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Quote from: derickw
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don\'t work there, you live in New England.

You measure distance in hours instead of miles.
This all applied growing up in Arizona. I never could figure out the DQ policy.
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