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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Blackieshamps on January 20, 2005, 11:21:17 pm

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: kindm's on January 21, 2005, 11:48:41 am

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?















Nothing you havent said twice already :)

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: freddiewaht on January 21, 2005, 11:13:49 am

im up for that challenge....

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: skalnbyc on January 21, 2005, 08:56:59 am

I\'ll bet Wah could do it too.

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: DocEllis70 on January 21, 2005, 12:42:10 am

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I\'ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness\'s in 10 minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.
One guy even leaves the bar.
A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines 10 Guinness\'s up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes. As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you just left?"The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: stabmasterarson on January 20, 2005, 11:32:46 pm

those two jokes and the pathfinder wit three kids and a boxer the two best thing to ever come outta colorado alive

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: jocelyn on January 20, 2005, 11:29:40 pm

the umbrella one is ne of my faves

great thread idea. can\'t wait to see what this stirs up...

Title: The Share Your Jokes Thread
Post by: Blackieshamps on January 20, 2005, 11:21:17 pm

got some Snoop dogg jokes here....

what does Snoop Dogg wash his whites with?

BLEEEACH
:lol:

WOW that one was great..okayokay i got another one

why does Snoop carry an umbrella around with him?

Fo Drizzle
rotfl

i now realize these dont seem nearly as funny when read as when heard spoken...but im still gonna post this in hopes that some of you follow my lead and post some real funnies!