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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Jim Cobb on March 04, 2008, 10:25:39 am
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ENER-JIZZ!
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power-Cum
formula 69
XXX - they can keep that oen the same
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ENER-JIZZ!
Game over. Check mate. QED.
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ENER-JIZZ!
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they should make a healthy beverage...instead of vitamin water...semen water
and it could come in different flavors....such as pineapple? :lol:
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they should make a healthy beverage...instead of vitamin water...semen water
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This one\'s called the blueberry flapjack.
First, get her good and drunk. It\'s always easier that way.
Second, make sure it\'s a girl you don\'t mind ever talking to again. You may have to go find a local cougar for this one.
Lastly, don\'t ejaculate for about a week beforehand.
Fast-forward to her bedroom. Go down on her for as long as necessary. All the while you should be jerking off. Get to the point where you\'re just about ready to finish yourself off. Then stand up and flip her over, as if you\'re about to start giving it to her. Instead, unleash your fury all over her back. Before she can realize what just happened grab an open bucket of blue paint and place it on her back. Make sure it\'s in a spot where she can\'t easily reach it. Watch as she blindly tries to figure out what else is on her back. At some point she will tip the bucket over, thus creating the blueberry flapjack. When this happens zip it up and zip it out of there.
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[Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.
That seems like it should be on a t-shirt.
I\'ve got an old t-shirt under my bed with a bunch of...
... wait, that\'s probably not what you meant.
As soon as i hit submit reply, i KNEW i\'d get one of those.... :lol:
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rotfl
you guys are highlarious. and i don\'t really get the Lion statues thing. whats the deer exercise. whats a good source of zinc....... damnit all these questions. now theres only one more hurdle
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morning = made.
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drew...A+. was it the \'are you ser shirt?\'
It\'s a tan \'Psychedelic Breakfast\' t-shirt... not a fan of the artwork.
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drew...A+. was it the \'are you ser shirt?\'
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[Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.
That seems like it should be on a t-shirt.
I\'ve got an old t-shirt under my bed with a bunch of...
... wait, that\'s probably not what you meant.
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[Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.
That seems like it should be on a t-shirt.
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What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men?
Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.
:wah: Good for James. :thumbsup:
how long before the pineapples kick in? this stuff still tastes the same to me... :idunno:
:wah: Good for you? :thumbsup:
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how long before the pineapples kick in? this stuff still tastes the same to me... :idunno:
:lol:
just when i think this thread can\'t get any worse...
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how long before the pineapples kick in? this stuff still tastes the same to me... :idunno:
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What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men?
Semen is fun. More of it = more fun.
For your "co-worker" ;) :
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061109102133AA3o3sq
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Interesting.
Also, related to Skye\'s post:
If you want better tasting semen, you can try the foods she suggested. BUT if you want a bigger load, try consuming more amino acids.
"Amino acids, if taken regularly, are generally believed to increase ejaculate fluid. On the other hand, zinc seems to improve both the amount of sperm produced as well as the sperm\'s ability to move spontaneously and independently. Together with amino acids, this will increase normal sperm count and volume significantly."
Wheat germ has also been linked to semen volume.
:point: For the more dramatic money shot.
Hmmm, interesting. This advice would help my fellow co-worker who is having trouble planting his seed, the zinc bit especially. What other benefits could volume promote other than legendary **** shots and a sense of (probably false) pride in men? I guess it could give aid to an anorexic who loves blowing... :shrug:
alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.
now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest
i thought i knew you... Didnt you see that episode of curb? The one with Thor.
I\'m a Curb fiend and I didn\'t even catch that one.
"We were playing cowboys and indians."
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alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.
now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest
i thought i knew you... Didnt you see that episode of curb? The one with Thor.
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alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.
now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest
rotfl
I certainly haven\'t mastered the Lion, I have succeeded but not to the extent described. For example, I have a hard time leaving my **** alone after injaculation, in a socially constructed "I need to blow my load!" kind of way. So I haven\'t felt the lasting effects of non-plummet jizdom. I am not a Zen Master of the Lion yet.
Therefore I endorse it but cannot get overzealous in my positivity because I\'d be a Lion of false representation. This is why I\'m curious to hear what experiences all of you, if any would please be so bold, have. Sure this is salacious, but let us not hide behind sexual veils here.
Also, I feel I must graduate from the Lion University to move onto the Deer Graduate School, so no I have not even attempted.
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Interesting.
Also, related to Skye\'s post:
If you want better tasting semen, you can try the foods she suggested. BUT if you want a bigger load, try consuming more amino acids.
"Amino acids, if taken regularly, are generally believed to increase ejaculate fluid. On the other hand, zinc seems to improve both the amount of sperm produced as well as the sperm\'s ability to move spontaneously and independently. Together with amino acids, this will increase normal sperm count and volume significantly."
Wheat germ has also been linked to semen volume.
For the more dramatic money shot.
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alli this is a very important thread and you should be taking notes.
now gordo,boozy... i am unsure if you guys are giving Lion status a positive review. do you guys do the deer exercises too, as well as prostate massages (i\'m not trying to be dick, sorry if this is encroaching)
i mean, i\'m not afraid of touching my taint, i just don\'t know if i am lion material, i feel like more of a snow leopard to be honest
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Sorry, I didn\'t realize this site was intended for Catholics. Er wait, oh nevermind, they just say they keep one foot on the floor.
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Mental note: stop checking the new posts in this thread
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wow you guys are messed up.
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Then as she pulls her poopy fingers (\'Whoops (giggle giggle), I missed\') back in front of her face to get her hair out of her eyes, I\'ll ask her, "Can you feel the love tonight?"
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Semi-related:
http://www.nine3.com/Magic.html
Focus on the acupressure point.. honestly, it\'s very strange at first but pretty incredible. I\'m curious to hear anyone\'s experience with this.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "taint-tickler."
Don\'t be afraid. Be a Lion.
When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)
I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.
I know of the Lion. There is a better way to do it, rather than a self-reacharound. You should be standing up and she should be in front of you (facing the same direction) leaning over the bed. Have her reach between her/your legs and apply the pressure. Make sure she calls you King Mufasa when she does it too.
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<<<< Exit :sperm:
"Don\'t be afraid little guy. Just be patient."
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When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)
I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.
OMG. :rotfl: I don\'t even know what to comment.
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When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)
I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.
This post just literally made me spray milk out of my nose
:erectban: this smiley has to be in this thread
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rotfl
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:wah:
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When you reach the point of INjaculation the first time, it\'s nerve-wrecking. I guarantee you\'ll get a little scared. Trust me, though, you won\'t die, you\'ll just feel weird and then you\'ll get over it. ;)
I have yet to pull it off successfully with my girlfriend during sex. Something about shark-finning my own taint feels unnatural while I\'m doing the deed.
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Semi-related:
http://www.nine3.com/Magic.html
Focus on the acupressure point.. honestly, it\'s very strange at first but pretty incredible. I\'m curious to hear anyone\'s experience with this.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "taint-tickler."
Don\'t be afraid. Be a Lion.
roar.
seriosly though, i kinda want to try this...
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Semi-related:
http://www.nine3.com/Magic.html
Focus on the acupressure point.. honestly, it\'s very strange at first but pretty incredible. I\'m curious to hear anyone\'s experience with this.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "taint-tickler."
Don\'t be afraid. Be a Lion.
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Okay, with that study said, we women have a tip for you men.....
http://www.orgasmpower.net/improve-taste.html (http://www.orgasmpower.net/improve-taste.html)
Its true what they say about pineapples....
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ah the pick up line that could stem from this.
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Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
that\'s not very new, jim.
That study was released on my 30th birthday... Better believe i tried to make use of it!!
sadly, however, i spent that thursday alone... :(
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ithink you\'ll be fine robyn
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:rolleyes: murdzplace.com seems like a totally legit CNN site.
that being said, :shrug: I\'d still try it out... anything to benefit a good cause is OK with me! ;)
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Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
that\'s not very new, jim.
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"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
:lol::thumbsup::thumbsup::lol:
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science is heady
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:lol:
finally scientific proof......
every other day...... wow
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Fellatio may significantly reduce the risk of breast cancer in women. (http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm)