wiping ass sitting down

• #45 Reply
  Posted by kyndkate on 06 Nov, 2005 16:08
• I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
  
  I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
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• #46 Reply
  Posted by Igziabeher on 06 Nov, 2005 16:17
• Quote from: kyndkate

  I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
  
  I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

  
  thats hot.
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• #47 Reply
  Posted by skalnbyc on 06 Nov, 2005 16:17
• Quote from: kyndkate

  I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.
  
  I definitely **** in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.

  
  Shall we change your name to GrossKate?
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• #48 Reply
  Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 06 Nov, 2005 17:02
• no no no, she\'s right...i think i speak for a few of us (no names but just a clue, ST**HE*GE**S) who were at moedown together when i say that there were a couple of "close calls"...combination of beer, drugs and camping will do that to ya!!
  
  i haven\'t read too far back into this thread, but people who are scared to go in public places should really just bite the bullet and let it happen-the luxury of a toilet is much better than woods, stop being a baby and jsut drop the kids off at the pool..
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• #49 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 06 Nov, 2005 19:02
• any phantom shitters in the house??
  phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
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• #50 Reply
  Posted by Mamalakabubadaya on 06 Nov, 2005 19:08
• no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****
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• #51 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 06 Nov, 2005 19:10
• Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya

  no freddie, a phantom **** is when a person hides their **** in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little ****

  
  
  sorry holly,but no its not...
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• #52 Reply
  Posted by Igziabeher on 06 Nov, 2005 20:00
• Quote from: freddiewaht

  any phantom shitters in the house??
  phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

  
  i took one of those today, it blew my mind.
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• #53 Reply
  Posted by freddiewaht on 06 Nov, 2005 20:37
• Quote from: Igziabeher

  Quote from: freddiewaht

  any phantom shitters in the house??
  phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

  
  i took one of those today, it blew my mind.

  
  
  sometimes i think theres a little hungry alien living in the toilet bowl..
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• #54 Reply
  Posted by skalnbyc on 06 Nov, 2005 23:00
• Quote from: freddiewaht

  any phantom shitters in the house??
  phantom ****=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..

  
  Forgot about that one!  I definitely gave out a chuckle on that post.
  
  Freddie Wah: Poop Analyst (extraordinaire).
  
  Someone please print up some business cards for the guy.
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• #55 Reply
  Posted by kyndkate on 07 Nov, 2005 00:30
• I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
  
  I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
  
  I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.
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• #56 Reply
  Posted by skalnbyc on 07 Nov, 2005 01:35
• Quote from: kyndkate

  I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
  
  I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
  
  I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

  
  Be careful not to disturb the Amish people of Indiana with that language.
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• #57 Reply
  Posted by YoMa on 07 Nov, 2005 08:36
• Quote from: kyndkate

  I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.
  
  I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.
  
  I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.

  
  pics?
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• #58 Reply
  Posted by Me! on 07 Nov, 2005 10:53
• I can\'t believe this thread is still alive....
  Some high quality folks on this site
  
  :poop:
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• #59 Reply
  Posted by bryank on 18 Nov, 2005 15:07
• This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.
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