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You Are A Life Destroyer
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wish I had speakers at work... :(
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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It\'s 4 or 5 minutes of pure telemarketing phone insanity.  The culmination is when the telemarketer says "Ma\'m, someday they will use this phone recording at your trial."

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Thanks for the laugh.

I needed it. I just got off the phone with a total ass-hole when I popped in here to read some threads. That definitely put me in a better mood
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

    Frank Zappa, Artist as Genetic Design Flaw,
    Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

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"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.
"I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know."
"The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
-James Brown

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:shock2:wow!  that\'s gotta be the most PATIENT telemarketer in the world!  he deserves a nobel peace  :lol:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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Quote from: obsession600
"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.
dibbs
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Quote from: Jim Cobb
Quote from: obsession600
"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.
dibbs
You won\'t do it Cobb (peer pressure).

Nothing makes a song better than voice dubbs from the mentally unstable.
ref:  the entire Blind Melon catalog (shannon loooon)

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reminds me of the Butthole Surfers  "22 going on 23"
"I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know."
"The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
-James Brown