so lemme get this straight...

you worried about my wiped up, residual **** stain,

but NOT concerned  with the thousands of male asses that have graced the seat?

as long as that ****\'s wiped down, i don\'t care whats happened to that seat. life\'s to short to worry about that shiz...

I commend you for your nobility of wiping down your ****... You just don\'t understand how many times I go to take a dump at work and I have to take a handfull of TP to wipe up the ****, then go wash my hands, then go back to the stall and put down toilet seat cover before I can pinch a loaf.  I\'m not a germaphobe by any sense of the word, but how difficult is it to put the seat up if you\'re going to ****.

- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet

come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...

That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:

Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:

Left handed people.

Left handed people.

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- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet

come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...

That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:

Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:

Paul - that was a totally different situation.  I was living in a disgusting straight-line dorm with 30 dirty dudes and sharing 5 stalls and 5 shows among us.  I was also a little more tolerant of bathroom habits in those days.  Plus, that was the king of craps; it came out of the water and over the toilet seat, plus, I blamed it on someone else and they had to clean the bathroom.

But, I\'ll add someone more gear-grinding points:

- People that say "There\'s two ways to do things, the right handed way and the wrong way"
- Arenas or Stadiums that haven\'t grasped the concept of urinals and still hang on to troughs (that\'s disgusting in so many ways)
- People that shovel or blow their snow into the street
- People living in NJ that have Red Sox stickers on their car (that didn\'t have them before 2004)
- Cops that profile out-of-state liscense plates
- The Pumpkin Festival in Seymor/Oxford (it\'s like something out of the Children of the Corn)
- The fact that I haven\'t been to the Big E in almost 10 years

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who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?

What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?

second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.

i actually save phone conversations for when im on the toilet.  its a great time to get calls out of the way without anything else to worry about/distract you.

in fact, if youve ever talked to me on the phone, there is about a 10% chance that it was done while i was taking a dump

I don\'t know about you, but I can\'t remember the last time I didn\'t fart when I crapped, and I really wouldn\'t be comfortable sharing that fart over the phone.

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Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans.  He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

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tbc, and a beaut.

I have to admit, the fact that it came from someone I always suspected of being a closet homosexual made be a little uncomfortable.

No, you\'re right...peering over the men\'s stalls and playing grab ass with your bathroom buddy seems very heterosexual