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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Spacey on March 31, 2005, 11:19:58 pm
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I Was Pissed........
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damn... hard to believe that was 5 years ago...
we\'re gettin\' old! ;)
haven\'t listened to this show in years, but i\'ll never forget the \'APRIIIIIIIIL FOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!\' :lol:
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damn... hard to believe that was 5 years ago...
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Anyone Remember The Yem April Fools Teaser??
Absolutely one of the best PB moments I can remember... I was soooooo happy they didn\'t play it (as I am everytime they don\'t cover phish)... the look of disappointment on everyone\'s face (except mine) was priceless.
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ok..here\'s some good april fools news..
just got the call that my 13-year-old sister got suspended from school today for spraying fart spray on people/in the hallways as a joke with some friends..good kid
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Anyone Remember The Yem April Fools Teaser??
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In 1982 the Connecticut Gazette and Connecticut Compass, weekly newspapers serving the Old Lyme and Mystic areas, both announced that they were being purchased by Tass, the official news agency of the Soviet Union. On their front pages they declared that this was "the first expansion of the Soviet media giant outside of the Iron Curtain." The article also revealed that after Tass had purchased the Compass, its two publishers had both been killed by "simultaneous hunting accidents" in which they had shot each other in the back of the head with "standard-issue Soviet Army rifles." The announcement was bylined "By John Reed," and the new publisher, Vydonch U. Kissov, announced that the paper would be "thoroughly red." In response to the news, the offices of the Compass and the Gazette received calls offering condolences for the death of the publishers. One caller also informed them that he had long suspected them of harboring communist tendencies, and that it was only a matter of time before all the papers in the country were communist-controlled. When the publishers tried to explain that the article had been an April Fool\'s prank, the caller replied, "You expect me to believe a bunch of Commies?"
"Now then, Dmitri, you know how we\'ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The Bomb, Dmitri... The hydrogen bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I\'ll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I\'m calling you? Just to say hello?... Of course I like to speak to you!... Of course I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I\'m just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It\'s a friendly call."
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In 1982 the Connecticut Gazette and Connecticut Compass, weekly newspapers serving the Old Lyme and Mystic areas, both announced that they were being purchased by Tass, the official news agency of the Soviet Union. On their front pages they declared that this was "the first expansion of the Soviet media giant outside of the Iron Curtain." The article also revealed that after Tass had purchased the Compass, its two publishers had both been killed by "simultaneous hunting accidents" in which they had shot each other in the back of the head with "standard-issue Soviet Army rifles." The announcement was bylined "By John Reed," and the new publisher, Vydonch U. Kissov, announced that the paper would be "thoroughly red." In response to the news, the offices of the Compass and the Gazette received calls offering condolences for the death of the publishers. One caller also informed them that he had long suspected them of harboring communist tendencies, and that it was only a matter of time before all the papers in the country were communist-controlled. When the publishers tried to explain that the article had been an April Fool\'s prank, the caller replied, "You expect me to believe a bunch of Commies?"
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"Say, great name!"
"Thanks, I got it off of a hair-dryer"
"Max Power, he has the name that you want to touch,
but you musn\'t touch!
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you hear it, you musn\'t fear.
Cause is name can be said,
in many different ways..."
"Every letter is as important as the first one, or is it more important, no as important."
"When your in bed with Max Power, you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G\'S ! "
:P
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Wah Wah is definitely the April Fool\'s joke du jour...
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I have fathered many children through out the country...
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Not you per se...silly! or....is there something we don\'t know???
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I thought I had covered my tracks better...
where did you find that information?
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I got another one. 29 years ago you give birth to Freddie :lol:
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index