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Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: tyzack on April 24, 2008, 03:44:22 pm
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

metal gear solid will do that to a man...
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: davepeck on April 24, 2008, 03:26:56 pm
Quote from: tyzack;187301
Africa

I hope you all died of super-AIDS

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Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Whathefunk on April 24, 2008, 03:25:49 pm
Quote from: davepeck;187255
an udder disgrace. :sigh:

i\'m sorry but did no one else pick this up??  hah, that was a gem of a pun dave.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: tyzack on April 24, 2008, 03:16:34 pm
Africa

I hope you all died of super-AIDS
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Yoda on April 24, 2008, 02:47:40 pm
I guess that I always thought that Afferica was right next to Cromwell, CT and that\'s why all the Dudleys in Duddleyville left town.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: FrankZappa on April 24, 2008, 02:34:34 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;187285
Quote from: Jim Cobb;187283
What is an...
Quote from: tyzack;187271
afferican
?

Wondering the same thing, and which syllable one puts the emphasis on. AFF-er-i-can? af-FER-i-can?

afferican: adj - A resident of Afferica, NJ. A small town in western New Jersey where bestiality is permitted, albeit only with cows.

ex: "Did you hear about the afferican police officer who was arrested for having sex with a cow? I can\'t figure out what laws he broke."
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: jocelyn on April 24, 2008, 02:06:51 pm
Quote from: Jim Cobb;187283
What is an...
Quote from: tyzack;187271
afferican
?

Wondering the same thing, and which syllable one puts the emphasis on. AFF-er-i-can? af-FER-i-can?
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Yoda on April 24, 2008, 01:58:06 pm
Quote from: psychjosh;187279
Deblock? Did he go to the academy?

Josh - it wasn\'t me, and I assume that if he was a cop, he went to the academy.  Not sure where you were going with the comment.  Besides, I think that I proved back in the day that I wasn\'t into cows!
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Jim Cobb on April 24, 2008, 01:56:07 pm
What is an...
Quote from: tyzack;187271
afferican
?
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: davepeck on April 24, 2008, 01:51:59 pm
gives new meaning to the term \'COWPOKE\'.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: psychjosh on April 24, 2008, 01:41:51 pm
Deblock? Did he go to the academy?
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Vassillios on April 24, 2008, 01:35:17 pm
cow lovers. gross.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: tyzack on April 24, 2008, 12:54:46 pm
On a related note;

One of the most disgusting things I have seen on TV was a show on tribal affericans.

In summary; the little boys please the cows.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: phirehead on April 24, 2008, 12:40:16 pm
Quote from: SkyePrizm;187263
Quote from: phirehead;187259
So it took the guy screwing cows to get him charged with touching little girls?

Wow.

you\'d actually be pretty surprised how many molestors walk the streets...being charged or not charged...sexual abuse happens more than you think.  Many cases never go reported...


http://www.rainn.org/ (http://www.rainn.org/)

I realize that. I have a five year old little girl-I\'ve done all my reading and research on that subject.

Quote from: Yoda;187264
He was actually previously charged with molestation.  I guess the cow thing was the icing on the cake!

This is what I meant!
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: SlimPickens on April 24, 2008, 12:32:04 pm
Quote from: Todd;187266
Quote from: Yoda;187264
He was actually previously charged with molestation.  I guess the cow thing was the icing on the cake!

Or the cream in the...oh nevermind

LOL!!
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Todd on April 24, 2008, 12:23:00 pm
Quote from: Yoda;187264
He was actually previously charged with molestation.  I guess the cow thing was the icing on the cake!

Or the cream in the...oh nevermind
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Yoda on April 24, 2008, 12:10:26 pm
He was actually previously charged with molestation.  I guess the cow thing was the icing on the cake!
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: SkyePrizm on April 24, 2008, 12:08:44 pm
Quote from: phirehead;187259
So it took the guy screwing cows to get him charged with touching little girls?

Wow.

you\'d actually be pretty surprised how many molestors walk the streets...being charged or not charged...sexual abuse happens more than you think.  Many cases never go reported...


http://www.rainn.org/ (http://www.rainn.org/)
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Todd on April 24, 2008, 12:05:09 pm
Brings a whole new meaning to "milking the cow".
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: phirehead on April 24, 2008, 11:58:35 am
So it took the guy screwing cows to get him charged with touching little girls?

Wow.
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: ds673488 on April 24, 2008, 11:44:34 am
shouldnt this be in the "funny/interesting news stories" thread?

at any rate, thats pretty nasty
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: Yoda on April 24, 2008, 11:31:06 am
Moorestown in less than 5 miles from Pennsylvania and isn\'t really what New Jersey is all about.  That being said, if he\'s got a GF, what\'s he doing with a cow?
Title: New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Post by: davepeck on April 24, 2008, 11:21:43 am
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New Jersey Police Officer Accused of Performing Sex Acts on Cows
Contributor: Shane Myers
Email: smyers@myeyewitnessnews.com
Last Update: 2:21 pm

MOORESTOWN, NJ (CBS3.com) ? A New Jersey police officer has been charged for performing sex acts on cows.

According to authorities, Moorestown, New Jersey police officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, is accused of performing sexual acts on cows from June to December of 2006. Melia has been charged with four counts of Animal Cruelty.

But those aren?t the only charges Melia is facing. Authorities say he and his girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were charged with three counts of Aggravated Sexual Assault and one count of Criminal Sexual Contact for molesting three girls from 2003 until 2006.

Bail for Melia has been set at $510,000.

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=9b8080a3-8d12-477d-a190-21c2956ca45c

an udder disgrace. :sigh: