News:

One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

  3. work in an office? must read this
« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: work in an office? must read this  (Read 1769 times)

0 Members and 86 Guests are viewing this topic.

work in an office? must read this
« on: »
a lot of standard info, but there is some important **** in here

http://www.tatumba.com/blog/archives/371
Logged
take a big bite of the fruit of your labor

Share on Bluesky Share on Facebook

work in an office? must read this
« Reply #1 on: »
Quote
UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.
:no: :sigh:
Logged
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #2 on: »
that was my favorite too
Logged
take a big bite of the fruit of your labor
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #3 on: »
thanks for the info zuke.

too bad there\'s know "magog ****" listed on this. you know..the kind when your lameass roommate always takes 30 min long craps while reading maxim whenever you have company over and refuses to spray the febreeze after..
« Last Edit: June 06, 2008, 04:02:56 pm by Mamalakabubadaya »
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #4 on: »
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #5 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

douche bag?????
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #6 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

i think that might be an uncle todd also
Logged
take a big bite of the fruit of your labor
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #7 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

The eavesplopper

/plop plop plop
Logged
Smell my mule.
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #8 on: »
zuke, you might wanna come up with a name for the "pooping in a closet for $20 vs $500" **** while we\'re on the subject...
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #9 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

FAG
Logged
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

-. --- .-- / - .... .- - ... / -.. .. -.-. -.-
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #10 on: »
Quote from: booztravlr;192198
Quote from: SlimPickens;192195
what\'s the name of the person that takes the stall right next to you when there\'s like 10 other open stalls?

The eavesplopper

/plop plop plop

Ha!  That\'s funny ****!
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #11 on: »
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose
Logged
DS Newbers
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #12 on: »
Quote from: ds673488;192217
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

I\'m not sure if you can intentionally have diarrhea
Logged
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #13 on: »
Quote from: ds673488;192217
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that

by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
ever.

never ever.
Logged
caress me, aunt jemima
work in an office? must read this
« Reply #14 on: »
Quote from: Lexington;192239
Quote from: ds673488;192217
theres the guy who tries to spark conversation when you both pissing in urnals

theres also the guy who has no shame and lets out the loudest diarrhea on purpose

i talk at the urinal, rujah didn\'t like that

by boss pulls the shmeless splatters at work all the time (1-3x a day, every day) and the best part is he doesn\'t wash his hands.
ever.

never ever.

where do you work?
Logged
DS Newbers
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
  3. work in an office? must read this