilarious. You guys got to swing by once you do!
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I am in we could ditch that dude in the middle of Kansas and talk him into the fact that the "Leader Guy" told me while in the master bathroom that "Cody needs to be in an open field in order for us to retrieve him".
Then the bus is ours!!!!
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Further. I would guarantee getting pulled over at least 5-10 times
per day?
I like this one
http://www.benliaw.com/ebay/
although from the looks of the url, it\'s probably bogus.
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Let\'s do it! I\'m all in...
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Further. I would guarantee getting pulled over at least 5-10 times
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best, most hilarious, eBay auction I\'ve seen ever.
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if you can\'t buy eddies bus, you can go "trippin\'" on this one...
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Hippie-Vacation_W0QQitemZ5614695213
was thinking all of us bfast fans could get some cash together, pack us in and head out west for a much need Breakfast west/ mid-west U.S. Tour. Helll we\'ll even hit up Canada.