Author Topic: Things That Really Grind My Gears (Read 60440 times)

booztravlr · « **Reply #120 on:** January 13, 2009, 10:45:45 am »

Quote from: Yoda;216421

- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet
- People that miss the bowl when they take a dump

This is a common problem where you work?

Quote from: Yoda;216421

- People who order fast food but get a diet soda

You must be referring to the 5 night a week fast food crowd. Otherwise, I prefer the taste of diet soda over regular soda so I don\'t see a problem with this.

tyzack · « **Reply #121 on:** January 13, 2009, 11:20:54 am »

i think yoda might just be a very mad person

ds673488 · « **Reply #122 on:** January 13, 2009, 11:22:46 am »

Quote from: Yoda;216421

- People that miss the bowl when they take a dump

This actually does happen at my work...there is a guy from the atmospheric science offices that we call the "wall shitter" and he has on a few occasions left skid marks on the wall behind the toilet.

Yoda · « **Reply #123 on:** January 13, 2009, 11:28:07 am »

I\'ll respond to pretty much all the comments with this response because I seem to have hit a nerve. I don\'t have a problem with farting in the bathroom in general, but if someone is at the urinal with me, I\'ll wait until they are out of the room to rip. If I\'m in a mall bathroom, I\'d have no problem with it, but I\'m referring to work. If your boss was pissing and you came in, would you crack a rat while you\'re standing there? I wouldn\'t. As for missing the bowl, it\'s rare, but I have gone into the bathroom and there has either been remnants on the seat or on the floor. I don\'t know how it happens, but a grown adult should have the ability to **** in the bowl. If you\'re that much a germ freak that you won\'t sit on the bowl and hover over it when you\'re shitting, then the common work bathroom is not the place for you to be doing your business. And there are a handfull of people here that choose not to flush after they ****.

As for the fast food comment, here\'s my thoughts. My comment is really aimed at the future Walter Hudson\'s of America that waddle up to the counter and order 3 Big Mac meals and then order a diet soda because they want to be healthy. Personally, I think diet soda tastes like metal, but that\'s just me.

Quote from: tyzack;216432

i think yoda might just be a very mad person

I did grow up on a steady diet of Andy Rooney, so it is a possibility.

Drew_Kingsley · « **Reply #124 on:** January 13, 2009, 11:31:57 am »

Ha, "crack a rat".

derickw · « **Reply #125 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:54:15 pm »

its the WORK bathroom though. i\'m with ya yoda..... did i just say that

Quote from: FrankZappa;216416

people who went to LHHS and took architecture classes and post on this site.

watch it there FZ........

wildcoyote · « **Reply #126 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:15:43 pm »

At my old office there were 3 different companies on same floor of our building, and one common men\'s room for the floor. Me and this other guy used to play pranks on each other all the time, and he sees me head into the bathroom. There was someone in the first stall, so I went to the second. My co worker follows me in, not realizing there\'s another person in there. He sees feet at the first stall and peers over the door at very surprised old man. He was going to throw wet paper towels at me, an instead saw a stranger taking a ****.

Be glad you don\'t work with that guy. I think having someone peer over the stall door while you **** might grind some gears.

Yoda · « **Reply #127 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:18:50 pm »

Glory holes in the bathrooms on the boardwalk down the shore really grind my gears.

peaches626 · « **Reply #128 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:01:11 pm »

ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing?

in the words of George Oscar Bluth, Jr., "COME OON!!"

and it\'s gotta be ok to **** in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

Lexington · « **Reply #129 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:30:56 pm »

Quote from: bezerker;216396

people who burp/ and or fart very nastily in the car

window or not, its just wrong.

NickNels · « **Reply #130 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:39:53 pm »

Quote from: wildcoyote;216449

At my old office there were 3 different companies on same floor of our building, and one common men\'s room for the floor. Me and this other guy used to play pranks on each other all the time, and he sees me head into the bathroom. There was someone in the first stall, so I went to the second. My co worker follows me in, not realizing there\'s another person in there. He sees feet at the first stall and peers over the door at very surprised old man. He was going to throw wet paper towels at me, an instead saw a stranger taking a ****.

Be glad you don\'t work with that guy. I think having someone peer over the stall door while you **** might grind some gears.

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans. He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

Igziabeher · « **Reply #131 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:45:04 pm »

Quote from: NickNels;216466

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans. He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

:lol:

tbc, and a beaut.

Yoda · « **Reply #132 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:59:36 pm »

Quote from: peaches626;216458

ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing? QUOTE]

I can live with the fart thing if I\'m in the stall or the other guy is in the stall, but at my office, there\'s only two stalls with a small barrier between; if he rips one, I catching a wiff and unless it a family member or a friend, I think it\'s kind of rude to do.

Quote from: peaches626;216458
and it\'s gotta be ok to **** in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

Pissing in a toilet is fine, but pick up the seat. I really don\'t understand guys that do that with the seat down; I mean they know that they\'re going to have to **** on that some day, right? As for wiping the seat if you pee on it; nice try, but that\'s still disgusting. Just because you\'ve wiped it doesn\'t mean that there still isn\'t dry residual **** on the seat.

As my stepfather said to any guy that either got **** on the seat or on the floor around the toilet, "If you\'ve got a problem pissing in the bowl, either get a bigger dick or sit down."

peaches626 · « **Reply #133 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:06:38 pm »

Quote from: Yoda;216476

Quote from: peaches626;216458
ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing? QUOTE]

I can live with the fart thing if I\'m in the stall or the other guy is in the stall, but at my office, there\'s only two stalls with a small barrier between; if he rips one, I catching a wiff and unless it a family member or a friend, I think it\'s kind of rude to do.

Quote from: peaches626;216458
and it\'s gotta be ok to **** in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

Pissing in a toilet is fine, but pick up the seat. I really don\'t understand guys that do that with the seat down; I mean they know that they\'re going to have to **** on that some day, right? As for wiping the seat if you pee on it; nice try, but that\'s still disgusting. Just because you\'ve wiped it doesn\'t mean that there still isn\'t dry residual **** on the seat.

As my stepfather said to any guy that either got **** on the seat or on the floor around the toilet, "If you\'ve got a problem pissing in the bowl, either get a bigger dick or sit down."

so lemme get this straight...

you worried about my wiped up, residual **** stain,

but NOT concerned with the thousands of male asses that have graced the seat?

as long as that ****\'s wiped down, i don\'t care whats happened to that seat. life\'s to short to worry about that shiz...

wildcoyote · « **Reply #134 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:10:05 pm »

Quote from: Igziabeher;216467

Quote from: NickNels;216466

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans. He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

:lol:

tbc, and a beaut.

I have to admit, the fact that it came from someone I always suspected of being a closet homosexual made be a little uncomfortable.