work in an office? must read this

• work in an office? must read this
  Posted by zuke583 on 06 Jun, 2008 13:13
• a lot of standard info, but there is some important **** in here
  
  http://www.tatumba.com/blog/archives/371
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Todd on 06 Jun, 2008 15:02
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  UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.

  :no: :sigh:
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by zuke583 on 06 Jun, 2008 15:03
• that was my favorite too
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  Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 06 Jun, 2008 16:01
• thanks for the info zuke.
  
  too bad there\'s know "magog ****" listed on this. you know..the kind when your lameass roommate always takes 30 min long craps while reading maxim whenever you have company over and refuses to spray the febreeze after..
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 06 Jun, 2008 16:05
• what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?
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  Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 06 Jun, 2008 16:07
• Quote from: SlimPickens;192195

  what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

  
  douche bag??
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by zuke583 on 06 Jun, 2008 16:11
• Quote from: SlimPickens;192195

  what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

  
  i think that might be an uncle todd also
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  Posted by booztravlr on 06 Jun, 2008 16:12
• Quote from: SlimPickens;192195

  what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

  
  The eavesplopper
  
  /plop plop plop
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 06 Jun, 2008 16:13
• zuke, you might wanna come up with a name for the "pooping in a closet for $20 vs $500" **** while we\'re on the subject...
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  Posted by derickw on 06 Jun, 2008 16:20
• Quote from: SlimPickens;192195

  what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

  
  FAG
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• #10 Reply
  Posted by SlimPickens on 06 Jun, 2008 16:53
• Quote from: booztravlr;192198

  Quote from: SlimPickens;192195

  what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

  
  The eavesplopper
  
  /plop plop plop

  
  Ha!  That\'s funny ****!
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  Posted by ds673488 on 06 Jun, 2008 17:33
• theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals
  
  theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose
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  Posted by SlimPickens on 06 Jun, 2008 17:36
• Quote from: ds673488;192217

  theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals
  
  theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

  
  I\'m not sure if you can intentionally have diarrhea
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  Posted by Lexington on 06 Jun, 2008 22:48
• Quote from: ds673488;192217

  theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals
  
  theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

  
  i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that
  
  by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
  ever.
  
  never ever.
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• #14 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 06 Jun, 2008 23:05
• Quote from: Lexington;192239

  Quote from: ds673488;192217

  theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals
  
  theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

  
  i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that
  
  by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
  ever.
  
  never ever.

  
  where do you work?
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