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Quote from: bryank
This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.


BryanK, you live in South Dakota.  I\'m sure wiping from back-to-front is just the tip of the strange populace iceberg.

Quote from: Gordo
wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy.

Build a tp nest?
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no, actually.. unless you get one of those toilet seats that have permanent stains or pock marks in em. if the seat is white and dry-- like i said youre not putting your face on it. just a couple of chub slabs.
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Quote from: Gordo
chub slabs.
LOL!  Someones getting called a chub slab tonight!!
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see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set
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Quote from: freddiewaht
:yack2:see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell ;)
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this thread has officially let me know more about you guyz than i ever wanted to.........
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recently i\'ve been taking a beach towel and given the crack a good ole flossin

^^ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell

patchouli makes me vom...such a cliche too. save it for the wooks who drench their dreads in it and dont shower.
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