- Hey, what\'s your name?
- Helen.
That\'s nice. You look like a Helen.
Helen, we\'re both in sales. Let me tell you why i suck as a salesman.
Let\'s say i go into some guy\'s office let\'s say he\'s even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then i get all excited, i\'m like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So i stroke it, and i pet it, and i massage it. I love it, i love my little naughty pet. You\'re naughty. And then i take my naughty pet, and i go...
I killed it! I killed my sale! That\'s when i blow it.
That\'s when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am i right?
- Hey, what\'s your name?
- Helen.
That\'s nice. You look like a Helen.
Helen, we\'re both in sales. Let me tell you why i suck as a salesman.
Let\'s say i go into some guy\'s office let\'s say he\'s even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then i get all excited, i\'m like Jo-Jo, the idiot circus-boy, with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! So i stroke it, and i pet it, and i massage it. I love it, i love my little naughty pet. You\'re naughty. And then i take my naughty pet, and i go...
I killed it! I killed my sale! That\'s when i blow it.
That\'s when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am i right?
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull\'s ass, but I\'d rather take a butcher\'s word for it.
ketchup popsicles?
My father, so it is told, could sell Ketchup Popsicles to women in white gloves. I can but, Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter\'s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
he\'s been missing?....i thought he was just on my ignore list
I wish I were Spacey. He is the greatest being alive. I hope that one day I can accomplish everything that Spacey has done. I am nothing compared to Spacey. He is not Broseph but he is definitely close. Dave, give Spacey 400 of my posts.