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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: SkyePrizm on October 08, 2003, 03:53:54 am
Originally posted by Wolfman
AMATEURS RULE!!


A guy who finally makes some sense!  I am glad you can see past the phoniness of hollywood celebrities....I could look like britney too with breast implants, my own hairstylist, make up artist, person to wipe my tuckus, etc. etc. etc....

There is beauty in the girl next door.  I see beautiful women everyday, that are more extradordinary than any britney or christina.  THo, I still need to add, that was a very fine event.  But soooo staged.  I think it would have been hotter had it been spontaneous.  And BTW, amateurs do rule......
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: tiedyetoga on October 02, 2003, 09:27:57 am
I am the Police, you can\'t hide!!!

hehehehehe
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Wolfman on October 01, 2003, 05:06:09 pm
Who brought the frickin detective?
What a buzzkiller!

Love you Gray!  You can play with Shitney now.  
"Shitney!"
"Woof!"
"Go play with Uncle Gray"
"Pant pant" *suck suck*
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: tiedyetoga on October 01, 2003, 01:07:50 pm
LMAO!!! Lets see who you really are. HAHAHHA

Edit: Nice Try Wolfman

The host name is: pvta-101.dhcp.umass.edu

Now who is the joke on!!!
Title: Wolfman is dead
Post by: JustinTimberlak on October 01, 2003, 12:40:58 pm
Hey everyone.  Justin here.  I\'m not supposed to make unapproved public appearances, but this Wolfman kid is dead.  My PR agent is gonna kill me, but not before I kill Wolfman.  Wolfman, check your PM\'s for the rumble location.  Your ass is mine.  Lance knows jujitsu.  QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART MOTHERFUCKER!!!  

-JT

P.S.  I\'m a huge PB fan.
Title: Re: Re: Amateurs rule
Post by: Wolfman on October 01, 2003, 12:17:17 pm
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Originally posted by Drew_Kingsley


the boxes usually contained an ugly (sometimes rather large) woman and a hairy guy...  when it comes to porno, it should really be limited to good looking people.



OK, addendum, HOT AMATEURS RULE!  Obviously I\'m not into watching Rosanne and John Goodman get it on.

And as far as Shitney goes...Dave is right.  I didn\'t throw her out of bed.  I kept her in bed, tied her up, spank her for an hour and made her say "Hit me Wolfy one more time" bewtween each spank, rode the Hershey Highway in a doggiemobile, came on her face, THEN threw her out of bed.

HEY TIMBERLAKE!  (I know you\'re lurking on this board.)  It\'s all true!  And your sorry ass never got past holding hands for the paparazzi!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on October 01, 2003, 08:47:13 am
yeah, most amateur pr0n is suckekekekeke...

gotta leave it to the pros!
Title: Re: Amateurs rule
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on October 01, 2003, 08:37:33 am
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Originally posted by Wolfman
:hump: AMATEURS RULE!! :hump:


As a former video store employee, let me be the first to say that AMATEURS DON\'T RULE!  There is a porno company "Homegrown Video", that releases real amateur videos, and the boxes usually contained an ugly (sometimes rather large) woman and a hairy guy.  Now I\'m not one to judge on appearance (if I was, I would call you all dirty hippies and never talk to you again :) ) but when it comes to porno, it should really be limited to good looking people.

Just as a footnote, I was going to put a disclaimer that this post talks about adult videos and may be offensive, but then I realized who I was talking to... I love you guys.
Title: Re: Amateurs rule
Post by: davepeck on October 01, 2003, 06:09:42 am
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Originally posted by Wolfman
I\'d throw Britney out of bed.


:rolleyes::no::lol::stupid:
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: leith on September 30, 2003, 08:17:18 pm
Let me guess. U got video equipment huh wolfman ? LOL
I do agree amateurs rule :awwyeah:
Title: Amateurs rule
Post by: Wolfman on September 30, 2003, 06:38:46 pm
When are all these fake done-up **** going to shut up and get off my TV?  If it weren\'t for Depalma\'s beauty school cranking out people who are better with makeup than anyone ever should be, then these hoes would be nothing but the mid-grade skanks that they are.  Give me the girl next to me in my class, in her everyday sexy clothes, real hair, real fingernails, real face, real body, real personality, true beauty.  The one who gets naughty right in front of you because she\'s crazy and wants to please you, rather than the one who has to do it because she\'s gotta eat.  I am not at all interested in these cartoon character celebrities.  :hump: AMATEURS RULE!! :hump:
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on September 30, 2003, 08:45:10 am
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Madonna has agreed to star as a kinky leather-clad dominatrix in Britney Spears new music video. The pop queen will also lend Britney her husband, Guy Ritchie, who will direct the promo for her new single "Me Against The Music," on which Madonna collaborated. In the video, the Material Girl will play a scary nightclub owner, with a string of luscious ladies on leashes, who lures innocent scantily-clad Britney into a private room filled with other beauties. The saucy video will echo Madonna\'s controversial MTV Video Music Awards performance, where she passionately kissed both Britney and Christina Aguilera. Madonna and Snatch helmer Guy last worked together on the flop film Swept Away.
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: leith on September 04, 2003, 10:09:42 pm
So Happy :) :) :) Thank You Dave
Title: Britney only has eyes for Madonna
Post by: davepeck on September 04, 2003, 12:19:38 pm
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WASHINGTON, Sept. 4 ?  Britney Spears can get a lot of mileage from a kiss. The pop star said during a news conference promoting Thursday night?s NFL kickoff celebration that her attention-grabbing smooch with Madonna at last week?s MTV Music Awards was the first time she?s ever kissed a woman.

SPEARS SAID THAT she and the pop diva hadn?t practiced the kiss during rehearsal but that Madonna had told her they would ?just feel it out and see what happens? during the performance, according to CNN.
       ?I didn?t know it was going to be that long and everything,? Spears told CNN. ?I never kissed a woman before.?
       Spears said she left the United States for England immediately after the Aug. 28 awards show and was unaware of all the media attention the kiss received.
       Would she do it again?
       ?No, I would not do it,? but then added, ?Maybe with Madonna.?
       When asked if her clean Mouseketeers image had been changed by the kiss Spears told CNN, ?I think I?m still clean living. I mean I don?t go home and have orgies or anything like that.?
       Spears also told CNN that she would like to live in London, where her idol Madonna now resides.  
         ?It?s the one place that I feel completely anonymous. And I just like the way they treasure everything. Everything is very simply done,? Spears said. ?The milkman still comes to the door. I like the simplicity of that.?
       Spears will headline the NFL season-opening event on Thursday night, along with Aerosmith, Mary J. Blige, Good Charlotte and Aretha Franklin.
       
       The Associated Press contributed to this report.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/961328.asp?0na=x2259161-&cp1=1
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: DocEllis70 on September 02, 2003, 09:31:51 pm
Giving the Spunk forum a whole new meaning!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on September 02, 2003, 11:24:36 am
because this will never get old...

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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Wolfman on August 30, 2003, 12:58:56 am
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Originally posted by WALSH
Wolf you\'re outta your MIND...That is the PERFECT SIZE!!!!!!!


Oh, of course it\'s the perfect size!  MOOOOOOOO!!!

Actually there are 2 perfect sizes:

MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

and

BAA-AAAA-AAAAA!!!!!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: WALSH on August 29, 2003, 09:25:38 pm
Wolf you\'re outta your MIND...That is the PERFECT SIZE!!!!!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Todd on August 29, 2003, 05:27:40 pm
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Originally posted by davepeck
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Nice mic stand! I bet she likes the chili dog. The dirty ****!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Todd on August 29, 2003, 05:25:16 pm
Just got back from Josh\'s where I had left the lower part of my jaw last night.:jawdrop: Took damn near 20 min. to scrape it up off the floor!!!:awwyeah:
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Wolfman on August 29, 2003, 05:13:20 pm
BTW BRITNEY IS A FAT COW!!!

MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Wolfman on August 29, 2003, 04:59:17 pm
Wow.  The gay pride people are loving it!  At this rate Lesbianism will be so popular that being straight will get you discriminated against!  Everyone loves lesbians!  

Now imagine if Justin, P-Diddy, and Michael Jackson did the same routine...
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 03:35:00 pm
...which is why i\'ll prolly be photoshopping a nice collage for my desktop tonight! :D
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: Pacelli on August 29, 2003, 03:22:57 pm
Dave, thanks for the pictures. There\'s just too many options for me to decide which one gets to my desktop.
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 12:36:17 pm
:hump:
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: WALSH on August 29, 2003, 12:33:46 pm
BEST 5 MINUTES OF TELEVISION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: doyle on August 29, 2003, 12:19:50 pm
ssswwweeettt!!!
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:39:45 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:39:12 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:37:45 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:34:21 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:03:28 am
short, small video clip of the kiss: http://www.thebrokenroom.com/VMA_make_out.mpg
Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 10:01:36 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 09:43:40 am
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Title: Britney / Madonna / Christina Swapping Spit last night!!
Post by: davepeck on August 29, 2003, 09:25:10 am
:holyshit:

easily the best thing mtv has ever done... i\'ll have pics when i get home tonight, and will have this available on dvd for anyone interested... wow!