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Breakfast Babble => The Grand Scheme Of Things => Topic started by: Wolfman on July 06, 2003, 10:38:46 pm

Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Jim Cobb on October 12, 2005, 12:27:50 pm: ^^^winner.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: RobdogUk on October 12, 2005, 11:50:08 am: If TB ever play a 5 night residence at the famous Ronnie Scots Jazz Club on Frith Street, London I will buy them all tickets to see Mary Poppins the musical and blackmail Mary Poppins to start singing \'Beef Barley\' in the middle of \'Spoonful of Sugar\' while stripping off to reveal a breakfast tatoo on her butt.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: jocelyn on October 10, 2005, 11:17:20 am: holy **** Gordo!..............
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Gordo on October 10, 2005, 03:59:35 am: If PB decides to quit and start breeding dogs, I will buy one and let its nuts grow to full capacity, then let it **** my leg resulting in PB bred spunk supply for my fingertips. then ill put on Deuce, pick up my guitar, and become Tim Palmieri.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: stabmasterarson on October 10, 2005, 12:02:19 am: Quote from: Blackieshamps
if pb ever agrees to play Apostrophie from beginning to end, i will gladly cut my anklet off.

and i would book a plane ticket.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Blackieshamps on October 09, 2005, 11:48:41 pm: if pb ever agrees to play Apostrophie from beginning to end, i will gladly cut my anklet off.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Klout on October 09, 2005, 02:10:30 pm: If pb ever play otwizz again I will be stoked
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: FreeSpirit on October 09, 2005, 01:44:04 pm: If TB members turn gay, I would just blame Gencs & his MP\'s
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Rujah on October 09, 2005, 11:48:56 am: if pb every changes their name to simply The Breakfast, wins a jammy for best new groove, and still havent gathered enough fans to headline a major festival I think I will still be happy since I can see them front row at the majority of shows I see.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Wolfman on October 09, 2005, 11:20:08 am: *Time for my semi-annual THREAD FROM THE DEAD! It\'s funny to read an old thread sometimes and see what people were saying a couple of years ago. Plus, there are some good topics that have not been discussed by all the new members.*[/B]

If "PB" ever opens a band-themed diner called "The Psychedelic Breakfast" I will eat there every day and open up franchise locations across the universe.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: FrankZappa on August 30, 2003, 12:55:12 pm: If PB sells out giants stadium, I will make a dvd of it with Kroop dancing naked as the animated menu. instead of his ass saying "it\'s about damn time", it will list the setlist and you\'ll have to scroll through the songs to hear anything.

extra easter egg special features will also include slow motion of DeBlock getting thrown off the stage as he reapears out of the swamps of jersey and attempts to grab the mic to sing _________ by springsteen.

by the by, how ya holdin up db? I know your monitoring but not posting. write me sometime you jerk! i havent heard from you in over a year now!! paulryan01@yahoo.com
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Pacelli on August 29, 2003, 03:35:39 pm: If PB ever turned gothic and changed their name to Narcissus & Echo...
Actually, are N & E still around??
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Stephengencs on August 23, 2003, 02:01:53 am: If PB plays this setlist at the CBC on 9-19-03.................

soundcheck: tales of brave ulysees

set 1: Garcian Fishbowl, Drunkmonk Bar, Episode 1 (happy) > Gladys pimp and the kangaroos, merge > ?* > May Fly Disaray > Deep Elum Blues

Set 2: Memory of a Free Festival, Episode 2 (MooBoo\'s VooDoo) > The Chase > Funky Bill\'s Circus Cliche, Buquebus > Son Of Simpleton > Cut Me Some Slack > King Kong >Earache My Eye > Legend of a Mind > Eschers Etchings

Encore: Shakedown Street, Score

SET 1: Acoustic
* Drum solo where, at some point, Adrian is playing a pint glass half full being held by a sexy CBC bartender/waitress

...................................I would...................................die!

no matter what goes down at CBC, it will be NICE!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: gitCHu ONe. on August 20, 2003, 01:57:04 am: If PB ever \'plays a festival in Sedona Arizona with Keller Williams and Leftover Salamon, \' I will, \'make a four day camping trip out of it, take as many friends as I can, smoke a half pound of AZ\'s finest buds, and try to not get as drunk as I was at SCI at the same venue.\'

August 23rd PB opener
Sedona Arizona
Livin it up in the Red Rocks of AZ

Good times.... good brew.. good buds... great jams. Ya\'ll should be there!

gitchU oNe
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: leith on August 19, 2003, 09:13:14 pm: That would be a great sight to behold w/ xtra blood!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Wolfman on August 19, 2003, 09:05:40 pm: Hey! What\'s this thread doing in no-mans-land?

If PB ever gets eaten by GWAR, I will cheer until I lose my voice.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: leith on August 01, 2003, 01:44:09 am: If PB ever opened for any of Les Claypool\'s bands ( Bucket o\' Bernie Brains,Flying Frog Brigade, OYSTERHEAD ) I will probably spontanouesly combust as Les RAIDED PB\'s set w/ a Monstrous Sound!!!!
Title: Vroom!
Post by: Wolfman on July 16, 2003, 02:58:01 pm: If PB ever gets a tour bus, I will test drive over 100 tour buses for them.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: gitCHu ONe. on July 15, 2003, 04:58:30 pm: If PB ever get "whacked" by the mafia in Vegas, and buried alive, I will dig them all up and proceed to avenge them single-handedly. Then we\'ll smoke a 7.5gram joint.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: wstielau on July 15, 2003, 12:32:07 pm: If PB ever plays at Paradiso in Amsterdam I\'ll most assuredly be there. (My favorite venue on the planet)
Title: Ew
Post by: Wolfman on July 14, 2003, 12:08:59 pm: If PB\'s manager ever gets naked on stage at Giants Stadium, I will read the headline in the Post the next day: HEADY CRACK
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: DocEllis70 on July 13, 2003, 07:42:48 pm: If PB ever plays a gig that causes kroop to get naked on stage, whether Giants stadium or Wimbley, I will ban myself from all gigs and never post on the forum again.
Title: iF THEY SELL OUT gIANTS
Post by: psychjosh on July 13, 2003, 01:07:58 pm: If PB ever sells out Giants Stadium for a 2 night run, I will get on stage during set break and dance an Irish/Jewish Jig.. naked w/ the words "it\'s about damn time" painted on my ass!
Title: Ouch
Post by: Wolfman on July 11, 2003, 04:20:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Marcial
If PB officially retires YEM and Question Mark, I will buy them a Sally\'s apizza once a week for 5 years.

Oooohhhh..... SO-RRY!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: ChrisPitch on July 10, 2003, 03:28:43 am: If Marcial is serious about buying Sally\'s for the band if YEM and Question Mark are retired, I would guess that both those songs are GONE.

Pitch
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: realisthis on July 09, 2003, 10:00:41 pm: If PB jammed out the alaphebet song, I would not care because they are just that good! :)
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: davepeck on July 09, 2003, 10:34:01 am: If PB ever plays Gypsy Girl again, and i\'m there along with marcial and steve-o, i will follow them both into the bathroom and laugh my ass off at steve-o serenading marcial with the sweet sounds of the classic pb original! :lol:
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Stephengencs on July 09, 2003, 10:32:02 am: I dig that PBallad....
Title: Stevie G...
Post by: Marcial on July 09, 2003, 10:30:18 am: You\'re a Gypsy Girl fan? Figures...

LOL
Title: one more
Post by: Marcial on July 09, 2003, 10:27:33 am: If PB officially retires YEM and Question Mark, I will buy them a Sally\'s apizza once a week for 5 years.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Stephengencs on July 09, 2003, 10:26:34 am: If I am at the show w/ Marcial where Gypsy Girl is played. I will follow him to the bathroom and sing the entire song to him....
Title: great thread
Post by: Marcial on July 09, 2003, 10:15:33 am: If PB ever plays Gypsy Girl again, I will use that opportunity to go take a leak.

If PB ever covers a WSP song, I will take all four of them to a WSP show, all expenses paid.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: freddiewaht on July 08, 2003, 11:33:36 pm: man i crossin my fingers the feds arent monitering the forum.if not WERE ALL ****!!!!
if pb ever played a rock concert on the staven green,i will go.does that make any sense?
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Blackieshamps on July 08, 2003, 05:58:35 pm: Is that you Aruny? Fine, how about this one...
If PB ever plays an ALL AGES show in NYC , i will bring LOTS and LOTS of **** out Dirty Jersey Bisco Tour Kids raging tanks and handing out free molly
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Stephengencs on July 08, 2003, 11:42:09 am: Now that would be sweet....Dose The Bowl.....Best SuperBowl Ever.....
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Lerherbles on July 08, 2003, 11:21:30 am: If PB asks me to jam with them one night, I\'ll probably **** myself.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: DocEllis70 on July 08, 2003, 10:17:13 am: Quote
Originally posted by Blackieshamps
If PB ever plays in NYC again, i will definately bring lots and lots of underage high school girls from westchester to the show. and thats what its all about

You already do!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: DocEllis70 on July 08, 2003, 10:16:13 am: if PB ever does the halftime show of the SuperBowl, I will find a way to put viles of LSD in the player\'s Gateorade
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: tiedyetoga on July 08, 2003, 09:22:22 am: If PB ever plays Meddle I will not no what to say.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: jefft on July 08, 2003, 08:39:33 am: If PB ever plays Cheap Sunglasses, I\'ll shut the hell up and never request another song.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: davepeck on July 08, 2003, 06:58:38 am: :lol:rotfl:lol:

best. thread. ever.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Todd on July 07, 2003, 11:54:11 pm: If PB ever covers all 3 Blind Mellon albums at Red Rocks, I will don a tootoo (sp?) and wear it all the way out west in Wolf\'s limo, singing show tunes out the sunroof!!!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on July 07, 2003, 10:56:02 pm: If PB ever becomes a KISS cover band named "Beth, What Can I Do?" I will hang myself with my own hair.

If PB ever does an 80s Metal Diesel Experiment (either heavy Iron Maiden style or glam Poison style) I will drop out of school if necessary to see it.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: freddiewaht on July 07, 2003, 09:52:47 pm: BLUE!!!!YOUR MY BOY!!!!
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: kindm's on July 07, 2003, 09:28:52 pm: looks like the other half is staying home on 7/18 :)

Old School.......................such a great movie
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: davepeck on July 07, 2003, 08:48:01 pm: SWEET! see you on 7/18, Blackie! :lol:
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Blackieshamps on July 07, 2003, 08:46:19 pm: If PB ever plays in NYC again, i will definately bring lots and lots of underage high school girls from westchester to the show. and thats what its all about
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: freddiewaht on July 07, 2003, 08:18:08 pm: if pb ever sold out and started playing more bitchy radio friendly tunes i will find something else to do with most of my spare time.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: davepeck on July 07, 2003, 03:15:39 pm: oh come on gray, play the game!

:D
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: tiedyetoga on July 07, 2003, 03:12:51 pm: I would like to see them play Echoes.
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Stephengencs on July 07, 2003, 02:32:47 pm: Just gettin in on my Red Rocks hook up....

oh and...

If PB ever Covers all 3 Blind Melon albums at one show, I will do whatever it takes to follow the band on an entire run (quit my job, get a divorce, etc..)
Title: Fill-in Game: If PB ever _________ I will ___________
Post by: Wolfman on July 06, 2003, 10:38:46 pm: Fill in the blanks: If PB ever ___________ I will ____________

1. If PB ever headlines Red Rocks, I will provide tickets and limo transportation to the show for everyone who responds to this thread.

2. If PB ever plays a Zappa diesel of at least 100 Zappa tunes in one night, I will lick shaving cream off the nipple of a hairy 300 pound man.

3. If PB plays "We Are The Champions" the night the Red Sox win the World Series, and I am there, I will declare Red Sox fandom to be at an unmatchable pinnacle, and become a Yankees fan.

Inspired by Steve\'s PNC/Hawaii bet. WHAT DO YOU GOT?

Wolfman