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Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: wildcoyote on November 15, 2007, 09:06:07 am
This really isn\'t related to Michael Jackson, (a black man looking like a white woman) but it is about men who look like old lesbians.  I enjoyed it very much.

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/ (http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/)
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Gordo on November 09, 2007, 11:49:17 pm
hey all i have to do is transfer from VHS. some grooves are, in fact, archived on home vids. time to knock the dust off.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Todd on November 09, 2007, 10:12:46 pm
(https://thebreakfast.info/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dodgeintrepid.net%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fworthless.gif&hash=bafa7a0ac55dfee01f34c98962e9d4cfd807a468)
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: skalnbyc on November 09, 2007, 04:13:01 pm
Quote from: Gordo;168045
I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.

youtube?
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Gordo on November 09, 2007, 10:53:43 am
I should\'ve been a Venice Beach Street performer, started a savings account at 3... your laughs ring an underlying tone of envy my friend. I understand. ;)

My father always wonders, "How did a cute little black boy turn into an ugly white woman?"
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: SlimPickens on November 09, 2007, 09:15:45 am
Quote from: Gordo;168045

I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.

lol

I\'m not laughing at you, I\'m.... actually, yes, I\'m laughing at you.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 08, 2007, 09:14:07 pm
The moves? That is pretty impressive.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Gordo on November 08, 2007, 07:10:49 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;167824
No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

No doubt suspect. Anyone here ever read Black No More by George Schuyler? Looks like Crookman got his hands on M.J.

I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Me! on November 08, 2007, 01:30:05 am
I know someone with vitaligo, and yes it\'s patches not an all over lightening.  I suppose the patches could have gotten bigger and bigger over time to reach where he is now.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 08, 2007, 01:21:39 am
Quote from: kindm\'s;167918
Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy

Fine line between genius and crazy!

Quote from: SlimPickens;167924
Quote from: jocelyn;167824
No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

Maybe his white patches just happen to be on his face, neck, chest, arms, and hands!

Riiiiiiiiight
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: SlimPickens on November 07, 2007, 04:23:59 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;167824
No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

Maybe his white patches just happen to be on his face, neck, chest, arms, and hands!
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Jim Cobb on November 07, 2007, 04:11:44 pm
Quote from: kindm\'s;167918
Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy

:that:
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: kindm's on November 07, 2007, 03:43:56 pm
Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 07, 2007, 02:37:44 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;167855
Quote from: jocelyn;167824
[-]No idea, [/-]I am[-]do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is[/-] proud to [-]be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on[/-]watch Oprah.[-]) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.[/-]

fixed

Wow that was difficult to even read.

I do not watch Oprah. I am just mildly obsessed with Michael Jackson.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Mark on November 07, 2007, 11:09:21 am
Quote from: bdfreetuna;167810
LOL ...

I found this funnier though:

:lol: New Breakfast cover!
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: FrankZappa on November 07, 2007, 06:36:50 am
Quote from: jocelyn;167824
[-]No idea, [/-]I am[-]do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is[/-] proud to [-]be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on[/-]watch Oprah.[-]) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.[/-]

fixed
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on November 06, 2007, 09:09:07 pm
Quote from: sallyalli;167822
didnt is dad used to say "your too dark and your nose is too big" or something like that.
the jackson dad was a douche bag. check out "the jacksons: an american dream". it\'s 4 hours long but i have somehow managed to see it on vh1 like 10 times in my life. totally worth it...every single time.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: Todd on November 06, 2007, 08:58:16 pm
His dad smacked the black clean off of him!
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 06, 2007, 08:47:31 pm
No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: sallyalli on November 06, 2007, 08:44:43 pm
didnt is dad used to say "your too dark and your nose is too big" or something like that.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 06, 2007, 08:37:28 pm
Well, supposedly it\'s the fault of vitiligo, but I don\'t buy it. His symptoms don\'t match those of the disease.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: sallyalli on November 06, 2007, 08:35:41 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;167802
This is the cover of Ebony Magazine.


(https://thebreakfast.info/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F11_01%2Fjackson1AP_468x608.jpg&hash=e0e996356c6a17770080b4b9794072675bd7132e)

that man is white as hell. Its all his daddys fault.
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: bdfreetuna on November 06, 2007, 07:07:08 pm
LOL ...

I found this funnier though:

Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jking on November 06, 2007, 06:21:57 pm
not very ebony, is he??
Title: Anyone else find this funny?
Post by: jocelyn on November 06, 2007, 05:59:47 pm
This is the cover of Ebony Magazine.


(https://thebreakfast.info/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F11_01%2Fjackson1AP_468x608.jpg&hash=e0e996356c6a17770080b4b9794072675bd7132e)