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Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: Bret on August 09, 2009, 11:28:50 pm
Think I might try this at home tomorrow!!
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: kartoon42 on August 05, 2009, 09:44:16 pm
def have already met my quota for death with a few different beverages. disappointed theres no jaiger in the shot section
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: princesscaspian on August 05, 2009, 01:41:07 am
19,200 odouls to kill this princess....

The sheer volume of liquid would certainly kill me due to electrolyte imbalance....

 But anyway, assuming odouls is ~$ 6.99 per 6 pack, it would cost me about $23,000 to kill myself with odouls... For that amount of loot I could think of something much more fun and epic....

Also I think it\'s hilarious that they have to warn u not to try this at home....
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: Igziabeher on August 04, 2009, 11:44:08 pm
22 white russians.  lets get this done.
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: SlimPickens on August 04, 2009, 10:57:17 pm
19 Manhattans.  Pfft!
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: antbach on August 04, 2009, 09:24:28 pm
?? bottles Newcastle
26 bottles Anchor Steam
30 bottles Miller Lite
22 shots Whiskey

Seems about right, although I am not convinced it would be THE booze that kills, it would probably BECAUSE of the booze and my stupidity that does it.
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: Vassillios on August 04, 2009, 09:09:38 pm
52 shots of whiskey? jesus, i didn\'t think i had an alcohol problem
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: jocelyn on August 04, 2009, 06:52:54 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit;237522
6 Long Island iced teas
8 Double on the Rocks
11 Bloody Marys
15 bottles of Sierra
15 Margaritas
17 glasses of wine

:hscratch: I\'m not too sure about these results, though -  

<----- has most definitely already drank approx. 15 margaritas (and/or Sierra Nevadas) in 3 hours, and I\'m still alive! ;)

That\'s bologna. What kind of weak-ass margarita has the same alcohol content as a bottle of Sierra?

Also... hi! How\'s everybody doing?!
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: Igziabeher on August 04, 2009, 02:13:34 pm
Quote from: lilblondie;237554
Quote from: NickNels;237551
Quote from: lilblondie;237550
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)

shennanigans


oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...

you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

nanners

yes i have various pics of me lining them up at the edge of the stage...as i finish them...

do the pics have the time and date on the bottom corner of the pic  so we can confirm that all these shots were indeed taken on the same night?
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: peaches626 on August 04, 2009, 02:11:50 pm
wow, this is gettin good...

show the pics!!!!  


pwn nicknels!!1
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: lilblondie on August 04, 2009, 01:27:30 pm
Quote from: NickNels;237551
Quote from: lilblondie;237550
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)

shennanigans


oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...

you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

nanners

yes i have various pics of me lining them up at the edge of the stage...as i finish them...
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: NickNels on August 04, 2009, 01:19:40 pm
Quote from: lilblondie;237550
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)

shennanigans


oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...

you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

nanners
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: lilblondie on August 04, 2009, 01:16:08 pm
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)

shennanigans


oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 04, 2009, 11:36:19 am
That\'s some bitter ass beer. That\'s all :lol:
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: NickNels on August 04, 2009, 11:21:56 am
Quote from: bdfreetuna;237533
Wow LD/50 (lethal dose for the average person) for alcohol is pretty low huh...

almost makes it seems reasonable to legalize drugs like cannabis, mushrooms, LSD, DMT....

Fortunately the WPG/50 (worshiping the porcelian god) of alcohol usually falls below the LD/50... thus, survival. Usually.

Quote from: ds673488;237530
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:

When Pabst won that "blue ribbon" I really have to wonder what the competition was... Milwaukee\'s Best? Budweiser that had been left out in the sun for a couple days? Or any India Pale Ale probably.

Say what you will about the beast, but don\'t be talking **** about the IPAs ;)
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 04, 2009, 11:04:17 am
Wow LD/50 (lethal dose for the average person) for alcohol is pretty low huh...

almost makes it seems reasonable to legalize drugs like cannabis, mushrooms, LSD, DMT....

Fortunately the WPG/50 (worshiping the porcelian god) of alcohol usually falls below the LD/50... thus, survival. Usually.

Quote from: ds673488;237530
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:

When Pabst won that "blue ribbon" I really have to wonder what the competition was... Milwaukee\'s Best? Budweiser that had been left out in the sun for a couple days? Or any India Pale Ale probably.
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: FreeSpirit on August 04, 2009, 10:55:22 am
^yup, that sounds about right, newbers! ;)
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: ds673488 on August 04, 2009, 10:52:24 am
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: NickNels on August 04, 2009, 10:31:43 am
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)

shennanigans
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: Yoda on August 04, 2009, 10:30:29 am
37 Guinness Draughts
29 shots of bourbon
26 shots of whiskey
29 glasses of red wine
8 bottles of Sam Adams Triple Bock
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: lilblondie on August 04, 2009, 10:29:41 am
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: FrankZappa on August 04, 2009, 10:22:57 am
23 glasses of Red Wine
19 rum and coke

seriously, I know I\'m a lightweight but I normally have 1-4 of these today a night, if I drink at all. What kind of an idiot would be drinking this much to begin with?
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: zuke583 on August 04, 2009, 10:17:38 am
23 appletinis
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: FreeSpirit on August 04, 2009, 10:14:02 am
6 Long Island iced teas
8 Double on the Rocks
11 Bloody Marys
15 bottles of Sierra
15 Margaritas
17 glasses of wine

:hscratch: I\'m not too sure about these results, though -  

<----- has most definitely already drank approx. 15 margaritas (and/or Sierra Nevadas) in 3 hours, and I\'m still alive! ;)
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: jking on August 04, 2009, 09:44:09 am
actually, guiness draft bottles are only about 4% abv, which is why it would take more.

it told me 24 stone ruination, 26 two hearted, 16 doubles on the rocks or 29 shots of whiskey. so, basically, i\'m impervious to death by alcohol!!!! w00t!!!


thanks for this, btw, i\'m gonna spread it \'round!
Title: Booze Death Calculator
Post by: wildcoyote on August 04, 2009, 09:36:09 am
Enter your weight, sex, and poison of choice into this calculator to find your terminal amount of drinks in a 3 hour period.  For your boy here, in the blue corner, weighing in at 206 lbs, it would take:

24 whiskey shots or

28 Beck\'s bottles

34 Guinness draft bottles (the carbination thing makes them smaller)

18 Guinness Foreign Extra Stout bottles (my preference)

10 (!) Long Island Iced Teas.  Wow. This one\'s feasible. Proceed with caution.

http://www.barstools.net/booze_death/