You know you are a hick when...

• You know you are a hick when...
  Posted by jocelyn on 30 Aug, 2005 23:22
• driving home from work, you pass a sign advertising
  
  "Cow Patty Bingo"
  
  What the ****!? Where am I!? And what is cow patty bingo!?
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  Posted by leith on 30 Aug, 2005 23:29
• LOL you crack me up Joc! Cow Patty Bingo. Seems like a stinky time!
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  Posted by Todd on 31 Aug, 2005 03:40
• Oh, come on now! There\'s been quite a few cow patty bingo games in the farm land within 15 mins. of staven. CPB= divide a field up into squares, bet on which square dear old Bessie is gonna do her deed, shitty square wins. Kinda like Superbowl squares, only messier. :lol:
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  Posted by Igziabeher on 31 Aug, 2005 06:59
• there\'s one in dighton(rehoboth\'s little **** of a sister town) every year.  here its called the cow chip festival.
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  Posted by antbach on 31 Aug, 2005 08:33
• we used to have it as a fundraiser on the Staven football field, we called it the Cow Plop I think
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  Posted by Wolfman on 31 Aug, 2005 09:50
• Random cow meanderings is also how they mapped out the the streets in Boston.
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  Posted by Jim Cobb on 31 Aug, 2005 10:17
• hey joc, remember when i said i\'d rather live in the sticks?  yeah nevermind.
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  Posted by jocelyn on 31 Aug, 2005 11:37
• Wow I didn\'t realize this was such a widespread occurance. Amazing. I had never even heard of it before.
  
  Jim, you may say that, but you didn\'t hear the crickets and treefrogs from my window last night. They are all giving their final hurrah, and the air was positively ringing.
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  Posted by Jim Cobb on 31 Aug, 2005 11:53
• ahhh i am so jealous.  i spent last night navigating US Open/Mets Game traffic through Queens.
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  Posted by kyndkate on 31 Aug, 2005 11:56
• Cow Patty Bingo is a weekly occurrence in Indiana. Going from north to south, you have this:
  corn
  corn
  soybeans
  Purdue University
  corn
  Indianapolis
  corn
  my hometown surrounded by corn
  corn
  Indiana University
  corn
  soybeans
  corn
  corn
  corn
  Ohio River.
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  Posted by jocelyn on 31 Aug, 2005 12:03
• sounds really nice there
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  Posted by Jim Cobb on 31 Aug, 2005 12:06
• i hope you like corn
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  Posted by Spacey on 31 Aug, 2005 12:08
• I see these types of things twice a carnival season right here in Wallyworld. One is a mere mile and a half down the road.
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  Posted by jocelyn on 31 Aug, 2005 12:36
• You ever see a potbelly pig race?
  
  That\'s really something. They used to have one right next to the beer tent at the Turnbridge Fair one town over from where I lived in Vermont.
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  Posted by Spacey on 31 Aug, 2005 12:43
• I have never seen a potbelly pig race.
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