Post by: Stephengencs on December 17, 2009, 01:23:28 pm
lol at "solo gang bang on myself"
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 17, 2009, 12:35:36 pm
It was after a Breakfast show at Toad\'s. I was feeling really high after the show and
wanted to keep the party going. A bit drunk & ****, that kinky feeling took over me.
I couldn\'t wait until I got home and wanted to push myself to places I\'ve never been before.
After getting to my car, I drove to a back lot behind some church. I got in the back seat
and went for a solo gang bang on myself! I tried to do everything possible without any
help from nobody! Everything was going cool until my left leg got stuck behind my head.
Then my right arm got wedged in my crotch while trying to get my left leg loose. I became
a living Snyder\'s pretzel. I was stuck! Couldn\'t move, could hardly breathe.
Yet I felt alive, on the edge... life was good!
After awhile panic set in, I needed help!
An old lady was walking by my car, walking her dog.
I banged on the window with my right foot. She saw me and opened the back door and
started to tickle me and pinched my nipples. Then took my wallet and ran off!
Where do I go from here?! Just then a Ho was walking her John to turn a trick behind the church.
"Help! Help!" I screamed.
"Whoa baby!" said the Ho. "Look at you honey boy!"
Her John ran off to get help. The Ho grabbed my big toe and started to lick away.
"Is that good?" She asked me.
"Please stop!" I cried.
Just then a fire truck pulled up and the crew came out with crowbars. After a ten minute
laugh they pried my leg off my head and got my arm out of my crotch.
I went home, it was a good night! The Ho was hiding in my backseat.
Post by: Spacey on December 17, 2009, 11:39:45 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;248938
FrankZappa thread patrol, where are you?
This thread has the same exclusion as the "Oh, Billy! **** is hell of a drug."
Its just the way it is.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 17, 2009, 11:37:18 am
Post by: Vassillios on December 17, 2009, 10:08:54 am
#1 - elin
#2-10 - the rest of the ugly skanks
Post by: Wolfman on December 16, 2009, 05:36:56 pm
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;248832
this might be my favorite thread of \'09.
Yup. If we\'re doing top 10 funniest .info threads, or ten fastest .info threads to go into the toilet, this thread easily makes both lists.
Post by: Igziabeher on December 16, 2009, 04:27:30 pm
Quote from: booztravlr;248836
Quote from: SlimPickens;248792Top 10 Christmas movie characters that might be Spacey
1. The Kid from "Bad Santa"
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2. Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"
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3. Home Alone
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Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 03:08:01 pm
Quote from: zuke583;248827
Quote from: Stephengencs;248811Top 10 Reasons Your Mom\'s A ****. GO!Quote from: Spacey;2488121) Because Steve yells soQuote from: Stephengencs;2488132) because she got **** by your fatherQuote from: zuke583;2488143) Gaping HoleQuote from: Spacey;2488154) While blowing your fathers brother she called to wish you a Happy BirthdayQuote from: Stephengencs;2488165) Tag teamed by the board of directors of her company at the holiday partyQuote from: zuke583;2488176) she was named "mom of the year" by triple fisters magazineQuote from: Spacey;2488187) Was caught in a blow bang behind the elementary schools with the local High School football teamQuote from: Stephengencs;2488198) she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City EntertainmentQuote from: Spacey;2488209) Was involved in a group **** with other PTA members and their dogs filmed by F.C.EQuote from: Drew_Kingsley;2488239.5) Half of her voice mails start with \'Hey, it\'s Tiger..."Quote from: booztravlr;24882410. She\'d kiss you goodnight right after she finished blowing daddy.
there you go ulee. is that what you had in mind?
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Post by: booztravlr on December 16, 2009, 11:59:34 am
Quote from: SlimPickens;248792
Top 10 Christmas movie characters that might be Spacey
1. The Kid from "Bad Santa"
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2. Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"
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Is this the same kid as #2?
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3. Home Alone
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Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 11:50:48 am
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;248832
this might be my favorite thread of \'09.
Got my vote.
Whats the next topic for this top ten?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on December 16, 2009, 11:35:05 am
Post by: zuke583 on December 16, 2009, 11:17:07 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;248811
Top 10 Reasons Your Mom\'s A ****. GO!
Quote from: Spacey;248812
1) Because Steve yells so
Quote from: Stephengencs;248813
2) because she got **** by your father
Quote from: zuke583;248814
3) Gaping Hole
Quote from: Spacey;248815
4) While blowing your fathers brother she called to wish you a Happy Birthday
Quote from: Stephengencs;248816
5) Tag teamed by the board of directors of her company at the holiday party
Quote from: zuke583;248817
6) she was named "mom of the year" by triple fisters magazine
Quote from: Spacey;248818
7) Was caught in a blow bang behind the elementary schools with the local High School football team
Quote from: Stephengencs;248819
8) she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City Entertainment
Quote from: Spacey;248820
9) Was involved in a group **** with other PTA members and their dogs filmed by F.C.E
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;248823
9.5) Half of her voice mails start with \'Hey, it\'s Tiger..."
Quote from: booztravlr;248824
10. She\'d kiss you goodnight right after she finished blowing daddy.
there you go ulee. is that what you had in mind?
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 11:12:01 am
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;248823
9.5) Half of her voice mails start with \'Hey, it\'s Tiger..."
OH SNAP!
Zinger.
Post by: booztravlr on December 16, 2009, 11:11:39 am
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on December 16, 2009, 11:11:30 am
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 11:10:38 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;248819
8) she has already done some solo shoots for Forbidden City Entertainment
You ain\'t too far off on that. Should see the quality mother that does **** and in the middle of the scene says "Can we take a break? Need to call my daughter. It\'s her Birthday!"
Post by: Stephengencs on December 16, 2009, 11:07:20 am
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 11:04:16 am
Post by: zuke583 on December 16, 2009, 10:55:39 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;248816
5) Tag teamed by the board of directors of her company at the holiday party
"tag teamed" implies there were only two. it was more of a royal rumble. and don\'t pretend a few of the mailboys didn\'t sneak their way in there...she is a **** after all
6) she was named "mom of the year" by triple fisters magazine
Post by: Stephengencs on December 16, 2009, 10:51:43 am
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 10:42:27 am
Post by: zuke583 on December 16, 2009, 10:37:25 am
Post by: Stephengencs on December 16, 2009, 10:30:48 am
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 10:28:33 am
Post by: Stephengencs on December 16, 2009, 10:25:03 am
Post by: zuke583 on December 16, 2009, 09:51:20 am
Quote from: wildcoyote;248795
I refuse to comment on this decade until we figure out what we\'re calling it. :stalling to try to figure out just what I did with the past ten years:
i was always partial to the aughts
Post by: Spacey on December 16, 2009, 08:21:54 am
Quote from: wildcoyote;248795
I refuse to comment on this decade until we figure out what we\'re calling it. :stalling to try to figure out just what I did with the past ten years:
A waste.
Proceed.
Post by: wildcoyote on December 15, 2009, 11:46:09 pm
Post by: Spacey on December 15, 2009, 11:29:40 pm
Post by: SlimPickens on December 15, 2009, 11:10:36 pm
1. The Kid from "Bad Santa"
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Kid: Your beard\'s not real.
Willie: No ****! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn\'t clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
2. Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"
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Post by: Spacey on December 15, 2009, 10:25:30 pm
If so, close it.
Post by: zuke583 on December 15, 2009, 09:39:37 pm
Post by: ulee on December 15, 2009, 09:21:30 pm
Hmm, TOP 10 lists anyone? Here are some suggestions
Top 10 concerts
Top 10 movies
Top 10 questionable decisions
Top 10 personal triumphs
Top 10 abandoned projects
Top 10 facebook posts
Top 10 drunk texts
Top 10 pwned dot info jokes
Top 10 funny youtube videos
Top 10 albums
Top 10 djs
Top 10 random thoughts