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jocelyn · « **on:** August 30, 2005, 11:22:02 pm »

driving home from work, you pass a sign advertising

"Cow Patty Bingo"

What the ****!? Where am I!? And what is cow patty bingo!?

leith · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:29:19 pm »

LOL you crack me up Joc! Cow Patty Bingo. Seems like a stinky time!

Todd · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2005, 03:40:47 am »

Oh, come on now! There\'s been quite a few cow patty bingo games in the farm land within 15 mins. of staven. CPB= divide a field up into squares, bet on which square dear old Bessie is gonna do her deed, shitty square wins. Kinda like Superbowl squares, only messier. :lol:

Igziabeher · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2005, 06:59:29 am »

there\'s one in dighton(rehoboth\'s little **** of a sister town) every year. here its called the cow chip festival.

antbach · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2005, 08:33:11 am »

we used to have it as a fundraiser on the Staven football field, we called it the Cow Plop I think

Wolfman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2005, 09:50:01 am »

Random cow meanderings is also how they mapped out the the streets in Boston.

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2005, 10:17:06 am »

hey joc, remember when i said i\'d rather live in the sticks? yeah nevermind.

jocelyn · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2005, 11:37:44 am »

Wow I didn\'t realize this was such a widespread occurance. Amazing. I had never even heard of it before.

Jim, you may say that, but you didn\'t hear the crickets and treefrogs from my window last night. They are all giving their final hurrah, and the air was positively ringing.

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2005, 11:53:34 am »

ahhh i am so jealous. i spent last night navigating US Open/Mets Game traffic through Queens.

kyndkate · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2005, 11:56:15 am »

Cow Patty Bingo is a weekly occurrence in Indiana. Going from north to south, you have this:
corn
corn
soybeans
Purdue University
corn
Indianapolis
corn
my hometown surrounded by corn
corn
Indiana University
corn
soybeans
corn
corn
corn
Ohio River.

jocelyn · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:03:01 pm »

sounds really nice there

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:06:08 pm »

i hope you like corn

Spacey · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:08:30 pm »

I see these types of things twice a carnival season right here in Wallyworld. One is a mere mile and a half down the road.

jocelyn · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:36:57 pm »

You ever see a potbelly pig race?

That\'s really something. They used to have one right next to the beer tent at the Turnbridge Fair one town over from where I lived in Vermont.

Spacey · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2005, 12:43:43 pm »

I have never seen a potbelly pig race.