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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Spacey on May 12, 2005, 04:22:10 pm
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glad i work from home on fridays! :lol:
be nice to the cats now dave...
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glad i work from home on fridays! :lol:
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there is definitely this bipolar schitzo sociopathic guy at my job who drives me crazy
You work with Joe?
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I am slapping the **** out of everyone I see from this moment on until the end of tomorrow night. I think I will just sit inside, so I don\'t get my ass kicked.
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if this was actually a true holiday where you wouldn\'t get fired and sued for it
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soo weird..i got that email at work on tuesday and wanted to post it but couldn\'t figure out how to get the little movie to work(obviously didn\'t show up in your post either).
there is definitely this bipolar schitzo sociopathic guy at my job who drives me crazy and stole the speakers from my computer..but i\'m too scared to ask for them back cause he\'s definitely really insane..but if he wasn\'t i\'d slap him across the face
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for some reason or another, I can\'t get this pic/video to play that accompanies this.
it shows a man standing up at a board room table and absolutely knocking this one women out. rather amusing...
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Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don\'t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody\'s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I\'m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
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