Post by: sconnie4satan on December 23, 2008, 01:45:28 am
Quote from: Igziabeher;214379
Quote from: jocelyn;214335Question for the guys-
Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
as far as i\'m concerned ladies don\'t ****.
everybody poops.
Post by: jocelyn on December 22, 2008, 11:14:33 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens;214366
Quote from: jocelyn;214358Gotta get one of those combo deals.
My parents have one in their bathroom, no one has ever used it. Their cats sleep in it.
Wait a minute. All this pro-bidet talk and yet despite your parents having one, you\'ve never used it while visiting them?
I don\'t even know if that thing works. It\'s all filled up with dirty clothes n\' stuff. I\'d feel kind of weird stopping by their house, cleaning it out, and using it. Hey, guys, just stopped by to check out your bidet. Don\'t mind me.
Quote from: Igziabeher;214379
Quote from: jocelyn;214335Question for the guys-
Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
as far as i\'m concerned ladies don\'t ****.
I wasn\'t referring to pooping specifically, just general freshness all over.
Ok, I have probably posted more in this thread than I have in the past month. I\'m going to rationalize that with the fact that I use the bathroom, often. Like, every day.
Post by: ds673488 on December 22, 2008, 10:41:05 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;214379
Quote from: jocelyn;214335Question for the guys-
Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
as far as i\'m concerned ladies don\'t ****.
an attitude like that will get you no where in life
Post by: Igziabeher on December 22, 2008, 10:30:06 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;214335
Question for the guys-
Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
as far as i\'m concerned ladies don\'t ****.
Post by: Lerherbles on December 22, 2008, 09:39:02 pm
Post by: SlimPickens on December 22, 2008, 09:38:28 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;214358
Gotta get one of those combo deals.
My parents have one in their bathroom, no one has ever used it. Their cats sleep in it.
Wait a minute. All this pro-bidet talk and yet despite your parents having one, you\'ve never used it while visiting them?
Post by: jocelyn on December 22, 2008, 08:08:41 pm
My parents have one in their bathroom, no one has ever used it. Their cats sleep in it.
Post by: SlimPickens on December 22, 2008, 08:07:21 pm
Post by: tyzack on December 22, 2008, 05:23:48 pm
And, it complied with Shiriah law.
Post by: jocelyn on December 22, 2008, 05:18:05 pm
Would you prefer your lady use a bidet, or not use one?
Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Post by: derickw on December 22, 2008, 04:21:46 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens;214314
So it\'s like a little ass shower. You soap up and everything? Interesting.
no soap. you just blast freezing cold water up your shitter and grundle (taint) area.... sounds messy
Post by: SlimPickens on December 22, 2008, 04:05:24 pm
Post by: jocelyn on December 22, 2008, 03:50:33 pm
Post by: tyzack on December 22, 2008, 03:06:54 pm
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I should have read that before i went to yemen.
Yes, I wash my ass in the shower.
Post by: skalnbyc on December 22, 2008, 02:25:54 pm
Post by: ds673488 on December 22, 2008, 01:28:48 pm
Post by: wildcoyote on December 22, 2008, 01:24:22 pm
Quote from: ds673488;214214
bidet is the way
Always wanted one. Never been to France, but I have been to some far flung corners of the world. In some places you have no paper, and have to wash with your hand (left) and may not use that hand for anything else. Ideally there be some paper for the initial, and some form of bidet for the finish.
Post by: Lerherbles on December 22, 2008, 01:19:41 pm
SlimPickens, thanks for your post. I found it very enlightening.
Post by: jocelyn on December 22, 2008, 12:57:54 pm
Quote from: FreeSpirit;214253
Charmin wet wipes = the way to have a nice, fresh ass
:awwyeah:
Not out here where we don\'t have town water/sewage...
Quote from: tyzack;214268
I would agree with the islamic hose deal to clean your ass, but I think that that area should be kept dry.
Just a personal preference.
So do you not wash your ass in the shower?
Post by: tyzack on December 22, 2008, 12:38:14 pm
Just a personal preference.
However, if any of you travel to the islamic world, be warned that unless otherwise noted, their sewage systems are not built to handle the western-style paper they have avaliable.
You need to throw your **** in the trash.
Post by: bdfreetuna on December 22, 2008, 08:24:35 am
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand.. :D
Post by: FreeSpirit on December 22, 2008, 06:31:09 am
:awwyeah:
Post by: peaches626 on December 21, 2008, 11:52:54 pm
Newbers.
Quote from: TeddyT;214244
In some third-world countries, having toilet paper is a luxury. It is normal to go in a field, drop a duece, and then use a rock to wipe your ass. Trick is to find three or four good rocks before you take a squat.
sounds like a nice day at bonnaroo
Post by: ds673488 on December 21, 2008, 09:52:29 pm
Post by: SlimPickens on December 21, 2008, 09:48:50 pm
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As part of our ongoing effort here at Current Configuration to make your life not only better, but also 10% more crunchy, we?re offering you this first installment of what will be an ongoing series of Essential Life Lessons. Kicking off this series will be a critical but even-handed examination of a common misunderstanding that occurs in a realm of many misunderstandings: the bathroom.
Put simply, there is a right way to hang the toilet paper, and a wrong way. Read on to determine the status of your own roll.
Toilet paper has a natural curve, a way of being that lends itself to certain orientations on the toilet paper spool.* If handled with skill and knowledge, it can provide an abundance of both sanitation and comfort, quilted together in each square of pillowy ply. If handled with clumsy ignorance, or worse, carelessness, it will beset the user with pain, filth, and frustration. Don?t let it end this way, with you curled on the tile floor of the stall, weeping in frustration, covered in wasted papier de toilette. To convince you, we?ve created some diagrams, harnessing the power of SCIENCE, to demonstrate the natural benefits of the over hanging method. First, we examine the optimal viewing benefits of the over hanging method.
Below are examples of the helpful and fruitful over-hung method on the left and the annoying and detrimental under-hung method on the right.
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Notice the dramatic difference in the amount of visible toilet paper. Ironically, it is the over-hung toilet paper that has both the most visible free sheetage and the least amount of sheetage free from the roll to do it. Now, this may not seem like a big deal on its own, but in these extra sheets lies your undoing. Observe.
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We here at Current Configuration, for the purposes of ease and expediency, do the one-handed tear (okay, really, it?s just me, but bear with me, er, us). The one-handed tear is a quick maneuver that takes advantage of the perforated squares, allowing your bundle of toilet paper to be liberated with one quick swipe of the arm. This is the foundation of bathroom ease, the cottony bedrock on which enjoyment rests in the restrooms of many nations.
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The one-handed tear relies on a quick and forceful motion directed either away from or towards the tear-er. The forces applied in this motion are great and, like the atom, are not to be trifled with. The natural curve of the over-hung method allows the roll to stand fast after a one-handed tear, but the under-hung method creates a calamitous tendency in the roll. This tendency can only lead to this:
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Wasted paper, frustration, the destruction of our forests. While we realize that it is possible to execute a one-handed tear on an under-hung roll, this is a game of sanitary Russian roulette. You are bound to lose eventually, and there is no re-rolling an unwound toilet paper roll. The results will only cause you grief. Don?t let this happen to you. Restroom attendants, janitors, maids, facilities crews, and responsible toiletowners take note: Don?t use the under-hung method for your toilet paper rolls. It leads to the destruction of our precious resources and the pillars of civilization as we know it!
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Post by: TeddyT on December 21, 2008, 09:02:01 pm
Post by: sconnie4satan on December 21, 2008, 08:28:55 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;214233
am I the only one who thought this thread was going to have something to do with Tim Palmieri?
no.
Post by: FrankZappa on December 21, 2008, 06:28:48 pm
Post by: ds673488 on December 21, 2008, 03:27:12 pm
Post by: jocelyn on December 21, 2008, 03:25:23 pm
Post by: ds673488 on December 21, 2008, 03:20:49 pm
Post by: Todd on December 21, 2008, 03:04:07 pm
Post by: peaches626 on December 21, 2008, 01:19:18 pm
Post by: jocelyn on December 21, 2008, 01:18:56 pm
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Post by: Igziabeher on December 21, 2008, 01:14:15 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on December 21, 2008, 01:06:04 pm
Otherwise I have no preference because I am not a woman who cares about these kinds of things ;)
Post by: mcajam on December 21, 2008, 12:47:17 pm
Post by: jocelyn on December 21, 2008, 12:42:04 pm
Post by: Lerherbles on December 21, 2008, 12:36:50 pm
My vote is top.