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totally stolen from the Ween forum but, yeah...post some ****!!!
Mine:
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My mom told me when I was a little kid that if your were lying about something, a black line would run down your tounge and of course, could only be seen by parents (and teachers, police, etc.) I turned out to be a pretty paranoid kid.
...the other one, about pot being a gateway drug. Yeah, it\'s true; led me to "Gateway" Community College after I got booted from SCSU. :rimshot: -
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That LSD is stored in your spine and 1) will make you trip when you crack your back 20 years down the road, or 2) can and will be tested for by a spinal tap
That some dude ate LSD and thought he was a glass of orange juice and then freaked out when he "spilled" (how often have I heard this one lol)
That mushrooms make you trip because they are making your brain bleed
That mushrooms make you trip because they cause misc. unspecific brain damage
(in truth psilocin, psilocybin, baeocystin, and nor-baeocystin cause no brain damage in anything close to a recreational dose)
That PCP = embalming fluid
(in reality this is just dumb slang term)
That today\'s cannabis is 10x stronger than our parent\'s ditch weed.
(only if they really did smoke ditch weed, but there were plenty of good growers and strains back then, more yummy pure Sativa strains too)
That no real LSD exists anymore (LOL!!)
That LSD is cut with strychnine or speed
(LSD is never cut with active chems, but sometimes other stuff is sold as LSD misleadingly)
That MDMA puts holes in your brain
(turns out the lab rats were accidentally fed methamphetamine instead)
That Ecstasy pills are cut with **** or heroin
(simple economics..... nope!)
After 7 or 11 or whatever amount of hits of LSD you are legally insane
and last but not least
Jesus Loves You -
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Drugs are fun.
If you invest enough time, energy and soul into them, they will make you famous.
Drugs can never do harm.
Now that I think about this, were my parents trying to get me hooked? Crack on a muffin before school? -
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Quote from: jocelyn;164420
Ha ha I have heard most of those.
Ecstacy sometimes contains strychnine. I found out the hard way (I was a dummy) and was a very sick girl.
Well there are a lot of things that can make you sick in Ecstasy pills.
like too much caffeine
methamphetamine
MDA if you are sensitive to it
PMA (super dangerous, ppl have died from this)
DXM, esp if mixed with MDMA or MDA (seratonin syndrome can occur from this combo)
even pure MDMA causes some ppl to hug the toilet
MDEA and Ketamine are in some pills, though unlikely to cause you to be sick
procaine and other inactive cuts are common, but pretty benign
but check out ecstasydata.org you can see no pill has ever been tested to have strychnine in it.
maybe you can even find the pill you ate there?
The most dangerous thing sometimes put in Ecstasy pills (and this is no longer as common as years ago, and mostly in Australia) is Para-Methoxy-Amphetamine (PMA). The effects of PMA somewhat resemble MDMA except the LD50 (dose at which 50% of people will kick the bucket) is only like 200%-500% higher than a recreational dose. Basically meaning its super easy to OD on the stuff, heat strokes, heart palpitations, dehydration, eventually coma.
Strychnine has no positive receational affect whatsoever at any dosage, and the pills would be unsaleable.
From Wikipedia on Strychnine:
"The onset of symptoms is 10 to 120 minutes after ingestion.[4] Symptoms include seizures, a "sawhorse" stance, and opisthotonus (rigid extension of all four limbs). Death is usually secondary to respiratory paralysis. Treatment is by detoxification using activated charcoal, pentobarbital for the symptoms, and artificial respiration for apnea."
Sorry Joc not tryin\' to school ya here, but it was once my job to know these things
if you can\'t find your pill on ecstasydata.org , tell me what your symptoms of sickness were, how it felt, it\'s usually pretty easy to figure out what was in it. peace -
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shitty beans
pun intended
glad you came outta that one OK -
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i got an email the other day from a teacher, saying that there is "flavored" (strawberrry, chocolate, etc) Meth candy circulating thru our elementary schools. that\'s gotta be bullshit. i mean seriously, aren\'t meth heads more concerned with getting high than hurting our kids?
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Quote from: melanie;164444
i got an email the other day from a teacher, saying that there is "flavored" (strawberrry, chocolate, etc) Meth candy circulating thru our elementary schools. that\'s gotta be bullshit. i mean seriously, aren\'t meth heads more concerned with getting high than hurting our kids?
no.
its called job assurance. if they get the kids hooked at a n early age, they will be great customers when they get their own jobs or start stealing from their parents. -
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Sorry Joc not tryin\' to school ya here, but it was once my job to know these things
Just curious, but what kind of job was that?Quote from: jocelyn;164428Well, that is what they told me at the hospital. They said meth/strychnine coctail.
Yikes that sounds horrible. I\'ve never done ecstasy/molly. I think i\'ve been scared ever since moe.down \'04 when this kid I knew ate some molly and was puking and couldn\'t walk or really talk to anyone for like 2 days. it completely ruined his moe.down, so ever since then I\'ve been weary of mdma and whatnot.
Symptoms were numbness in arms, loss of muscle control in arms/legs, fever, vomiting (for like 4 **** days), tremors (big time), heat/chills, leg cramps, dizziness, spotty vision, tachycardia. You know, all that good stuff that goes with an overdose. Not a fun time. -
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Quote from: Gfunk;164465Quote from: bdfreetuna
Sorry Joc not tryin\' to school ya here, but it was once my job to know these things
Just curious, but what kind of job was that?
My schools used to force us to were "a drug free body" ribbons and I always refused because I said I didn\'t agree with it and by forcing us to wear them they were implementing uniforms and they were not allowed to do that with the current state laws. I also refused to say the pledge because I didn\'t agree with the phrase "one nation under god" because it was a prayer in public school. I used to always get in trouble for that one.
I eventually wore the ribbon by duct taping it to the bottom of my sneakers after getting in trouble enough times year after year. I found that one made them even more annoyed because they couldn\'t yell at me for not wearing it. My problem with it was, I took asprin and asprin is a drug, therefore I was not drug free.
"You\'re quite hostile."
"man, I got a right to be hostile, my people are being persecuted." -
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Ever see the flyers they\'d send home in school about the "blue star tatoos" (or other times "popular childens\' icons\' like Mickey Mouse, etc.) that pushers would give little kids containing acid? The kids are supposed to rub them on themselves and then BANG!!!!-TRIPPIN\'!!!!
where are these people now? -
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Myth: You can\'t fly while trippin on LSD
Take a lot of acid and jump off the tallest building you can find, I think you\'ll be pleasantly surprised. -
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Myth: Having unprotected sex while drunk can get a girl pregnant.
Ever see a housefly repeatedly attempt to fly through a plate-glass window? A drunk sperm is kinda like that, except way sexier. -
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Quote from: Powerslave;164511
Myth: Having unprotected sex while drunk can get a girl pregnant.
Ever see a housefly repeatedly attempt to fly through a plate-glass window? A drunk sperm is kinda like that, except way sexier.
Thats not a myth. I know many folks who have kids because they had a drunken good time -
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Thats not a myth. I know many folks who have kids because they had a drunken good time
Those folks are lying to you. Either they weren\'t really drunk at the time of conception or are undercover D.A.R.E. officers. -
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Quote from: kindm\'s;164514Quote from: Powerslave;164511
Myth: Having unprotected sex while drunk can get a girl pregnant.
Ever see a housefly repeatedly attempt to fly through a plate-glass window? A drunk sperm is kinda like that, except way sexier.
Thats not a myth. I know many folks who have kids because they had a drunken good time
The women should have been on top and let gravity keep them safe. -