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Ultimate humor in WSJ today:

Russian Professor predecits disentigration of America by 2010

New map:


I\'m moving to CANADA! (see: Colorado)
Apartheid: A policy of segregation and political and economic discrimination.

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The Zimmerman note, or how we turned public opinion towards declaring war on germany in ww1:

In January of 1917, British cryptographers deciphered a telegram from German Foreign Minister Arthur Zimmermann to the German Minister to Mexico, von Eckhardt, offering United States territory to Mexico in return for joining the German cause.



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"We intend to begin on the first of February unrestricted submarine warfare. We shall endeavor in spite of this to keep the United States of America neutral. In the event of this not succeeding, we make Mexico a proposal or alliance on the following basis: make war together, make peace together, generous financial support and an understanding on our part that Mexico is to reconquer the lost territory in Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. The settlement in detail is left to you. You will inform the President of the above most secretly as soon as the outbreak of war with the United States of America is certain and add the suggestion that he should, on his own initiative, invite Japan to immediate adherence and at the same time mediate between Japan and ourselves. Please call the President\'s attention to the fact that the ruthless employment of our submarines now offers the prospect of compelling England in a few months to make peace." Signed, ZIMMERMANN.
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i don\'t buy it
caress me, aunt jemima

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time to lay off the pipe
break it down, simplify

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what a crack head
Does Howdy Duty have wooden balls man?

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Hilarious. Fun read. Thanks.
**** in the MFA