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I wish the video clip was available.

That is still pretty funny though.
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Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

This is the first time only in Fairfield?  I figured it was in the country...  My only question is does that cat get a probation officer?  Maybe they should put one of those anklet things on him.  What did he get tried for Assault and Cattery? :rimshot: :duck:
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If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier to cut them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

Probably the worst thing about having King Kong run rampant in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

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What did he get tried for Assault and Cattery? :rimshot: :duck:
:sigh: :no:
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requires Microsoft© Internet Explorer 6, Microsoft© Media Player 10, and Macromedia Flash 7.

congratulations msnbc, you just lost a viewer because I am too lazy to download all that crap
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The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

catlike stealth, you say? i never would have imagined
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requires Microsoft? Internet Explorer 6, Microsoft? Media Player 10, and Macromedia Flash 7.

congratulations msnbc, you just lost a viewer because I am too lazy to download all that crap

I have all of those things... I even sat through the stupid Pringles commercial that came before the vid clip... then when it got to the clip it said it wasn\'t available.
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that is hilarious!
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